Dick Januleski and Forrey Campbell discuss several of their problems with -H. W. Perkins,
dean of men for Pennsylvania State University.
Around the Campus
Con’t from Page 2
Biggs is “tweed” . . . Frank
Osofka and Dick Biggs • turned
down an invitation to spend Easter
vacation in New York City . . .
Someone mention sore feet? Jan,
Doris and Bobbie walked to school
(eight whole miles) and challenge
anyone to break their record . - .
John Beatty’s weekly schedule
consists of playing golf, attending
three dances andt two parties at
Hamot . . . Stull Hall has grac
iously offered to house several of
the more attractive female mem
bers from the Penn State Chorus
when they visit B. C. . . . Bill
Arr»s gives piano recitals in Erie
Hall each . .v Boiling Bocki
has become a iavorite of Jaw-.
Randinelli! . . . Tech peculiarities:
Dave- Fitch is reading up on re
incarnation; hoping for some
thing better next time, Dave? Jim
Swarm is reading the Communist
Manifesto . . . Newest babysitter
in the library is Herm Hannah
. . . Tom Mallory, why are you
breaking so many feminine hearts?
Congrats to Bob Pius for winning
the citizenship award . . . Walk
er has a wooden head . . . Ver
banic has thus far successfully
evaded the enthusiastic pursuit
of the local co-eds .It is saidi
that his technique really works
. . . Mr. Balmer’s classes are now
serenading him with Why did it
have to be You? . . . Karl Boyer,
Why are you? . . .
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Tech Talks
By Dave Thelin
A switching and synchronizing
panel is being installed in the
E. E. lab. This circuitry is to be
used in conjunction with the new
alternator, installed last month.
The unit will provide added three
phase facilities for experiments
and demonstrations.
Just because Prof. Bair isn’t
wearing his glasses these days is
no reason for his students to con
sider cutting comers. He is one
of the few possessors of contact
lenses in the country. Being we 1 !
pleased with the lenses, he has
given much interesting inform
ation about them to his classes.
Student participation in the
forthcoming Science Exhibition, to
be held May 4th in Erie Hall, is
strongly encouraged.
Something must be done to pre
vent the E. E. lab generators from
scaring Dr. Smith’s white rats.
Many future plans are in store
for the expansion of our lah fa
cilities. When work is completed,
the Biology Lab will be located in
its new quarters on the second
floor of Turnbull Hall. Presently
existing laboratory area and that
of the adjacent classroom, will be
remodeled and extended far into
the hall. The entire lab area will
then be divided' between the E. E.
and Physics Departments.
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Office Hews
Spring seems to have brought
with it the travel bug for our
office and administrative staff.
Pretty, perky, Peggy Forbes, our
receptionist, traveled to Louis
ville, Kentucky; while Helen
Adams jaunted, to Buffalo and
the wide open spaces of our north
ern neighbor recently. To assist
her in her travels, Mrs. Adams
purchased a steel-gray, push-but
ton, swept-wing Dodge, with a
red interior.
She certainly is a busy woman.
Despite her wanderings, she has
been elected vice-president of the
Business and Professional Wom
en’s Club of Erie for 1958-59, and
also elected as a delegate to their
state convention on May 16-18.
Flash! She has finally finished
her knit suit!
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WOULD YOU WOOD IT?
26 MILES ACROSS THE POOL
IS THIS YOUR GOLF BALL LADY?
Fore!! Ning! plunk—Joshußam
uloni, 8.M.0.C., dropped in his
fourth hole-in-one for the morn
ing, sighed for three whole sec
onds, and then nonchaiancly hop
ped on one foot towards the club
house. His three female caddies
quickly scurried to pick up his
silver-stripped ball from the cup
afla his scattered diamond-chip
pto clubs from the tee. Constance,
s.he brown-haired, blue-eyed dar
ing gazed hungrily as Ramuloni
zoomed away in. his ice-cream
wagon. But what could she, poor
girl caddy, working her way
through college, have or even
hope that the great Joshu would
notice her? Shy, sweet, demure
Constance. Suddenly she hit up
on a right jolly idea! Constance
carefully folded the convertible
clubs, stacked them into her tote
bag, and smiling slyly tip-toed
off the course.
On the campus, Constance never
came in contact with the short
shorts world of Joshu Ramuloni.
But on this particular day the
girl-caddy broke her daddy’s heart
by pouring herself into a pair of
medium length short-shorts and
trotted off to the daisy fields be
hind) the campus. Immediately af
ter flattening down three clusters
of buttercups, Constance set one
of Ramuloni’s shiny golf balls on
a five-inch tee. She unfolded the
wood and methodically sliced the
ball into th rows of arbor-vitae.
“Lawdy!” sheexclaimed, then gasp
ed. Scampering over to the shrubs
she let two tears drop down her
right cheek, but quickly pulled
out her eye-dropper and placed
them carefully into an empty as
pirin bottle. Soon she was down on
her knees crawling through the
arbor-vitae and searching fran
tically for the precious ball.
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A LOVE STORY
By DAVID
. “Goodi show” came a voice from
behind a nearby ginko tree.
“Lawdy” cried Constance and she
gasped again. She continued her
crawling, but swiftly shifted her
left eye toward the strange voice.
From her glance she noticed that
a 6’l”, blond, green-eyed boy,
diesscd in green suede jacket two
shades lighter than fns eyes,
desert boots and . brown plaid
short-shorts was pondering upon
the neat ditch Constance had'
plodded around the brush. ‘‘l
haven’t the foggiest,” he said to
himself. The boy took a few
pirouettes and stopped directly in
front of Constance. Doffing his
chartieuse jockey’s cap, he said
•Tennis anyone?” Constance stop
ped for a moment, dug into her
pocket and slowly said, “Would
you care for a throat disc?” Sud
denly she forgot about Joshu, the
lost golf ball, the convertible
clubs, and the ice-cream wagon.
They gazed at each other for
three-quarters of a second. He
dropped his tennis racquet.
“Chemistry,” she sighed.
Then the snows came.
Ed. note—Eine Tragedie. in
Zwei Paragraphum (For German
students). This was formerly
known as the 4th sub-title, but
the name has been shortened in
order to save much needed copy
space. The story is adapted from
the original of the great Russian
writer, Edvok Alexei Poeski, and
it was entitled Count Dracula’s
Youth.
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