C.C. Reader Letter from page 2 The Cheryl Ladd-Orson Wells IMFy given beauty, oratory, but not much else, is awarded to Michael Sheldon, The People's Choice? The Most Improved Campus Macho Personality IMFy is shared by Frances Delinko and Gratz Wahenik. The Dale Carnegie IMFy was earn ed by His Excellency, the Provost- Dean. The Most Valuable New Addition to the Library IMFy goes to Dr. Townley. The Happiness is a Warm Puppy ItlFy goes to Dave Dunkle. The Machiavelli School of Diploma cy IMFy is awarded to both Mike Cocciardi and Jon Brown. The "Sunshine on My Shoulders Makes Me Happy" IMFy to Dr. Aungst. The Wait till Next Year IMFy to the Basketball and baseball teams. Finally, A very special Rosie Ruiz endur ance award to Harry and the loyal crew. Have a good life, everyone. See you at our Alumni reunion. It can only get better... I.M. Fedup WOMEN'S FORUM An all day conference entitled "Global Women's Forum" is being offered at Penn State Capitol Campus on June 13. The program is designed for women throughout Pennsylvania, and will pro vide participants with the opportunity to talk with others with similar inter ests and share concerns, lifestyles, and personal priorities. The conference is sponsored by the Federally Employed Women, The Pennsylvania Commission for Women, Probe, and Returning Women. Dr. Kathryn Towns is coordinating the program. XGI NEWS Hey, all you XGIs. Since most of you haven't been to the. meetings lately, this is the weekend update. Thanks to the people who helped with the book-moving this past Saturday. We did a good job from what I understand and in good time. Don't forget our Spring Picnic on May 31 at Jednota. Time is around noon, food is like the Christmas Party -- bring a dish -- and please do bring enough for everyone. Soft drinks will be provided, as well as other bever ages. June 3 is the date set for the blood drive so be ready to get stabbed in the arm. That means no booze before that date. Thanks for the help! See you next issue. 1m54-eact Ortlqer-st4. " Sean)/ bur le•ii vow'," mai 7e egiregolv Fof A SlLo6l.tr LOAN.' Clubbin' around SONG DEDICATIONS By Sherri West Penn State Capitol Campus -- BREAKDOWN, DEAD AHEAD (Boz Scaggs) Second Floor Wrisberg -- SOME GIRLS (Rolling Stones) Keggars -- ALREADY GONE (Eagles) Library -- SOUNDS OF SILENCE (Simon and Garfunkel) Tuesday Nights -- I LOVE THE NIGHTLIFE ( Alicia Bridges) Provost Gross -- COUNT ON ME (Jefferson Starship) Student Body -- COUNTING ON YOU (Peaches and Herb) Campus Patrol -- DREAM POLICE (Cheap Trick) Dining Hall -- OOH THAT SMELL (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Suds City -- TINY BUBBLES (Don Ho) Vendorville -- PINBALL WIZARD (The Who) WNDR -- LISTEN TO THE MUSIC (Doobie Brothers) Third Floor Wrisberg -- ONLY LONELY (JD Souther) Joint Effort -- JOE'S UARAGE (Frank Zappa) SGA -- HONESTY (Billy doel) Multi-Purpose Building -- YMCA (Vil lage People) Commuters -- CLOSER TO HOME (Grand Funk Railroad) Mars Drive -- SHAKEDOWN STREET (Grateful Dead) Kirtland -- ROCKIN DOWN (near!) THE HIGHWAY (Doobie Brothers) Weaver -- HIGHWAY TO HELL (AC/DC)(AC/DC) Flickinger -- TENTH AVENUE FREEZEOUT (Bruce Springsteen) Nelson -- 52nd STREET (Billy Joel) Jones -- EASE ON DOWN THE ROAD (The Wiz) Meade Heights - Rudgren) Dave Dunkle -- DO YOU WANT TO GET FUNKY? (Peter Brown) Michael Sheldon -- RIDE LIKE THE WIND (Christopher Cross) Julie Kuhn -- THIS IS IT! (Kenny Loggins) Craig Demmy -- ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING (Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes) Karen Petrosino -- ROCKY TOP (Osborne Brothers) Kevin O'Dare -- RAPPER'S DELIGHT * HIP HOP (Sugarhill Gang) Dave Monahan -- WE GOT TO GET YOU A WOMAN (Todd Rudren) Gratz -- BAT OUT OF HELL (Meat loaf) - UTOPIS (Todd - GROUP DEDICATIONS Electrical Engineers -- AC/DC Political Science Majors -- The Outlaws Water Resource Engineers -- Little River Band 4 / 4 10 I ALTER You to ow SPECMIL LOANS DEPT" Thursday, May '', 6 sivciAL LOANS First Floor Church Brothers Second Floor Church -- Village People Business Majors -- Blood, Sweat, and Tears Building Construction Majors -- Steel eye Span Multi-Media Majors -- lAA NEWS Members of the International Af fairs Association would like to express their thanks for the Student Govern ment Association's gracious action of appropriating $l5O for the Refugee Relief Fund. Such action needs to be commended since the effective use of the funds assists in improving the human conditions of peoples sorely in need. sincerely, Keith W. Yundt President. lAA lAA COOKBOOK $2.50 each ORDERS BEING TAKEN Place orders through any lAA member, Clem Gilpin [Wl54], or leave order in lAA mailbox [WllO]. All proceeds to benefit REFUGEE RELIEF FUND. Clessthee EARN AT LEAST $6B per month for four hours of your time per week. Donate plasma at Sera-tec Biologicals. Open Monday thru Thursday from 8:45 a.m. to 4 p.m. Stop in at 26a Reily Street, Harrisburg, or call for informa tion at 232-1901 NEED INFORMATION? Call Project Helpline at 944-5997. kit 111)101 C. - 1,1;10111Di 11 DLO II Di 6101 Students interested in taking EET -301 during summer term are asked to sign a list in front of W-252. A total of 17 students and an instructor are needed. The one and only professional Capitol Campus bike repair shop is now in full swing, handling tasks such as brake adjustments, truing wheels and any other problem that your bike may be giving you. Call Kurt at x-2327 for your appointment. I am quicker and unbe lievably cheaper than any bike shop. ********************************************** * Napolitana. Hot Sandwiches * * Large Pie Meatball Steak - Mushroom Small Pie Sausage Steak - Pepper * s ic . i ha v na * Italian 4c 4% Mushrooms, Pepperoni, Antipasto Stromboli * 4g Meatballs, Green Pepper, Chef Salad Sausage Roll * * coldsaw:males 3 OLMST 2 E G O U P Y L S AZ PI A Z / Z M A IO — O N L I ETOWN, PA. : Tel 141-1111 w 1144-1311 * Special Ham Turkey Odell 1 Data a Week Regular Italian Nears: 11:11 A.M. to 11:11 P.M. 5 Friday & Satarday: 41 ********************************************* The DOOBIE WNDR apologizes for being off the air the past two weeks This is due to a burn-out of our equipment, which was built circa 1953. We will be back on the air as soon as we can. Meanwhile, all knowledgeable help, tolerance, and hair-pins will be appreciated. OLYMPIC SOFTBALL CHAMPS Belko's Battalion, otherwise known as third floor Wrisberg, defeated third floor Church(s-3),Mars . Street(l3-5), and in the championship game defeated second floor Church(9-6) to become this year's softball champs. Members of Belko's Battalion were: Coach Marty Linberger, Kevin lannucci,Ethan Kern, Bernie Walko, Joe Bozik, Leo Walchak, Jim Ellis, Bob Hassel, Eric Roth, Mike Shuchart, Tom Lingelbach, and Kevin Keffer. Three players were tied for the batting crown--Bernie Walko, Kevin lannucci, and Ethan Kern--each batted a schorching .545. The winning pitcher in all three games was Ethan Kern, who also contributed with the team's only home run. McSorley's player of the tournament was Kevin lannucci. Prospective Business Applications are being accepted fo entry-level positions in business man agement, all majors accepted. Excellent opportunities for profes sional and personal growth. Salary to $21,000 in four years competitive benefits including tuitio assistance for graduate study. Relocation necessary. Position as a Commissioned Nava Officer. Requires applicant possesses col lege degree and U.S. Citizenship. Call or write to arrange futur en-campus interview with 2 GUYS , PIZZA , WNDR Managers Mr. John Matthews (724) Box 2020 SPCC Mechanichsburg, PA 17055 Telephone: (790-3000) 1100 A.M. to 1211 IMMO, Page 7