Friday, March 4, 1960
Karen Maka and Jim Stevens display Mardi Gras costumes.
Behrend Terra Firma
By Nobru
Mr. A 1 “Moneybags” Wnuk re
signed from his post as treasurer
of the Student Council after find
ing out he could get more money
by signing autographs. He is now
a celebrity since his story was pub
lished in the Sunday Times . . .
Congratulations to Francis “Fuzz”
Bevevino and his wife, the former
student Mary Kintz, on the birth
of their son, John Robert . . . Why
does Skip Knestrick hate the game
of bridge so? Speaking of Skip—
this boy is really a top-notch come
dian! . . . “Goodwin Incorporated"
is in full swing with gymnastic
antics. I guess none of us ever
knew we had so many muscles and
in such strange places! . . . Mrs.
Goodwin really reached the girls
who thought they could get out of
tumbling with doctors’ excuses and
injuries. They have to do exercises
the whole period!
Who is the “Charlie" that Judi
Caplan uses to entertain the dorm
girls with? . . . Nancy Altman and
Phyllis Rosenblatt certainly have
warped senses of humor . . . Zool
ogy students recently walked into
class to see Dr. Smith greet them
with “coracobrachialis”. Ever since
then they have been going around
saluting each other in this Hitler
like style . . . Just ask some of the
sophomores what is so funny about
“beep, beep—zoom”!
We all want to welcome back to
Behrend Campus two former stu
dents, Linda Anundson and Dick
Scott ... So Jim Stevens says he
can make four basketball shots out
of five. Sorry, Jim. It seems that
Fuzz is willing to bet his hard
earned money to disprove you . , .
Congratulations to Paul Zock upon
breaking the 200 mark in bowling.
. . . Chuck Kulbacki has an in
teresting schedule down at Penn
State. One Speech class and five
gym classes. I guess he has to get
into condition for those weekend
visits to Katie! . . . The Jazz Club
is in full swing again, thank
goodness.
Doug Campbell is losing faith in
an old adage. He just can’t kill
two buds with one stone! . . . Todd Mother: “Are you the young man
Cook really knows how to handle who jumped in the river and
gnls. Just ask Blackeye’ Janow- saved my son when he fell
ski .... Left out from last issue— through the ice?”
Jerry Bochin recently entertained Young Man: “Yes, ma’am.”
at a spaghetti dinner. His guests Mother: “Well,' where are his
included his Accounting 5 class-, mittens?”
mates, their dates, and Mr.
Vigorito.
Doug Fritz: “Answer ‘Cigar- + “ Y ™were! How do ever expect
See you next issue. Until then, ette’.” t 0 pass tilis course
put a little fun into your life. Try Clay Witherow: “Question—‘What “Wal, I don’t know, mister. I
gossiping! did Cigar do?’.” just came in to fix the radiators.”
THE NITTANY CUB
LITERARY CLUB
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sponsor a book review given by a
guest speaker during some future
common- hour. Sometime in the
Spring the club may take a trip to
Penn State or Cleveland to see a
play, and when it is possible, visits
will be made to the Erie Play
house. Spring plans also include a
picnic. Mike Mulligan is chairman
of the program and budget com
mittee and those under him are
Karen Maka, Janice Franke, and
Gary Mootz.
The meetings will consist of book
reviews given by members, discus
sions, readings, possibly guest
speakers, and one act plays to be
presented by the members, not
necessarily for the public.
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project of the club would be to
publish a literary gazette which
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tain items of interest and news of 3.31
a literary nature. Jack Raeder is 3.29
chairman of the gazette committee
and working with him are Diane 3.25
Janowski and Anita McCallister.
Presently there are thirty mem- 3.24
bers, and it is hoped that they and 3.21
possibly others will continue to 3.20
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the club.
MARDI GRAS
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played and a part of the gym was
resei-ved for dancing from 9 to 12.
At the other end of the gym were
booths. Games such as a wheel of
chance and ring toss were offered,
and refreshments were sold. The
student nurses of Hamot Hospital
and students from local high
schools were invited to attend. Ad
mission was free.
Mr. Louis Balmer and Mr. Jo
seph Vigorito were the advisors for
the event which was sponsored by
their advisees. Gail Anderson and
Fuzz Bevevino were co-chairmen of
A bright young student was try
ing to think of an original way to
propose to his girl. Finally, he
asked her:
“Could you be persuaded to
climb my family tree?”
THE LAST WORD
DEAN'S LIST
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The following is a list of the
students and their grade averages.
DEAN’S LIST
Herb Evans, Larry Johnson,
Sandy Kain
Chester Grzebielski
Janice Franke, Rita
Panameroff
Gaylord Sheldon
Leonard Andrzekowski
Mary Dietsch
Tom Thompson
Ralph Strong
Carl Anderson, Judy Benson,
Lloyd Patterson
Milton Miner
Jim Reed
HONOR ROLL
Charles Flick
Bonnie Campbell, Kathy
Cragun, Anita McCallister,
Linda Williams
Carl Lucas
Dennis Kelly, Mike Simmons
Sandy Miller, Bill Springer
Bill McCall, Dennis Newton,
David Smith
Gail Anderson, Mary Lloyd,
Eddie Mandel
Todd Cook
Mike Zurkan
Bob Laedlein
Eleanor Moseman
Mike Loesch, Gordy Schmidt
Lee Tripp
Jim Swarm
Diane Baldwin, Ron Burkell,
Don Detisch, Diane Janow
ski, Jim Knestrick, Jack
Raeder.
Richard Froess, Jim McLeod,
John Patalon, Duane Rocka
fellow, Mike Schuller.
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the event. Chairmen of the various
committees were John Lloyd,
tickets and prizes; Bus Van Allen,
publicity; Bob Johnson and Dave
Kendall, booths; Gary Scalise,
dance; Jim Stewart, refreshments;
Judy Caplan, decorations;' and
Jack Fern and Joseph Mele,
cleanup.
You in the back of the room.
What was the date of the signing
of the Magna Carta?”
“I dunno.”
“You don’t, eh? Well, let’s try
something else. Who was Bonny
Prince Charlie?”
“I dunno.”
“You don’t. I assigned this stuff
Friday. Where were you last
night?”
“I was out.”