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Get your act together
Do you have a unique or unusual act?
Do you have a serious talent?
Or do you just like to ham it up?
Well, get ready beam Concert Committee presents
'The Gong Show"
First prize—s2s
Most original—slo
Worst act-55
Come and enjoy the fun
Applications available at roundtable
poetry
By Julio
I really don't know how to start
But I have lots of time
To think of something really smart
And the!) to make it rhyme
So I migJt as well continue
To write along this vein
Because, you know, I've thought it through--
A poem's like a train
A poem can be long
It's verses can be short
It's words can be so strong
Or very hard to sort
1 1 00,
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Tuesday, Feb.
in the auditorium
A hvil of hs lines
Thursday, Jan. 24, 1980
General admission-50'
Fee for act—s 2
No booze allowed
One line can take you one way
And bring you back another
Might see your friend the one day
And then, the next, your mother
They can take you up the hill
Or they can bring you down
They can even break the still
Of midnight -- in a small town
I really don't know how to end
But now I think it's time
To conclude this little thing I've penned
Before it stops its rhyme
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"THE VERY BEST PORN FILM EVER MADE."
DEEP TIVCAT
With Linda Lovelace and Harry Ream IN courm (2)
lAA grateful for Snowflakes
The International Affairs
Association would like to
thank "I. M. Fedup" for the
five snowflakes. Our mem
bership will do their best to
ensure that they do not melt
from inaction. In addition, our
last meeting had unanimous
agreement about asking "I. M.
Fedup" to join our organiza
tion. His (or her?) displays of
energy assure a welcome as
set to lAA. Not to give away
the true identity, of course;
an incognito appearance at
our January 28th meeting
would be fitting.
As the title implies, lAA's
primary function is to provide
cross-cultural awareness. This
is attempted through expo-
C.C. Reader
—AI Goldstein
ONE
AND
ONLY..
sure to diverse cultural hab
its, religious beliefs, political
perspectives, cuisine, art, and
music. Numerous events are
sponsored throughout the
year, such as foreign films (all
subjects), International Din
ners, topical speakers, and
model debates. if all this
sounds a little vague, best bet
is to get in touch with one of
the members. Contact Mr.
Clem Gilpin, Alan Foote
(Church Hall 116), or Keith
Yundt (Church Hall 136), or
leave a note in the organiza
tions mailbox in W-110.
The annual Model United
Nations Conference is sched
uled for February 21, 22, and
23. We anticipate 160-175 stu
dents and advisors to be par
ticipants this year, making
the turnout the largest ever.
Students will be divided into
Committees, a Security
Council, and a General As
sembly. Staff positions have
not been filled as yet. Person
nel are needed for: office
work, coordination of data,
chairing of assemblies, and
any other duties that need to
be done. If this offer does not
appeal just yet, wait another
month. By the end of Febru
ary you may want to skip
those Friday classes to do
something usefUl. Also, extra
space is needed to house stu
dents who will not be com
muting for the Conference.
Those residences which have
I , xlra spare, be it in the dorms