C.C. reader. ([Middletown, Pa.]) 1973-1982, November 01, 1979, Image 11

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On October 24, the C.C. Reader sponsored a newspaper workshop. Philip Clark (above),
publisher and editor of The West Shore Times talked about his newspaper experience. Dr.
Donald Alexander, associate professor of education, was also a workshop speaker. He
expressed his ideas on effective newspaper organization. Louise Sukle and Martha Costik,
layout artists for the Middletown Press and Journal, demonstrated layout techniques.
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Pike fishing tips or:
How to catch a Northern
Pike without really trying
1. Crawl out of bed at 7 a.m.
on a Saturday morning, which
is already an hour after sun
rise. Eat a bowl of Frosted
Mini-Wheats (run out of ener
gy by 8 a.m.)
2. Put boat on top of truck.
Drive one-quarter mile to lake
which has been open to boat
ing for only one week and on
which you have never boated
before.
3. Launch boat at 8 a.m. in
company of father and sister.
Listen to middle-aged couple
quarreling before they even
get boat in the water.
4. Rig up BASS fishing rod
with BASS fishing lure on
eight-pound test BASSfishing
line. Start fishing forBASS
without the slightest thought
of a Northern Pike.
5. Troll (pull lure after boat)
for approximately two hund
red yards from boat dock. Fell
heavy tug on line. (Elapsed
time--10 minutes). Proclaim
loudly that it must be a
CATFISH as you set the hook
and start battle.
6. Finally see fish next to
boat. See that fish is a North
ern Pike. See that fish looks
half as long as boat. See that
only head of fish will fit in
your Bass fishing net.
7. See friendly angler (well
prepared) responding in his
boat with big net after he sees
your boat being towed
around. Borrow big net.
8. Finally net fish. Row to
shore because you're afraid to
let that THING in boat with
three people. Put fish on
stringer.
9. Head back to boat dock,
repeatedly astounding fellow
anglers by lifting stringer.
Hear various oaths and ex
clamations of disbelief and
surf.
10. Head for local sporting
goods store and fishing bud
dies. Fill out application for
Angler's Citation for North
ern Pike caught while BASS
FISHING. Use roll of film
taking repeated snap shots.
Graciously accept congratua
lations and act as if this
is everyday occurrence.
11. Put BASS fishing equip
ment away.
P.S. Never catch a bass all
morning.
Stec:Cling a
phone call
isn't a
game.
to perform major concert
A concert combining
drama, music, and dance will
be presented by Danceteller,
Thursday, Nov. 8, 8:00 p.m. at
PSU /Capitol Campus in the
auditorium , Main Building.
Appearing first on the
program are two dances chor
eographed by the troupe's
assistant artistic director,
Gregory Clough. "Country
Dances," a lively piece per
formed by the entire com
pany, depicts a group of pea
sants frolicking on a summer
afternoon. "Solos," is an in
teresting dance /theater in
terpretation of a dancer's at
tempts to convey a message
while performing.
Following "Solos," Dance
teller will perform two selec
tions, "Pride" and "Sloth,"
from a suite of dances called
"Roads to Hell." Considered
one of the most important
numbers in the history of
modern dance, this selection
was choreographed in 1941 by
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Eleanor King, an early mod
ern dance pioneer.
Concluding the program
are three dances,
choreographed by Trina
Collins, that portray a wide
variety of moods. "Dolls," a
dance /theater work that uses
traces of mystic overtones to
deal with the qualities of
femininity, "Mary," a Dance
teller interpretation that
gives a new twist to the
familiar children's rhyme.
During this number troupe
members accompany
themselves with their own
vocalisations.
Finally, to the spirited
music of Offenbach, Dance
teller will perform "Merry
Belly Muscleworth," a comic
work that gives a tongue-in
cheeck tribute to old movie
romances.
Admission to the concert
is $l.OO for the general public
and free for all students,
faculty and staff.
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Most students play by the rules
when placing a long distance
call. They take advantage of bar
gain rates and make their calls
during the discount periods. If
you're not sure when you can call
at discount rates, check your
phone book.
A few students think it's O.K. to
break the rules by stealing their
telephone calls. They're not beat
ing the system, they're taking
advantage of all of us, because it
drives up the cost of providing
telephone service.
Students who break the rules also
run the risk of paying a large fine.
Spending time in jail. And getting
themselves a permanent police
record.
It's just not worth it!
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