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I.A.A.
For
By Michael Barnett Staff Writer
The international Affairs Committee.
Association under the gui- Other anticipated events
dance of President Gregory include an international film
Miely and advisor Clem festival, a folk dance,
Gilpin is currently recruiting additional speakers on a
new members for the variety of international
fascinating activities being topics and the 1976 National
planned. The Inter- Model United Nations,
national Affairs Association, The National United
or 1.A.A., was founded to Nations is an annual event
present a forum for issues of held in New York City which
international significance, to brings together student
acquaint members with ambassadors from colleges
diverse cultures of the world, and universities all over the
and to provide contacts with
international organizations,
businesses and other con
cerns. Also, to instill it’s
purpose as an awareness of
the global community so
essential to the peace and
prosperity of all peoples.
The I.A.A. does not
restrict itself to any one
field, but strives to include
people from all areas of
interest-business, educa
tion, engineering, as well as
political and social.
Early in November, the
I.A.A. sponsored an interna
tional luncheon which was
so successful that a spring
international luncheon is
being planned.
The Penn State Capitol
Campus in conjunction with
the United Nations Associa
tion of Harrisburg will be
holding the fourth Model
United Nations on February
26, 27, 26, starting at 5:00
p.m. on Thursday, February
26.
And this year all se
condary schools in Lan
caster, Lebanon, Dauphin,
Cumberland and Perry
counties are invited to
participate, with each high
school being invited to
sponsor at least one
delegation. However, addi
tional delegations may be
sent.
Each delegation is com
posed of three students,
each of whom has a
committee assignment while
the entire delegation parti
cipates in the General
Assembly. There are three
committees: Political and
Security Committee; the
Social, Cultural and Human
ities Committee; and the
Fconomic and Financial
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Resolutions
and Revelations
By Ray Martin Staff Writer
For the benefitof those of you who feel guilty about not
being able to keep New Year resolutions, I offer some
replacements which should be remarkably easy to keep:
Resolve not to do Idi Amin impressions within ear shot of
Idi Amin.
Resolve not to open a chain of kosher delicatessens in
Damascus, Syria.
—Resolve not to believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the
Republican party, the United Nations or Yazoo, Mississippi.
Resolve not to read the new book “The Rise and Falls of
Gerald R. Ford.”
Meanwhile, in Washington, the media office of the Ford
campaign staff was burglarized. While nothing was taken,
rumor has it that Jack Anderson will publish, in the next few
weeks, the following startling revelations:
—A plan by the Ford media staff to hire ‘Squeaky’ Fromme,
Sarah Moore and Patty Hearst to tape TV testimonials on
what a great president Ronald Reagan would be.
—A plan to hire the Cambodian government to hijack
another American ship a week before the Republican
convention. And, if that works,again in the last week of
October.
—A plan to have the ‘Bonzo’ movie series released. It
co-stars Ronald Reagan under a chimp. The chimp is the
better actor by far.
Finally, from the ‘Play it again Sam’ department, a
Washington, D.C. police officer named George Washington
recently arrested- on a narcotic violation- a man named
Richard Nixon. Officer Washington’s partner is Benjamin
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Pa. Bicentennial
Projects Slated
Penn State’s
Bicentennial Commission is
planning five projects this
year to mark the nation’s
200th birthday.
According to the group’s
chairman, Stanley ikenberry,
the most ambitious project
will be the production of an
opera, “Be Glad Then
America.” The show will
include the Pittsburgh Sym
phony Orchestra conducted
by Sarah Caldwell with
professional singers and
members of the University
Choir and the Penn State
Theatre. Pulitzer prize
winning composer John La
Montaine has been com
missioned to write the
opera, which is scheduled to
premiere Feb. 6.
The other projects
planned include a com
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memorative book concerning
life 200 years ago in
Pennsylvania. Topics co
vered will be the economy,
religion, family life, and the
like during that time.
A third project is “Then,
Now, and Tomorrow”, con
sisting of town meetings in
1,000 small communities
across Pennsylvania.
A small chamber music
group will play samples of
American music during the
Revolutionary period as a
fourth project of the
Bicentennial Commission.
This concert will be held in
March.
The fifth project will be
an Art Museum exhibit, “200
Years of American Portrai
ture,” including about 60
outstanding portraits of the
last 200 years.
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During This Engagement
January 22, 1976
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