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By Yogi Bear dorm. Who’s the lucky girl, Pat?
There has been a noticeable . _ Debbie Gold chose Music 6
migration from Erie Hall s ping- as an e i ec tjy e this semester ... A
pong tables to the library, could re q U e S t: John P., will you please
semester grades reaching the home S ] ;iave -? That beard is too reminis
front have anything to do with cent of fi na is]
this?
There is a new girl on campus
with beautiful gray eyes each
male is permitted three tries to
guess that her name is— Jill .. .
John, alias Clyde, Beatty has
found his new residence quite
satisfactory. Does a Chevy conver
tible have anything to do with this,
John?
Bulletin: Walt Parker, a memb
er of the infamous Organization,
has recently confided in a few in
timates that there will be a “new”
Walt Parker . . . Mary Kintz has
quite a list of admirers . . . The
Stull Hall boys are officially gone
now, but Mrs. Stull won’t forget
them until her last mouse trap is
sprung . . . Ann Ring is holding
her own classes for the dorm girls
—what is the subject, Mrs. Ring?
The recent dismissal of Sally
Simon from the Behrend Library
was only temporary, for she is
again heading the social hour at
the local book haven ... Bob Scott
still believes that classes start at
twenty after . . . Julie Horton and
Judy Schewig are the only new
members of analytic geometry
class, yet the classroom is filled . .
Why does Dianne Reynolds sud
denly make a trip home every
week end?
Bill Curtis claims he couldn’t be
busier. It seems Bill has parts in
two plays: Behrend’s coming, at
traction of “Junior Miss” and
Lawrence Park’s production of “My
Fair Lady” ... Dr. Smith was the
life of the party at the recent
faculty wives’ soiree . . . What is
this rumor about Mr. Lane buying
air wicks for his literature class?
. . . Lee Wnuk, are you or aren’t
you taking philosophy?
Margie Rex recently received
notice of a demerit she has earn
ed for disobeying dorm rule
number twenty-four. This is
strange because there are only
twenty-three regulations!
Here is a question: Was the
Mardi Gras as much fun as Mr.
Balmer’s chemistry labs? . . . One
would think a four point was
nothing at all if consulting Pat
Hagan.
Since Pat Wachtel’s party in
Pittsburgh, Pat Williams has been
seen more frequently around the
This column becomes shorter
every edition; will somebody
please do something scandalous?
Edwards Makes
Smashing Visit
By Mike Eccles
Bob “Egor” Edwards has a habit
of doing the fantastic, and Thurs-
day, January 22, was no exception.
On that night, cold sober, as he
started to enter an establishment
dealing in bottled spirits, he trip
ped, his body hurling through a
thick plate glass window. A spine-
tingling crash found Bob’s upper
half lying in the store, his posteri-
or protruding outside. His arm
came up to protect his neck as
large, jagged spears of glass rain
ed all about him. Though it seem-
ed like hours before the final piece
dropped, the entire episode actual
ly took place in about five seconds.
The dumbfounded clerk timidly
inspected Egor, expecting to see a
body more dead than alive. The
heavy winter coat he was wearing
had large gashes where the heavy
knife-like staves of glass had cut
it clean as a saber.
I rushed through the window to
Bob’s side, advising him not to
sign anything till he saw his law
yer, but he courageously struggled
to his feet, mounds of glass sur
rounding him. Casually he told
the horrified clerk, “I just drop
ped in to see if. John Rizzo was
here.”
Mardi Gras Carnival
(Continued from Page 1)
was enclosed by a while picket
fence and lit by Japanese lan
terns, which enhanced the holiday
atmosphere.
The advisors and the various
Mardi Gras committees are to
be congratulated for a very suc
cessful and entertaining evening.
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Cooperation Asked
On Safety Precautions
The Behrend Safety Committee,
composed of Professors Werner,
Campbell and Balmer, would like
the student body and faculty to
make a special effort in regard to
smoking and other hazards around
the buildings.
Recently the committee receiv
ed word that Penn State Univer
sity’s policy on safety regulations
is stressing stringent improve
ment; in fact, indications are that
drastic steps may be necessary to
safeguard careless smoking and
other fire hazards.
“Any suggestions,” states Chair-
man Werner, “op the part of stu
dents or faculty will be gladly con
sidered. The committee members
want it understood that they are
not trying to dictate, merely enlist
the cooperation of all concerned
for the sake of everyone.”
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