C.C. reader. ([Middletown, Pa.]) 1973-1982, October 04, 1979, Image 7

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    c c reader
By now most students
should know that keggars are
no longer considered legal at
Capitol Campus. With this in
mind, we of the Capitol Cam
pus Bar Committee ( a self
appointed committee) have
decided to provide Capitol
Campus students with a
Rate-A-Bar service. We are
not funded by Penn State and
provide this as a public ser
vice.
In order for the Bar
Committee to continue this
service without public
harassment ( not to mention
administrative harassment as
well), the names of the
committee members have
been changed to protect the
innocent. Any resemblance to
anyone real or fictional is
purely intentional. With this
in mind, the Bar Committee
members are: J. Bar, R. Bar,
the D 2. Bars, the double P.
Bars, and the M.& M. Bars.
The criteria used for rating
a bar include the following:
Service, Prices, Atmosphere
(which includes cleanliness).
Juke Box (or live band de
pending on the
establishment), Games,
Quality of Beer on Tap, Wo
men, Men, Food, Location,
Parking, Restrooms, Quality
of Drinks (this includes shots),
Attitude Towards Students,
Last Call, and an Overall
rating.
The rating system used by
the committee consists of the
following: 5 stars-Outstand
ing; 4 stars-Excellent; 3
stars-Good; 2 stars-Piss Poor;
1 star-Shitty. And of course a
comment section will be in
cluded to inform the Capitol
Campus Student of such items
as dress code, cover charge (if
any), and whatever.
We intend to rate at least
one bar per edition of the
C.C.Reader. Comments from
the student body are welcom
ed and should be addressed to
the editor.
Memorial scholarship offered
A $5OO scholarship will be
awarded at December Com
mencement in memory of Dr.
Richard H. Heindel. Dr. Hein
del was the first Dean of
Faculty at Capitol Campus
and a Professor Emeritus of
International Relations. He
died in July 1979.
Funds for the Memorial
Scholarship have been dona
ted by the Capitol Campus
Faculty Women’s Club.
The recipient will be se-
Rate-A-Bar
TAVERN-- 300 Second Street, Hiqhspire- 939-0026
Service-*****
p |p j C6S j 2
Atmosphere-***!/2
Juke Box-***
Games-*
Quality of Beer on
Women-*(Brinq your
Men-****(lf you're
Comments--According to the C.C. Regulars, to know the place is
to love it.
The Lam
Post Inn--!01 East Main Street, Middletown- 944-6134
Service-**
Prices-** (gratuity is included Parking-*** (have to be earlv)
in check)
Atmosphere-***(they think we
don't know they're classless,
but we do)
Juke Box-****
Games-**** (game room closes
early)
Quality of Beer on Tap-****
Women-**l/2
Comments--Normal campus attire
of drinksl--there are a limited
if going in large groups.
lected by the Capitol Campus
Committee on Academic and
Athletic Standards, Awards
and Scholarships.
One-half of the award will
be disbursed to the recipient
during Winter Term 1980 and
the second half will be for use
COLLEGE
COLLEGE
Overall Rating ***l/2
* ***
sixty)
The dress code is the normal campus attire--jeans.
Overall Rating **l/2
in the Spring Term 1980. The
competition is limited to indi
viduals classified as Term 8,9
or 10 during the Fall Term
1979.
Selection will be based
upon financial need and aca
demic achievement.
T-SMRIS GET WORN OUT.
HNGS GET WORN FOREVER.
Parking-****
Location-****(within staggering
distance of C.C.)
Food-*** (mostly fried)
Restrooms-***
Quality of Drinks(shots & mixed)-
***l/2
Attitude Towards Students -*****
Last Call-****l/2 (when you smell
the cleaning fluid, it's time
to leave)
Men-**** (if you're sixty)
Location-**** (within staggerinq
distance of C.C.)
Food-*** (regimented menu)
Restrooms-** (great graffit i for
Quality of Drinks (shots & mixed)-
Attitude Towards Students-* (will
Fruehauf first)
Last Call-* (won't serve pitchers)
is appropriate--jeans.
number of shot glasses.
Students interested in ap
plying must complete an app
lication, and, if they have not
already provided the univer
sity with income information,
a Financial Aid Form (FAF)
must be filed.
Under quality
Be careful
Applications and
can be obtained in the
missions Office, room ;
the Multi-Purpose Buili
The deadline for si
sion of the application i
17, 1979.