John Beatty, Milt Bryant, Coach Goodwin, Dick Januleski, and
on their golf.
CoMPY'S
by Edith Tinsian
“Pore!” The sophomore girls
are getting an early start at golf.
Under the direction of Compy
and Judy Thurbon, our feminine
Jay Herberts are becoming quite
proficient at the sport. The real
test of their skill came when they
visited one of the local driving
ranges.
Ruth reports that she and Lea
had a lot of fun in. Florida. Com-
T>y’s Cuties are really travelling
this spring. Tudy journeyed to
Altoona with Mrs. Falk'enhagen;
Lucille and Edie went to Pitts
burgh with Dr. Smith and the
rest of their botany class; Jan,
Doris, and Jill spend a week-end
on the main campus. Later in
the month, Bernie, Laz, and
Sandy will attend the Reading
Festival, also at the main campus.
Grapevine has it that SWoRD
is really Gallagher, the man who
really gets around.
Sara finally found out that a
feed mill isn’t a home industry.
Doris has an old theme-song,
“Wake Up, Little Suzie.”
Jill, Bobbi, and Sara may quit
exploring side roads. How did
those little "horses ever manage
to pull that big, heavy Merc out
of the mud?
Bobbi, Doris, and Jan walked
to school one morning. Some peo
ple have all the energy.
- Carole Lazarus, the mad sci
entist, is making a synthetic man
is chem. lab.
Unbeknownst to Compy’s Cu
ties, your reporter has taken a
sort of poll, and these are some
of the comments uttered by the
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Behrend girls this month. On
golf: Judy, “Oh, I see you’re af
fected by your environment, too.”
Laz, “Where’d my tee go?” Sandy,
“Hit it against the wall and it
will always come right back
well, almost always.” Bernie,
“We’d do better with basketballs.”
On Mike’s convertible: Sara,
“Just another of those campus
rumors.” (No, Sara, it’s roamers).
Bernie, “Now I believe it.” On
transportation to school: Doris.
“It costs me 30 cents to walk.”
Jill, “Three days without a flat!”
On tennis: Compy, “Is that thing
a tennis racket or a snowshoe?”
Sara, “I could cut German and
analyt to play.”
Bowling Review
By Forrest Campbell
Due to the lack of interest, the
intramural league competition is
dewindling. On the brighter side,
the inter-collegiate team has roll
ed up a very impressive record.
In twenty-eight matches, the
Behrend team headed by Richard
Covatto has won twenty-five.
The members of the team are
Dick (191) Covatto, Bob (152)
Sokoloff, Tom (150) Zielinski,
Bob (160) Pius, Prank (143) Ol
sofka, “Pablo” (140) Pawlak, and
Sid (155) Wallace.
Teams Played W L
Alliance College 4 0
Edinboro
Edinboro
Edinboro
Grove City
Dave Thurbon’s Team 3 1
Alliance College 4 0
THB NITTANY CUB
Nick Smolokov practice up
Coach Plans
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Activities Here
An Activities Day will be held
Saturday, April 26, under the di
rection of Coach Goodwin. The
athletic competitions will begin
around 10 a.m. and will continue
throughout the day.
Altoona, New Castle, McKees
port, and Dubois have been in
vited to participate in both single
and group" sports which include
softball, basketball, volleyball,
ping-pong, bowling and tennis.
A light lunch will be served at
noon and a dance is scheduled
for the evening.
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By Dick Januleski
The length of wrestling classes
was three weeks, but for most of
us it lasted only a few days. When
one looks at such grapplers as
Bob Pawls k and Prank Hursen,
een one have other recourse? And
the gruelling, body-ripping calis
.hemes used as a warmup—Wow!
And the results: listless weight
drifting toward the classroom
building.
Back to classes after the pleas
ant Easter vacation, softball was
the order of the day, and such
great men as Kuda “No-hit-no
run’' Thomas and Bob “Mickey
Mantle” Verbanic proceeded to
make their names good, if not
on the field, in the cafeteria.
“Mickey” Verbanic,- pulling the
play of the day, put a new twist
into our age-old game when
chasing a pop-fly—he saw where
it would land so he slid into it,
physically at least, and almost
caught the ball. Darned if that
’wasn't a cute play.
Overheard: Coach Goodwin in
explaining the intricacies of the
game to John “Mudcat” Cipriani,
said, “John, this is a baseball,
quite different from the dodge
ball. Remember this, and you will
be great.” John walked away,
finally convinced, but I don’t
think he will be very elated upon
reading this.
Those on the golf team at the
present moment are Dick Janu
leski, Richard Januleski, and me.
The coach is definitely seeking
replacements, and those of you
who are interested, please see the
coach and tell him how great you
are. I’m tired of listening to those
great scores. All kidding aside,
Absent-minded Professor
Not so absent-minded when you get
right down to it. He remembered the
most important item—the Coke! Yes,
people will forgive you almost anything
if you just remember to bring along
their favorite sparkling drink—ice-cold
Coca-Cola. Do have another, professor!
Bottled under authority of The Coca-Cola Company by
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the coach has matches scheduled
with Jamestown, Alliance, and
Gannon, both at home and away.
To climax the golf season, the
Allegheny Invitational at Mead
ville. All golfing fees are paid,
plus some of the meals.
The veterans on the golf
squad are Milt Bryant, Bud
“Chuka Boots” Seifert, and yours
truly or any other way, if you
care. “Ben Hogan” Beatty plans
to make the team, and I’m with
him all the way because he buys
the soda pop all the time. Nick
Smolakov, “The Mad Russian,”
also is trying out.
Bright spots: Bill Ames still
trying vainly to get in the girls
Phys. Ed. Classes. Dear Bill:" That
sign on the locker room door,
“Girls Only,” wasn't tacked there
for posterity.
Sympathies to the family of
Chuck Blass, who was punctured
during archery class. Who dun
nit? Unbelievable? Incredible?
Not if you know Blass.
Well, that’s all for now gang;
seems I have a few Phys. Ed.
classes to make up. See you all
at the hospital. Don’t forget some
fruit and candies.
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