PCOOE REPORT
03/23/06: Receiving stolen property:
PSO observed stolen road sign
displayed in front window of room
03/24/06: Escort service: provided
escort for faculty member to airport.
03/24/06: Suspicious incident: PSO
observed male hot wiring vehicle.
Student preparing to film his class
project (a mock car theft scene).
03/28/06: Health and safety: two
Winchester 12 gauge shotgun shells
found by staff in Lebanon park.
Range master will dispose.
03/28/06: suspicious activity: PSO
observed male carrying computer
monitor in lot. Student stated
monitor had sign stating it was
free. PSO confiscated monitor until
confirmed.
03/28/06: Policy violation:
complaint from SGA of
unauthorized writing on walkways
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Lectures & Events
Annual Student Art Show
Apr 11-18
Gallery Lounge
Hours: Monday through Thursday,
8 a.m. to 9 p.m. and Friday, 8 a.m.
to 5 p.m.
Studying and Test-Taking Strategies
Apr 11 from 12:30 - 2 p.m.
C-211 Olmsted
Disabilities Serv ices Coordinator
Alan Babcock will present a
workshop offering specific strategies
to complete tests. Strategies that can
be used to raise grades on finals will
also be presented. Questions see:
W-l 17 Olmsted, phone 948-6025, or
e-mail aubls@psu.edu.
Cultural Awareness Film Series
Monsoon Wedding
Apr 12 at 7 p.m.
Olmsted Kunkle Auditorium
An intriguing love story based on
Asian Indian culture. Love, lust, and
hope envelop an upper middle-class
Indian family and their world-wide
guests as they celebrate for the
arranged marriage of their daughter
to an East Indian man from Texas.
“Unique Women, Unique Careers”
Apr 13 from 12:30 - 2 p.m.
Special Events Room
The panel discussion will feature
female Penn State graduates who
have used their educations in areas
ranging from business, government,
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SGA Food Drive
The Student Government
Association invites all Penn State
Harrisburg students, faculty,
and staff to participate in a food
drive for the Middletown Food
Bank. Drop off points are the
Student Activities Office, E
-131 Olmsted and the Behavioral
Sciences Office, W-157 Olmsted.
Donations will be accepted until
Tuesday, April 25.
Weight Room Closings
Due to a Pilates class being held
in the multi-purpose room, the
weight room will be closed every
Tuesday and Thursday in April
from 12:30 to 1:30 p.m.
New Web Calendar - Intramural
Sports and Recreation now has
its own web calendar! Please
refer to this calendar for spring
break hours as well as fitness area
availability on a daily basis.
To access the web calendar, go
to www.hbg.psu.edu. Click on
Penn State Harrisburg Calendars
on the right. Click on Intramurals
and Recreation.
Writings were non-offensive,
03/30/06: Alarm activation: PSO
silenced fire alarm activated by
handicapped aid dog by accident,
03/30/06: Community education:
PSO conducted SAFE program to 4
participants.
03/31/06: Mulch fire: PSO used
water extinguisher to put out
smoldering mulch.
03/31/06: Campus assist: PSO
provided general information
to faculty member about PA
harrasment/stalking laws.
04/03/06: Medical emergency
Report of unconscious male. Upon
arrival found male conscious with
bump on head. EMS responded and
provided ice pack. Student refused
further treatment.
04/03/06: Theft: Capital Times
and engineering. The event will
include a light lunch. Faculty, staff,
and students are encouraged to
attend
“A Rose by Any Other Name...”
Apr 13 at 1 p.m.
Gallery Lounge
This live multimedia performance
about rape will be performed by
Nancy Hulse. For information,
contact Damaris Snyder at
dxrl9s@psu.edu or phone 948-
6273.
Spring Luau
Apr 18 from 12-2 p.m.
Vartan Plaza, Olmsted Building
Blow off some pre-finals steam.
This afternoon will include many
events such as Tarot Reading,
Limbo, Caribbean Photos, and
traditional Luau food and drinks
from the Tiki bar. Don’t forget to
take along your free t-shirt!
Avian Flu Discussion
Apr 18 from 12:30-2 p.m.
Morrison Gallery
The Blue Sky Group of the Strategic
Planning Task Force is hosting
the discussion, which will feature
presentations on the possible impact
of Avian Flu.
The Future of Russia
Apr 18 at 6:15 p.m.
Morrison Gallery, Library
Dr. Alexander Livshin, a
distinguished professor of modem
lIT Department
The next Training Services
program is “Network Performance
Measurement on the PSU
Integrated Backbone” by Mike
Contino:
April 11: 2:00-3:00 p.m.: 141
Computer Building.
To register, please visit http://
its.psu.edu/training and select
“Register for Seminars.” Then
complete the following: Log in to
the Seminar Registration System
using your Penn State userid and
password. Click “Seminars.” Click
“Forums.” Click the forum title
link of the seminar you would like
to attend. Click the “Register”
button to register for the seminar
For those unable to attend, the
presentation will be streamed.
Questions: please e-mail
itstraining@psu.edu or call (814)
863-9522.
Meetings
The fraternity Chi Gamma lota
meets every Monday at 12:15
p.m. in W-207 Olmsted. For
information, contact Andrew
Dale at XGlpresident@psu.
edu or Andrew Scott
XGlvicepresident@psu.edu.
office reported 700 papers missing
from newsstands.
04/05/06: Health and safety: PSO
confiscated hand held stunning
device from student.
04/05/06: VRP policy violation:
PSO confiscated permit used in
duplication scam.
04/06/06: Reckless driving: student
patrol reported observing red
mustang doing 360’s in lot. Reckless
driving citation will be filed upon
receiving written statement from
witness.
04/05/06: Student assist: PSO
provided vehicle code information
to student.
04/06/06: Medical assist: PSO
assisted with flushing student’s
eyes. Student was shaking chewing
tobacco container when lid flew
off and bits of tobacco flew into
student’s eyes.
Russian history from Moscow State
University will discuss “Is Russia
on the path to democratization or
drifting toward an authoritarian
future?”
Student Awards Convocation
Apr 23 from 1:30 - 3 p.m.
Capital Union Building
Athletics
Baseball at Penn College
Apr 15 at 1 p.m.
Softball at Penn College
Apr 18
Baseball vs. Beaver
Apr 11 at 2 p.m.
Penbrook Field, Harrisburg
Softball vs. Beaver
Apr 11 at 2 p.m.
Baseball vs. Lebanon Valley College
Apr 19 at 3:30 p.m.
Penbrook Field, Harrisburg
Baseball & Softball
Double-Elimination Tournament
Apr 22 - 23
At Number 1 Seed
Intramural Horseshoe Tournament
mandatory participants’ meeting
Apr 4 at 12:30 p.m.
Room 217 CUB.
Questions: Julie Stoehr, 948-6267 or
jrslol7@psu.edu.
The Student Government
Association meets every Thursday.
Students are encouraged to attend.
The meetings are held in the
Science and Technology Building,
room 118 at 12:30 p.m.
The campus Lion Ambassadors
meet every Tuesday at 1 p.m. in
W-231 Olmsted.
The International Affairs
Association meets every Tuesday
at 5 p.m. in E-314 Olmsted. For
more information, contact Paul
Fogle at paf9lo@psu.edu.
The Multicultural Academic
Excellence Program meets every
Wednesday from 4:45 to 6 p.m. in
the Oliver LaGrone Cultural Arts
Center, W-132 Olmsted.
The PSH Liaison Committee to
the University Commission for
Women conducts a brown bag
lunch meeting on the third Monday
of each month. For information,
contact Lori Ricard at lrrl2@psu.
edu.
The Philosophy Club will meet
Thursday, April 20 in Olmsted W
-209 from 12:30 - 1:30 p.m.
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17. This week's featured athlete
18. Downtown Bar scene owner
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22. First amendment freedom
23. Bank heist flick
24. The Barry Saga
27. New downtown tavern
29. Only way to receive tuition bill
31. "White Trash with Money” artist
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THE CAPITAL TIMES April 10, 2006
Down
1. Band playing Rites of Spring
3. Type of flu
6. President-elect in the SGA
7. XGI Drive
10. Sleeping disorder where one cannot sleep
14. NYC based Bear Company
15. "Unique Women, Unique "
19. Hugo Weaving’s last major roll
21. A good substitute for football
25. Number one preventable killer in the US.
26. Band playing in Harrisburg April 13
28. New Metal Gear Solid game
30. Assistant Professor of Psychology
35. Necessary for finals week
36. Sometimes better than acceptance
37. What we’re all waiting for
38. Returning campus event
39. Stealing newspapers is