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Rate-A-Bar
The Ra ti ng
Outstanding -'***** Piss Poor - **
Excellent - **** Shitty - *
Good - ***
The Salty Dawg - Park Village Plaza, Hummelstown, PA 566-3776
SERVICE - ***
ATMOSPHERE - ****
FOOD - (menu looked good)
QUALITY OF BEER ON TAP- ***
QUALITY OF MIXED DRINKS - **
(lots of ice)
GAMES - ** (no pool table)
JUKE BOX - ****
LOCATION - ***
COMMENTS: Jeans are OK. This place has lots of specials. BEAT THE CLOCK --every
night, all the beer you can drink from 8 - 10 p.m., $2.00. Monday night --25 cent drafts. Tues.
--Happy Night-- Happy hour prices all night (this only applies to drafts and $.50 off mixed
drinks --we ordered pitchers and they were $2.75 on Tues.) SNORT SPECIAL -- every
night, 8 - 10 p.m. --3 shots for the price of 1. BANDS Wed. - Sat. All kinds of music except
disco.
The Villa Lupa 955 Eisenhower Blvd., Harrisburg, PA 939-9677
SERVICE - *****
ATMOSPHERE - **
FOOD - ****
QUALITY OF BEER ON TAP - ****
QUALITY OF MIXED DRINKS -- NONE
GAMES -- NONE
JUKE BOX - **
LOCATION -
COMMENTS: This is really not a bar but could be a great college pizza-Italian food
parlor. Definitely a munchie place (sorry we got lazy this week). Mon. - Thurs. the place
closes at midnight. Fri. - Sat. it closes at 2 a.m. Jeans are OK and beer is $1.90 a 60-oz
pitcher.
Classifieds
FOR SALE: Dynaco A-35
speakers. Excellent sound.
Originally $240 a pair; now
$l2O a pair. Call Mel,
761-3367
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5:45 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. and
Friday from 8:45 a.m. to
4;00 p.m. Stop in at 260 Reiff
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Overall ***l/2
PARKING - * ****
RESTROOMS - MEN - *** l / 2 WOMEN - ***
(the men said **** for the women's room;
the women said ** for the men's.)
MEN - (on a Tuesday, bring your own)
WOMEN - (see men)
ATTITUDE TOWARDS STUDENTS -
(customers are friendlier than the help)
LAST CALL - * *Lk
PRICES - *
Overall -***
PARKING - ****
RESTROOMS -
MEN -- BYO
WOMEN --BYO
ATTITUDE TOWARDS STUDENTS - ***
LAST CALL - ****
PRICES - *****
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Av. Fox's Market
USDA Choice Western Beef
I 101 South Union Street 944-7486
'Hours: Monday thru Saturday 7 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Friday 7 a.m.to 10 p.m.
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Visit Fox's Famous Deli
Once upon a time, I was
lying on a desk in the library,
minding my own business and
checking out palms of the
opposite gender. All of a sud
den, one of the library work
ers flipped the lights off in my
section. That plunged me into
total darkness. I wanted to
yell at her, but that's kind of
hard to do when you don't
have a mouth. So I crawled on
my knuckles and fingertips to
a point below the light switch
on the wall. I couldn't dig my ,
fingernails into the wall deep
enough to climb up. Fortun—
ately, the librarian soon came
along and---after almost step
ping on me ---turned the lights
back on.
After recovering from that
near-miss, I remember my
original purpose for coming to
this chamber of horrors. I
needed a book on manicure. (I
have to take care of myself
since Fm the only one of me I
have!) After thumbing
through the card catalog, I let
Art Exhibit
Prints from Pratt Institute
"Presidency: Irreverent
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and Country Market
Full variety in all departments
Plus our famous In-store Bakery
Set pees hot from sir sae
voill fled Ast piers halo for at Fes
Let your
fingers walk
and Relevant"
In Gallery Lounge until Nov. 16
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c.c. reader
my fingers do the walking
over to the annex and found
the appropriate volume. Then
I proceeded to the check-out
table.
Taking pen in myself, I
filled out the autobiography
they call a check-out card and
handed it to the lady. But,
alas, I had never gotten the
Fall '79 sticker attached to my
ID card. After the worker
gave me the third degree, I
laid myself on a stack of Bibles
and swore I was a student
here. I didn't really see the
-need for all that hassle. I
mean, after all, how many
hand. 4 are seen around cam
pus without bodies atttached?
To make a long story short,
she finally let me carry the
book out.
was so mad I could have
clenched myself and put me
through the wall. But I fought
back" the urge. We hands are
discriminated against enough
already without having pie
tarnish our reputation.
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