February 10, 1977
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Why didn't they just steal the whole thing?
XGI Re • orter
During our last fraternity
meeting at the American
Legion Post in Middletown, we
had 6 new members drink from
the friendship mug. Besides
making fools of themselves
they also had alot of fun in the
process. Congratulations are in
order to the respected times
that they chugged their beers:
G. George Roberts 13.5 sec. Ist mug
4 min., 12 sec. 2nd mug
7.8 sec. Ist mug
9.3 sec. 2nd mug
Al Merkel
1 min. Ist mug
Ron Furio
7.2 sec. Ist mug
9.5 sec. 2nd mug
B.J. Phillips
Steve Zelonka 10.0 sec. Ist mug
9.2 sec. 2nd mug
6.8 sec. Ist mug
12.0 sec. 2nd mug
8.8 sec. 3rd mug
Al Krebs
Our fraternity is very
fortunate this year to have
Registration From Page 1
Anticipated problems, ac
cording to Ms. Schaeffer, are
incomplete material and misin
formation. If there is any
record hold - unpaid loans, li
brary dues, or parking fines -
students will not be permitted
to register.
Yes, the Capitol Campus does have a hockey team
quite a few outstanding juniors
and hopefully they will come
forward at the end of this term
to become next year's new
officers. Also discussed at the
meeting was our annual trip to
the Coatesville Hospital which
will be on Friday, February
25th. If anyone is interested in
coming along and making
someone else feel a little better,
please contact Myron Lebo in
the fraternity lounge anytime
before February 25th.
Vince Johnson wants to
announce the date of the next
XGI Keggar so everyone can be
sure to mark the date down on
their calendar. The Keggar will
be on Saturday, February 26th
at the Hunters and Anglers
Club in Middletown.
By Keith MRBoon
Lost receipts and I.D. cards
can be replaced; check with the
Finance Office.
Graduate students can
register by mail until March 4.
After this date, they should
follow the same instructions as
undergraduates.
C.C. Reader
SGA News
The SGA last night com
pleted its task of filling
positions on the
Executive Committee formed
to oversee the Spring Concert.
Appointed to assist Chair
man Steve Marchini on this
committee were: George
Roberts, Millie Hitchens, and
Joe Vajda.
The committee will meet in
the near future to begin
organizing the concert. Let
there be music.
The SGA is preparing for
the Spring Elections. The
tentative schedule is:
March 1 - Petitions available in
SGA office (W-110)
March 1 through April 8 -
Screening Period.
April 6 - Deadline for petitions
to be returned.
April 12 - Election Day.
April 13 - Swearing in of new
officers.
The SGA Constitutional
Revision Committee will meet
Friday, February 11, at 3:30
P.M. in the SGA office (W-110).
The Committee will propose
changes in Article XVlllof the
SGA Constitution which deals
with organizational financing.
Everyone is invited to
attend and participate.
Cont. From Pg. 3
they had to ,learn it them
selves.)
--There are two kinds of
women, ladies and sluts.
--Don't swear in public.
--Never put the ketchup
bottle on the table.
--Underwear should always
be white.
--Men with beards are dirty.
--Always flush the toilet
while peeing.
--Never trust a man who
drives a station wagon.
--A gentleman takes
weight on his elbows.
--Nice girls don't call boys .
--Don't argue with your
loved one while you're in the
bathtub.
--Choose your husband the
way you would choose a
vacuum cleaner.
--And, never go into a bar,
unescorted, wearing a red skirt
slit to the thigh.
I accepted their advice
graciously and, when I left,
gave them some advice of my
own-- Experience is not the
same as accomplishment.
itiMWM
8:00 p.m.- Valentine's Day Sweetheart Dance- Social
Committee- Student Center.
Last Day to turn in cap and gown measurement cards
for graduation on March 20.
Full time undergraduate bills for the spring term will
be mailed- Due date March 4.
HACC- 8:00
Silent- AlO6.
p.m.-
7:00 p.m.- Mass- Student Center.
8:00 p.m.- Social- Student Center.
8:30 p.m.- Fireside Chat- Student Center
February 14 - 19- Black Arts Festival Week.
12:15 p.m.- Focus: International Politics, South
Africa- Speaker: Mr. Clem Gilpin- also Films:
"Soweto" and "On the Mines"- Auditorium.
8:00 p.m.- Focus: Education- Speaker: Commis
sioner Edward W. Robinson, Jr., Bureau of
Professional and Occupational Affairs- Topic: "Black
Psychocybernetics"- BSU- Auditorium.
12:15 p.m.- Focus: Law and the Arts- Speaker:
Frederick Wiseman, Filmmaker- and Film: "Law and
Order"- Cultural Committee, Faculty, BSU and Social
Committee- Auditorium.
8:00 p.m.- Wine and Cheese Coffeehouse and Dance
featuring "Latent Image" and poetess Marilyn Carmen
accompanied by Ron Walters, saxaphonist- BSU-
Admission $2.50- Student Center.
Deadline for removal/extension of fall term deferred
grades.
8:00 p.m.- Film- "A Warm December"- Starring:
Sidney Poitier, Esther Anderson, Yvette Curtis- BSU-
Admission $.50- Auditorium.
8:00 p.m.- Meeting- SGA- Room E-307.
10:00 a.m.- 2:00 p.m.-
Richardson- Vendorville.
11 :00 a.m.- 1 :00 p.m.- Brown Bag Lunch- Returning
Women- Room W-138.
12:15 p.m.- Focus: Politics- Speaker: C. Delores
Tucker, Secretary of the Commonwealth- Topic: Role
of Women in the Political System- BSU- Auditorium.
FRANKLY SPEAKING
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