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Students are reminded that all areas
of the Recreation Facilities close one hall
hour before closing time. Students are
expected to respect this rule when they
are advised that it is time for lights out.
In the past, students have encount
ered many difficulties with persons
refusing to leave at the specified time.
The building is to be locked, secured, and
lights are to be turned out promptly by
the designated closing time. Students
are expected to leave graciously when
told to do so!
Any further difficulties will result in
stricter action.
Diamond in the Rough
By Yvonne Harhigh
The Capitol Campus baseball team
needed a field to call its own. They
finally got it through hard work and
load of dedication
Sweating in the summer sun, player!
and staff members helped create Um
new playing area. Located east of till
Main Building, it is now nearly corn•
pleted. Lower Swatara Township if
finishing the project by rolling ant
pulverizing the infield.
Work on the field was funded largely
by a donation from Athletic Director
Reuben Smitley and from money the
team raised.
Previously without a home field, the
team practiced on a softball field and
played their "home" games on a teener
field six miles from campus.
Once the stands are up, Capitol will
be ready to "play ball." They need only
one more finishing touch-cheering fans.
COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY
UPDATE
Monday, March 2
ANON'S BASE RAIDED
EDAEM STHGIEH--Communication
sources indicate that a band of mercen
aries raided Lt. Col. S.C. Anon's base
over the weekend.
Government officials deny any con
nection with the raid that resulted in a
substantial loss os weaponry.
At the time of the raid, ,EKM
warriors were engaged in regrouping
procedures from the last Anon battle
which claimed the starbase.
EKM warriors are presently on alert
status due to the rise in mercenary
activities in our sector.
Friday, March 6
EKM PURCHASES ARMS
EKM--EKM starbase commanders pur
chased 35% more weaponry and tech
nology from rebel forces during the
week. The increase in arms is a response
to the rising amount of mercenary
activities within the sector.
Exact cost of the weapons is classi
fied, as well as its source. The additional
weaponry will be used for defense
purposes; it can also be recalibrated for
offensive use. More arms purchases are
reported to follow from EDAEM
STHGIEH alliance colonies.
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preference to hiring a person with a sense of
Question: How many major league base- humor. Yet the majority of these same bosses
ball players have stolen 100 or more believed most young people looking for work
bases in one season since 1898, and who were too somber.
were they? Of course this doesn't mean they want in-
Answer: Three players have stolen more dividuals who wear "fright" wigs, spinning
than 100 bases in a single season since bow ties, and squirting-flowers in their lapels.
1898. They are: Maury Wills (104 in But it does show it doesn't hurt to loosen up a
1962), Lou Brock (118 in 1974), and Ricky bit when being interviewed for a job. Within
Henderson (100 in 1980). reason.
Deadline for submitting completed petitions to
W-110 is April 10th.
Thursday, April 2, 1981
Are you interested in running for SGA office?
If so, pick up a petition in the SGA office, W-110.
Sense of humor can
help land a job
Camps kiwi News Service
Ask anybody what quality they find most
appealing in others, and they are likely to say,
"a good sense of humor."
But the ability to make people laugh (and to
laugh at other's jokes) can not only make you
popular, but richer as well.
A recent survey reported in the Wall Street
Journal found a sense of humor can be an im
portant factor in whether or not you'll land a
job. It revealed if other things were equal, over
87 percent of company heads would give
SGA ELECTIONS
a,„
SGA also needs your vote on
the SGA constitution.
The election will be held on
April 21st and 22nd.
Get Involved!
Meeting place denied
By earapui Piro Ne•M.% Savior
The University of San Francisco has denied
a women's group a place to meet on their
campus because the group admits to having
lesbian members.
The school cited Roman Catholic belief in
the "sinfulness of homosexual behavior."
The group involved was the National
Women's Studies Association.
The head of the association called the move
"an unprecedented act of discrimination
against an academic body."
A university spokesman said the university
consistently refuses to recognize all homosex
ual organizations. The school is affiliated with
the Roman Catholic church.
The association does not plan on suing the
school over the issue. Six other California
schools offered the group use of their facilities
for the June, 1982, conference. 2,000 women
are expected at the meeting.
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