Capitol times. (Middletown, Pa.) 1982-2013, January 28, 2002, Image 4

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Layout - Boring, too much scrolling
Navigation - Easy, fairly quick
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the title of the site, surrounded by silly cartoon figures. To search for a joke, choose a
category or search by typing in a keyword. After choosing a category, a list of jokes
appears. It contains the joke title, rating (adult or general), type (story, list, one liners),
and the humor level (1-5 smileys). However, most of the jokes I found were stories,
which were funny if you have the time to read them
Example Joke from Work/School Category
You might be a college student...
* If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
* If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
www.randomjoke.com
Download Time Slightly fast
Layout Creative, colorful
Navigation Easy, very quick
This site catches your eye immediately with its bright colors and attractive layout. You
can choose a Joke Topic (category) or read a funny story, listed by its title. After click
ing on the topic of your choice, it is easy to navigate from joke to joke. For the easily
offended, there is a warning that some jokes are "just plain dirty," so beware. This is
the quickest way to get lots of jokes and there were many that I had never heard before
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Q: Why did the computer break down?
A: Because it had a terminal illness.
One good turn gets most of the blankets
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Layout Busy, lots of scrolling
Navigation Slow, too many choices
I did not like this layout because the flashing ads all over the page are very distracting.
You may choose Today's Joke Random Joke, keyword search or choose a topic. A
problem I found was that under the topics, the jokes weren't listed by type (story, one
liner). Yet, they do have a rating and an explicitness level (squeaky clean, tame or racy)
If you're interested in more, they have other choices they call "jokey goodness," which
includes Intensely Crappy Jokes.
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Q: Want to hear 3 blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Hanson.
Q: What happened when Batman and Robin
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A: They became Flatman and Ribbon.
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almost funny...)
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