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Volume 1, No. 1
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Mr. William E. Ithrtier, sew here gleefully opening his invitation to the 1938
Academy Awards, has become a legend at Capitol Campus. He went on to capture
the Oscar for Best Actor in his lead role in the hit film "The Apes of Wrath."
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1. Composer of 40 across
2. Edith Bunker's maiden name
3. Catholic rabbi
4. Jewish priest
5. Weight of the moon (ounces)
6. Capital of 16 across
7. E=
8. Well-known cavern in Vermont
9. Mrs : a woman
10. A pronoun
11. Famous Shakespearean novel
12. = MC2
13. Gun (abbrev.)
18. This holiday occurs only once a year
19. A funny comedian
23. Notorious 18th Century jaywalker
24. Christmas fell on this day in 1903
25. A reptile
26. Nickname of San Diego's professional
hockey franchise
27. World-renowned xylophonist
28. A winged bird
29. A warm-blooded mammal
30. A carnivorous creature
31. Coach of 26 down
33. Thanksgiving didn't fall on this day
last year
36. The Battle of
38. Best month of the year to plant
succotash
39. Worst month of the year to plant
succotash
44. Animal larger than 29 down
47. Bizarre circumstance
48. _ball
50. Middle name of Geronimo's uncle
(deceased)
51. Letter of intent
52. Doctor_: Instructor at Capitol
Campus
53. City in the U.S.
54. Anonymous poet
55. The first woman on the moon
56. Cucumber capital of the world
57. A short word
58. Sports complex in Rhode Island
59. Sixth largest township in Alaska
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APRIL FOOLS!
1. Street in Cleveland, Ohio
5. John
10. April (abbrev.)
14. Charlie Brown's middle name
15. A verb "
16. State 20 miles south of Hawaii
17: Street parallel to I across
20. Time required to prepare a 3-minute
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21. A be
Lincoln's favorite color
22. Miami Dolphins' third baseman
23. Baltimore Orioles' wide receiver
24. Perfect participle of 15 across
27. Famous brand of corkscrew
30. "Coke adds life to
Color of flowers
An insect
Animal with four legs
Of the family "Aceraceae"
Ingredient in cake
Top song of 1842
Creator of "Walt Disney"
Deceased Russian czar
Flavor of lollipops
A Spanish word
A tool
A shoe size
49. Not one of the original 13 colonies
50. Opposite of chair
55. A long word
60. Christopher Columbus' Social Secur
ity number
61. Dartboard: Lithuanian
62. Address of local KKK
63
brother
64. A TV show
65. Amount of tea in China (pounds)
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READER FAN-TOMS Bill Neil and Mark Clouser are shown displaying the C.C.
Reader . . .oh, we forgot to show the positive side!
Letter
Editor:
Good day ladies and gentlemen. My
name is Frank Nelk and I represent the
human rights movement. The only thing
my kind is good for is solving most of the
major social injustices of our time. These
include desegregating schools through
forced busing, decreasing the national
debt, and ailing our poor welfare re
cipients by taxing our middle class to
bring them down to the same level.
While all of these achievements are
most impressive, you as a C.C. student
may not feel directly affected by them.
So let me tell you what we've done for
YOU to preserve your rights.
We stopped those nasty things called
keggars this campus used to have until
about two years ago. These keggars
were characterized by loud noises into
the wee hours of the ' morning, the
drinking of large quantities of beer by an
unruly crowd.of which a fair percentage
being minors, pot smoking, and, yes,
even some illicit sex! Everyone knew
about these keggars. For your benefit,
we replaced these keggars with parties!
These parties are characterized by music
played at stimulating volumes into the
late hours of the evening, massive
consumption of beverages by an assort
ment of students with contingents of
Central Penn youth, use of controlled
substances, and maybe even some re
warding, one-night relationships! No one
"knows (wink) about those parties!
Aren't you glad we changed things for
the better?
1 April, 1981
My people understand that most of
the officers of Student Government
Association think they are bigger (taller)
than they really are. We feel that
Provost Dr. Theodore Gross is an unself
ish man whose only goal is to improve
the quality of student life at Capitol
(through building new entrance signs
with money that the C.C. alumni think
they pledged). We believe the editor of
the C.C. Reader is so right-wing that he
walks sideways. We know the Depart
ment of Housing and Food Service is
only looking out for the best interests of
residents. We think the Residence
Living Program is too permissive for our
own good. Also, the informal fraternal
organizations on campus are good for
nothing but promoting the abuse of
mind-altering chemicals. We feel the
faculty should be required to publish
research papers at the expense of giving
individual help to students. We think the
administration should do everything in
its power to rotate instructors often and
get rid of the good ones before they go
bad. We know that change is important
for its own sake and is only another word
for progress.
If you share these views, lie down
and let those rednecks trip over you.
You'll feel better for doing it. We shall
conquer in the end because the right is
with the left. And Leonard Wumke?
Well, he can go to hell! Peace, brothers.
Frank Nelk
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