What’s his name? 'Can’t you read? That seems to. he the question pondered by Behrend fresh
man, Janice Maclver of Erie (left) and B. C. sophomore, John Cipriani (right) of Erie over
identification saga of trash, Dick Riggs, of Union City.
Freshmen Customs No Fatalities
By Sara lewis
Dehrend Center’s freshmen cus
toms week began. September 12.
vlren girls wearing green ribbons,
-Toys wearing black bow ties, and
arrayed in (Sinks and signs,
ventured forth on the campus.
Relieving that initiation is a vital
vert of college life, the upper
■ classmen enthusiastically per
formed their tasks.
.Oinks were doffed in homage
io the "Behi'end Fine", a spruce
t'se in disguise- John “Clyde"
Jjeatty wore a sign proclaiming
fchnself as “the most stupid per
a” on campus, while Herbert
hhrrkee sauntered to classes carry
ing a sixteen-pound bowiing ball.
’‘l'ne town crier, Terry jDawdy.
became a familiar sight. He not
vuxiy announced, the time of day
and “Vote for Cipriani and" Thom
but important things like!
’Cornwallis’ surrender.
And what freshman will not
remember, in later years.
OStiue and White" without nostat
cally recalling how he trudged
■«ver the campus singing lustily.
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Keeping in mind an important
principle of all universities, that
is to learn, the. students were as,ti
ed to memorize two plaques: the
one on Turnbull Hall and the
other on the model of the U. S.
Brigg, Niagara. Those who didn’t
were made members of the ex
clusive Order of the Red Noses.
Freshmen customs also had
their practical side. The freshmen
wore signs stating their name,
curriculum, and home town,
which enabled everyone to. be
come easily acquainted. Free shoe
shines were given. Girls, down on
their knees, wielded their crino
lines industriously to give the
sophomores’ shoes that “spit and
polish” look. An attempt at clean
ing up the campus was made. Jill
Fritz was given the job of pick
ing the leaves out of the pool.
Kangaroo Court, presided over
by Judge Cipriani, climaxed cus
toms. The first to be prosecuted
was Terry Herrick. Sophomor j
Herman Hannah, attorney for the
defense, did his best. Terry was
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Literature
By The Editors,
Once upon a piano, there rest
ed three cousins, Eine. Kleine, and
Nachtmusik, who were the guardi
an spirits of the Behrend Center
Memorial Room. The three guar
dians silently wa,tched with their'
slanty eyes and strained to hear
with their dust-filled ears all that
took place at the tea parties,
meetings, and-. conferences in the
Memorial Room.
But one peaceful night when
the alpha, beta: and gamma rays,
combined with the correct num
ber of macromolecules of the dust
particles in the.’ room. Eine,
Kleine. and Nachtmusik burst
through the fourth dimension In
to reality and into campus life.
No longer were the spirits silent,
hard of hearing, or immobile. For
a minute after the miracle had
happened, the three turned and
looked at each other. Then Kleine
spoke. “Yeah, man. this place sure
does hangs way out.” “Kleine,”
Nacht howled back, “please watch
your selection of words in express
ing youself."
Weil, the three guardians,
thrilled by their new speech pow
ers. talked through most of the
night and finally fell off to sleep
at 4 a.m. A few hours- later, the
thuds of the dorm boys tumbling
out of bed rocked Eine. Kleine,-
and Nachtmusik so. that they fell
from theh bases, and onto the
floor. “Goodness," cried Eine.
“This will not do,” said Nachtmu
sik. “Let’s fall into the outside.”
said Kleine. And they did.
Once outside the Memorial
Room. Eine. Kleine and Nacht
musik began to wander about the
campus. They hopped first to the
tennis courts, hut had to leave
soon because Kleine slipped over
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an old tennis ball and. tangled,
himself in the net. Next the 1%
brary was visited, but it was top.
noisy - for Nachtmusik’s sensitive
new ears.
In the classroom building, the
three stopped for most of the' day,
Kleine enjoyed History ' 21 class ,
the most because he knew the .
songs so well. Only the pounding
and hammering above his head
were able to drown- out his voice.
From the;classrooms the three
bounded- to. Erie Hall and much
confusion, tattle .white -balls flew,
from the tables at Eine; big biacs
balls were tolled down a shiny
floor at Nacht, and a number of
colored balls chased Kleine
around a soft green, table.
After adventuring throughout
Erie Hall. Eine, Kleine.' and
Nachtmusik hobbled cowards; the
parking lot. There they, slid in
the mud and darted' between
monstrous wheeled machines.
“Let us go backr to our peace
ful comers on the piano,” the,.
three of them thought, but not
one dared to say it, lest the others
call him a coward. .
Evening was subtely beginning
to fall. Nachtmusik suggested that
they go to the pool to wash off
the mud. After aU, who ever saw
muddy guardian spirits. The pool .
water was cold, the air was cold,
and Eine, Kleine, and Nachtmusik
were cold. The three ran to their '
old places on the piano in the
Memorial Room.
Suddenly the macromolecules of
the dust particles began to split
with the alpha, beta, and gamma
rays. Kleine. found it difficult to
speak. Nachtfnusik couldn’t hear
very well. But the three managed
to give one* last sentence before
they were once more quieted for- " > "
ever. “Man,.this place hangs out
all over.”
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