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HLB—Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi. Here are 6 hellos
for you, too! Thanks for the daisies.
-MOUNTAIN WOMAN
WSDC Bowlers-You're on a roll now.
Keep up the excellent performance!
--Your #1 fan from 231
Hot Blooded Italian-I'm glad I have a
friend like you. I don't know how I could
have made it through this year--DAMN
Top-and-Bottom—ls the switch top to top
and bottom to bottom, or, top to bottom
and bottom to top?--Bottom and Top
Harry-May 4th just goes to show ya
what a wonderful husband you'll be for
somebody some day. Thanks, you're
wonderful too! And you have a lot of
CLAS
My thanks to everyone who helped to
make my birthday a beautiful day:
Harry, Ruth, Phyllis, Kim, Chrissy, Bob,
Ray, Lynne, Eric, Kathy, Karen,Donna,
Roberta, Terry, Dorothy, Rosanne, and
lastly, to you Joe, my #1 favorite person.
You're all beautiful people and I love ya!
--Joan
R.R.—What's the difference between a
bullet and a slug?--WFASTB
Hey Confused—Don't be, life is too short
and we can have so much fun as friends.
So forget all worries and cares so we can
have fun for the next month before
summer comes.
To the future Queen Bee—Do you know
you're my "strategy girl"? Or is it
"tragedy girl"? Oh well, enough non
sense for now. All my love.
Tomy L.S.—I was glad to see jou. I'm' 1975 Red Austin Marina, MGB engine,
D.F.—I hear dynamite comes in small W32B—Thank you very much for being sorry if the animals kept you up. See you sport coupe, one owner, stick shift,
lackages—Another German Girl
yourselves. You make a great team. soon--Your b.b. 25,000 miles. $1,700. Call 367-2409 after 4
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p.m.
Baby Doll—The effort I brought forth in
T & T - —Are we REALLY switching
pursuit of your love and approval roomies? Who'll be on top?--T & L
through our emotional tribulations was
well worth it when you consider the
reward and treasured prize. YOU!! Love
and Anticipation--Bad
HLB 11--What a dresser! If I ever see you
dressed like you were on Friday, I'll tear
your pants off you right there.
--MOUNTAIN WOMAN
Puppies—When you go out with the
ladies you don't go home drunk. When
you're out with pal pups you go home
smelling like skunks--J & M
Spoiled Rotten-I'm sOOOO glad you are
Sluggo-Yes, lam poor, but not quite as my roommate. I hope you can put up
destitute as you. Stop by for a meal, with me for 4 more weeks--Crazy
okay? --Nancy
LTDs—Move over Earl Anthony! We're
Roomie--I think you re pretty great too. really improving. You guys are really
--Spoiled Rotten great--The Only Girl
Joan, Cathy & Lynne—Beware o insane 206 Church—J.T., what size underwear
creatures lurking in closets and under do you wear?--Lady Hanes
beds--The Vampire
Sunshine-Dark green it is, even 96 is
fine, no handicap. Don't worry about the
past. About the present--thanx for the
Easter basket and congratulations on
Julio-Thanks for the dinner, you chef your successful secretarial campaign. I
--
extraordinaire! It was a very enjoyable voted for you Lightning
evening and it's a great pleasure to have R.R.-How is the project going? You are
you for a friend--" The Boziks" getting close --F. R.
5.8.—1 promise not to tease you on April
26, 1981 anymore. Hope you enjoyed .38
Special--theirs and mine! --p.
Randy—l hope you enjoyed your birth- JW—Did you inally enjoy your birthday?
day even though you had a pain in the I tried to tell you it would be OK, but you
butt friend like me around that night. couldn't find the hint. Oh well--Me
Big Wheel 100--" If I said you had a
beautiful body would you hold it against MOUNTAIN WOMAN--Thanx or re
me?"--M-M 480 turning my pants! I'm sorry I left them
Knees—l think the mad-dog was rigged! in your room overnight. But you did a
couldn't prove that my moustache great job and I'll pass the word around.
tickles! Ma be next time, huh?--Red Tie Should I pay you?--HLB II
Brother Sam-Happy Birthday Doll.
Joan--Belated Happy Birthday-Harry
--Rosanne
S.B.—l'm really sorry about how depres
sed I've been lately. Without you around
to cheer me up, it would really be the
pits. Thanks for being my best friend!
I'm glad I'm yours and you're mine. I
love ou forever--P.
Carol in 205-If you'll have us, we'll have
you!--WSDC Prez
To all our well-meaning friends—We're
not engaged YET! (That comes NEXT
spring). But thanks anyway--Joan and
Joe
M.Y.W. at U.P.—Thanks for my own
Super Sunday. We need more time
wasted similar ways. STUDY. Remem
ber I love you--P.B.
Mountain Woman--If there wouldn't be
so damn many HLBs around, I'd consider
trying my best shot! I just can't compete
with so much action! You really have an
awesome set of legs!--Leg Man
Harry--You're a sweetheart. Thanks for
the flower; it made m day--Joan
Sunny—This is to serve as a coupon for
one GREAT backrub anytime. We can
settle on a repayment plan in private!
--Playbo
CPP-Hope you're ready to dance Friday
and later at the VIP. Let's enjoy it
together. When should we go out to
dinner'
JR—Thanks for the flowers Hun. They
smell : eat--Rosanne
Ms. Mc—Happy Birthday! If you had to
drink a beer for every year, to say the
least you'd be drunk as a skunk!
--U ' stairs Pu •
Dee Gee Duck—Smile, all your friends
haven't left you. I'm still here and still
loving you--Mr. Boy
WB--You weren't obnoxious. Don't
worr about it--RR
Ray & John-We need to pool the evil
and cunnin: minds to:ether soon--Joe
Nutch—l'm using this personal column
instead of a letter. It save me 18 cents.
How are things in the Big Apple? Only
four more weeks to go and it's all over.
Then it's to Erie for the big blowout.
Hope to see you there--A lonely Sabre
fan
-The Alcoholic
ynne— 'as Ray hid under any beds
lately?--W231
Thursday, May 14, 1981
Tom—l'm sorry about the . other night. I
hope you forgive me. I don't even
remember it all ha • ning--Rosanne
L.D.D.—Which way? Left or right? Left,
no right; Well, maybe we should go left!
Gettysburg next exit?! Who cares! It's
nice to know there is someone else with
no sense of direction--S i I iled Rotten
Key's L.S.—Hi! Yes I did get your hidden
note. I tpund it sooner than later! Since
I'm a very busy man, I need a little
"location" chart on my door to tell
peoples where I am. To tell you the
truth--No Disco, but I like the tgone
"How 'Bout Us." Well, Cruisin', Rock and
Roll, Party Down Mark must not write
books--so C-ya!!--CRUISIN'
Ruth-I hope you and Phyllis have a good
time at U.P. next year. Don't run around
with too man men--HHM
W.F.8.—1 did, and at the same time. Boy,
were the fantastic!--Satisfied
Ba y Boots—So, you wonder why must!
you have sexy friends? Well, it's better
than not having any friends at all! All
love from--Lady Boots
ALMOND JOY— o far I m keepimg a
perfect record. You're a little bit behind
but it's cute--Mounds
MOUNTAIN WOMAN--Four more
weeks to go. "Uncle Al" says hi--HLB
P.C.--Thank you for a great weekend.
You are a wonderful person--Camping
Buddy
"J"—Happy Birthday to my co-favorite
PR !irI—PUP from Mass.
J.R.—There is only one J.R. and you are
still a Hun!--Peggy Sue
Mounds—You . etter cheer up or the
weddin!'s off--A.J.
Baby Boots' friends—Being sexy is better
than not, being at all--Lady Boots
J&M--Surprise! Surprise! I made it and
boy was it great. Anytime you want to
do it again, I pick the place, you pick the
time. You're a great team, like Frick and
Frack. Only if you would keep from
staring, we could have continued our
engagement. Keep your eyes in their lids
--Pu from Mass.
To all 3rd floor Wrisberg 76er fans-
What can I say? I was confident at all
times. It was the Birdman, and not Dr. J
who prevailed once again. Beantown 91,
the City of Brotherly Love 90. I rest my
case. To 324, 332, and 315, I'm sorry to
say that the better team won.
--A lonely Celtic fan on 3rd floor
Wrisberg
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Helen 'Ski Club' Klinger-Have you
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Fleet—l haven't seen you around lately
Kathy—Thanks for your friendship and
support. I hope the ordeal's over--J.W.
HLB—l'm not who you think I am. I've
heard about your bowling and it's out
rageous. She's all mine after 9:30 on
Wednesday nights. Your idol--HLB II
R in 203—My dust pussies are gone for
the time being but they'll be back!
Thanks for the Happy Birthday, you
really made my day. It's nice to know
someone cares--Jim 231
D.F.—You are so cute when you bowl!
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Kel—Thanks for agreeing to come here
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