Capitol times. (Middletown, Pa.) 1982-2013, March 31, 2003, Image 7

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    Village Wins . Aulaiv3 you
Best Lanascaping
With this past winter being the cold
est it has been in years, the arrival of
spring was much anticipated, but not
without some skepticism. Many won
dered if spring would arrive this year on
its due date of March 21st. Well, arrive it
did, with temperature nearing 70
degrees. Along with the long awaited
arrival of spring this past month, there
was ,an even bigger cause for celebra
tion. "The Village" received the nation
ally recognized University Campus
Landscaping Award for the 2002-2003
year. One feature in particular won PSH,
this much sought after award.
Landscaping Engineer Doug Ittup, who
sits on the awards committee, pro
claimed, "when my committee saw the
picturesque pond that sits by buildings 1000 and 2000, we knew we had
our winner. We have never seen anything like it on a college campus."
Students were extremely thrilled to hear about the award. Beth
Bathesnever commented, "The pond truly is beautiful. It is clean enough
to take a dip in. It's like having your very own pool in your own back
yard." Well, with the springtime thaw finally upon us, I guess more stu
dents like Bathesnever will be taking advantage of our wonderful out
door Jacuzzi.
Landscaping Engineer Doug
Ittup, was amazed by the
majestic, crystal clear ponds.
For Fans of:
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REviEwEd By:
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RELEASE DATE:
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OVERALL RATING
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The breathtakingly beautiful pond between the 1000 and 2000
buildings, pictured above, was the charm that won The
Village the top honor. Below: Another small pond located
behind the 5000 building is an aesthetically pleasing addition.
Yo! Dis CDz be all iced-out and shizznit! Any bizznitchez be
listening to it get put back in their place quick-like. Misogynz
if ya please! And "Tha Blingerz" be gettin' all consumption
on diz release cause we all know you ain't no man if you
can't bling wif a hoopty, ice, platinum grille, and a phat roll
w/ nothin' but Benjamins. So watch out for Big Bling and the
Blingy Bling to drop so can keep the perpetual wheel of igno
rance, disrespect, hatred, stupidity, and consumerism going.
And just keep ignorin' any rappa's wif something important to
say like Mos Def, The Roots, and others. Peace!
G Kin
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