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F o Bowling Scholarsh
By Kevin Spiegel
It was a week that featured the Zoo
winning a forfeit from the Vipers, WSDC
taking three out of four from the 11th
Framers, the BOTAs showing an awe
some display against Commissioner
Frack's High Voltage. Not to mention, of
course, a 1982 candidate for Sportsteam
of the Year, Sharkey's Machine. They
were dominated by the Bad Examples,
three to one. Rumor has it that George
"The Animal" Steele, the Hansen Bro
thers and George Foreman are bowling
for Sharkey next week. Once again,
though. Brian Sawaska led Sharkev'q
team, and once again Captain Robert M.
Sharkey (M for Madman) bowled low
man on the team. Hey, Sharkey, I hear
the Ltd's are scouting for next year!
Could the tandem of Bob Sharkey and
Dean Frack be reunited? Will Frack put
up with Sharkey and his idfolx one more
time? Stay tuned.
Before the Ltd's start complaining
about lack of publicity, they are current
ly in second place. Yes, they might be
levelheaded at sometime. but let's face
it, they consistently win. Led by the
auspicious figure of Dandy Dan McMill
en, 175 average, the Ltd's take them all
on, and send their victims to cry. Losing
their prettiest bowler, Teri Oberly
didn't hurt their average since they
acquired Bill Hurley via Canadian Bowl-
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ing League. Hurley carries a 135
average, and brings up a very potent
attack.
The BOTA's started out real fast,
slipped the second week to the Ltd's, but
showed how awesome we are. Destroy
ing Colonel Frack was great, but thanks
to the clutch bowling of Mark Barone in
the final frame of the final game, the
High Voltage salvaged a win. Poor
Dean, spent too much time staring at his
female teammate, rather than concen
trating on his bowling. Well, it showed.
Steve Fink continues to make a
comeback after an injury slowed him
down. Keep working, Steve! Corrine
Blouin and Sandy Schoeneman continue
to be in second place for the prettiest
bowlers. The ROTA girls are just
outrageous. Teri Oberly, Diane Buhay
and Donna Wilson are in front by a wide
margin. Joe Jacobs continues to hit the
headpin straight on, so he must like
splits. Move over, Joe. The Vipers
failed to show up last week. Remember
guys, when you bowl the BOTAs I think
ynu have another test. To Rick and Neil
of WSDC, boy, where is Joe when you
need him? To Tom Donnelly, slow down
when you bowl, the pins will wait. To
the members of Sharkey's machine,
excluding your captain, don't you wish
you could drop add bowlers like you do
courses.
Thursday, February 18, 1982
By Kevin Spiegel
Yes, there is a varsity basketball
team on campus. Yes, anyone can attend
the games for nothing. And yes, Tony
Beccone still leads the cheers. So why
aren't you there?
The Penn State Capitol Campus
basketball team is a sanctioned member
of the Keystone Athletic Conference.
They are currently 2-6 in the conference
and 4-14 overall. They are coming off of
an impressive win over Valley Forge
Christian College 65-60. Leading the way
for the Lions was 6-2 junior forward Lee
Holtz, who scored a team-high 26 points,
shot 12-15 from the floor and went 2-2 at
the line. Senior sensation Jim Flatley
added 14 points to help thwart Valley
Forge. However, Valley Forge had
another outstanding performance by
number one scorer in the National
Christian Collegiate Athletic Association
Vic Paradis. He averages a mere 35
points per game, but Sports Information
Director Tony Beccone noted, "he had an
off day, only 30 points."
The Lions have been a good shooting
team, with three players among the top
15 scorers in the KAC: Flatley, 14.3
points; Holtz, 11 points;and Charles
Stokes 10 points. But the conference
leader is Mike Moeller of College Miseri
cordia at 19.8 points per game.
One of the Lions victories came
against Beaver College, when Holtz
put in a crucial lay-up at the buzzer to
solidify a 61-59 win. In the game, Jim
Flatley poured in 21 points to lead all'
Capitol scorers. In most games the Lions
have been outmanned in both numbers
and in size. They have played excellent
in first half action, but their inexperience
hurts them against tougher competition.
zon zmonday February 22, Capitol
hosts rival Beaver College. It's an
important contest since the winner
advances to the conference tournament
at Cabrini College beginning February
25. Come out and root the Lions on. Give
Tony some help!
C.C. Reader
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