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By KRIS AUMILLER for life. She says that love with be think Dane is hot, he is naked for goods store and he cannot commit good movie. 1 really want to see (Doug Jones, voiced by Laurence
Columnist all around him, but he will never about a quarter of the movie. Dane to a woman. After watching an you succeed again. Fishbume ), attacks New York City.
KRASOIB@PSU.EDU have it He obvious i y for g e ts needs a better movie where he can ex-fiancee get married, he meets When he is pursued by Johnny
about it and moves on with his life, the comedian that we all know and Lila (Malin Akerman). She )‘/ \ Storm/The Human Torch (Chris
According to my lack of e-mails However, he never can commit love him as, and not the actor that seems to be perfect in every way \ /' ■ Evans), the torch comes back
in my secretary and my own inbox, to one girl. He has a problem he collected his paycheck to be in possible. After being essentially different. He can switch powers
there were all good reviews of my with the “L” word, as he calls it. this one. forced into it by his father (Jerry with the other members of the
reviews last issue. Either that or no His best friend Stu, (Dan Fogler, Stiller, big acting stretch for DVD: FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE group by a simple touch. After the
one was reading. For my own very Balls of Fury) a plastic surgeon REVIEW: him b y tbe wa y) and best friend ’ OF THE SILVER SURFER wedding interruption, the Invisible
high self-confidence, I’m going who happens to work in the same Ball 2. Same as I gave Employee Mac (Rob Corddry), he asks wants to g et away from the
with the first option. However, building and witnessed the event of the Month. Better than one but ber to marry him after only 6 fame. Because he is a devoted
due to some recent events, and as a child, thinks he is crazy and not good enough for 3. Good luck weeks. Unfortunately for Eddie, near husband, he agrees that once
information about financial should be getting all the girls he next time Dane be bnds out in a heartbeat that the surfer is dealt with, that they
reimbursement given to me by the can get while he is young. While he didn’t know anything about I will leave the team and go to a
editor, the date movie will now be attending the wedding of an ex- his new bride. Things like she is small town and lead a simple life,
replaced by a DVD review. Want girlfriend, Charlie gets toasted as Aj (\ t) Q(>Q () Q j?) immature, foolish, a nightmare in The. Human Torch overhears this
to complain? Please do. It helps. the bride’s “lucky charm.” Also < V Jy the bedroom, owes a ton of money, conversation and tells Ben Grimm/
at this wedding, he meets the very and doesn’t actually have a job. The Thing (Michael Chiklis) about
GOOD LUCK CHUCK accident prone Cam (Jessica Alba) While on their honeymoon in Cabo, their pla» to break up the team.
for the first time. After that, there THE HEARTBREAK KID Eddie meets Miranda (Michelle Obviously, it brings turmoil and
is an article on dating websites Monaghan), and he starts to fall loan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, 1 drama into the story that already
that if you have sex with Charlie, for her. He starts to plot a way to Hour, 32 Minutes had it with the return of Dr. Doom
the next man you go out with call of his marriage with the crazy, Sweet. Another super-hero and the impending end of the
will be your true love. When Stu ( iti 11 l * * n debt mistake of a wife and run movie. I grew up watching every world.
■ convinces Charlie that he will be 1 TAPTRBFAK away with the girl of his dreams. cartoon that they put on TV. Well, I liked it. I liked the first
doing women a service by sleeping All of this while trying to keep Therefore, every time one of these one when a lot of people didn’t.
with all of them, he starts to answer N the truth from the girl he is falling movies comes out, Igo see it on I’ve liked every single comic book
all of their calls. This leads to a for about why he is in Cabo in the opening day. Not on opening night movie except for that abomination
montage sex scene of naked very first place. Not only did I see Ben at midnight, I didn’t read the comic with that big pissed off green guy.
naked Dane Cook. Unfortunately Stiller and get excited, but I saw books and I don’t dress up. I have Just like the last Fantastic Four
for Charlie, he becomes very the Farrelly brothers attached to better things to do with my time, movie, it was visually incredible
Dane Cook, Jessica Alba, 1 Hour, attached to the beautiful, and Ben Stiller, Malin Akerman, 1 Hour, this as well. They always throw like sleeping for example. (especially the Silver Surfer).
36 Minutes klutzy, Cam. However, he cannot 45 Minutes out a good movie, as long as you The first movie ended with the Unfortunately, the story wasn’t that
Everyone I knew wanted to see have sex with her. If he does, he’ll Did anyone else think Ben Stiller forget about that abomination about Fantastic Four defeating Dr. Doom, great. The four main actors were
this movie right away. Why? Dane lose her forever due to the curse. was done? I saw a preview for this the Siamese twins that didn’t look They shipped him away and were good, but everyone else was just
cook was headlining! How could This movie has its share of great on TV and almost threw a party. alike. Unfortunately, this movie officially becoming heroes. Not ok. It was better than the first one,
it fail? The guy is one of the best one liners. However, they play off Actually, I think I did do a little was just as bad. Ben Stiller was too mention, Reed Richards/Mr. and once again, they left it open for
stand-up comics I’ve ever seen. Dane as a serious actor (which he dance. Ben is one of my favorite playing his funny role, but you Fantastic (loan Gruffudd) has another one.
Unfortunately, he didn’t have much can be) and give him a comic relief comedic actors just because of hated the main character. How proposed to Susan Storm/Invisible
to do with writing this one... friend. Anybody else think this is Zoolander, Dodgeball, and There's can you have a movie where you Girl (Jessica Alba). The second REVIEW:
Charlie Logan (Dane Cook) is stupid? The friend isn’t funny at Something About Mary. He has hate the main character? Sure he movie opens with an object 3 out of 5. Could be better. Keep
a seemingly normal dentist. The all, he is more grosser if anything, been doing a lot of crap lately and I got himself into a hellhole of a heading toward Earth. On Earth, the main four actors and the visual
movie opens with a scene of him but obviously he needed to be thought he could finally bust out of situation, that doesn’t mean you go the four are the talk of the planet. effects crew, find someone to go
playing spin the bottle. He spins there to convince Dane of what he his “slump.” cheat on your honeymoon. The celebrity wedding is trying to with them,
and the bottle lands on a gothic needed to do. Jessica Alba was fun Eddie Cantrow (Ben Stiller) is happen amidst a major disturbance /C~f\ f'T"\ /t / /'"?
girl. When the girl wants more to stare at for a while, but it was a forty-year-old, very mean to REVIEW: on Earth. The disturbance, r*’\V (/ \) \ (/ ()
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