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PAGE THREE Lutters To The Editor Where are we? Where am I? How did I get here? I know I'm on • the third planet from the sun. This spaceship Earth is running out • of fuel. Your in Lion Country. One day while taking a leisurely walk through the backwoods of • Ai Hershey I came upon a very large animal. The being had been II: transformed into an erotic artichoke. There upon I met a crazed 11/ banana (Bics brother-in-law) who said to me, wheres the nearest • phone booth. I asked Mr. Banana why he needed to make a call a k was it to his Monna Banana and to Chicetea. Neither was correct. He was afraid of being used for a banana split, and the fruity tooty lIP fuzz were on his trail? for escaping from ice cream parlor (DQ). • So upon my leaving Texas I found a silver bullet which had been • one of Loneip which he had lost in a battle with Attila the Hun. • Meanwhile back at the ranch Tonto and Scout were making exotic films with the help of Lreni Lopez and Ray Roslzus, • however hi if Dave at home with sky King. Dale and Penny were • feeling effects of the Mad Latters tea and LOADED Brownies. Penny sitting on a mushroom with the worms water pipe looked up W at the sky and their Lassie, Recky, and Bullwinkle being chased by • Boris and Natcesha who in turn were being chased by Dudley Dooßight, who was still in search of Little Nell who had been abducted by Snidley whiplash. But to no avail the time is about w over for Alice's Restaurant and the Red Scare. So they find on • year after year in a big house on the hill beside the shoe outside of Debuke. T. S. Eliot 411 2 • • goy. 16 - Cross Country: Capitol vs. Lebanon • Valley College, Annville, Pa. - Noon. • Jo y . 16 - MHBG Road Rally: Registration Fee $3. - Begins at Noon, behind Main • Bldg. Trophies for Driver and Navigator, • Ist, 2nd, 3rd place awards - Party af- For Sale Riders Wanted 0 terwards. 0 - 1971 Red Fiat 850 Con- To Scranton. Leaye Capitol Vow. 16 XGI Keggar: Sponsored by Chi vertible. Best offer over Campus every Friday Gamma lota Fraternity, Live Music and o $900.00. Call 561-0630 after 5 between 3-5 p.m. Return all the beer you can drink. Middletown P.m. from Scranton (Via In- I Hunters & Anglers Club. 0 Siov. 17 - Mass -1 P.M. - Student Center. terstate 81) Between 7 p.m. For Sale & 9 p.m. Will share ex- Slov. . 18 - I.T.E. - Important I.T.E. Meeting, '6B Datsun 2000 Roadster. penses. Call this number. • Monday November 18th at 938-A Mars, 5 " . Ask for Jack. 944-7076. TT OHC, roll bar, R&H, • 8:30 P.M. All Juniors and Seniors speed, No. 3 inspection, • Please Try to Attend. asking $lOOO. Call Denny, 944-1937. • CLASSIFIEDS Free Ad Forms Available In WllO Services Typing done in my Mid dletown home. IBM slectric machine. Fast accurate service. Reasonable rates. 944-0943. Manuscripts, Thesis publications ac cepted. Mrs. Jerome P. Fatcheric, 1001 N. Spring St. Apt. P-3, Middletown, Pa. SERVICES—WiII type term papers and other material. Experienced typist. IBM. Electric. Very low cost. If interested call Mrs. Beaver at 564-0414. Do not be con cerned about pick-up and delivery I have a contact on campus. SERVICES—PIan to attend field trip to Washington D.C., Saturday November 16th. Leave Campus 8:00 A.M. Return 6:00 P.M. Everyone welcome on first come first served basis. $7.50 Per Person. For fur ther information call 787- 7953. Trip sponsored by Urban-Regional• Planning Dept. Services Radio T.V. Repairs. Black and White and color, tape players etc. All work is guarranteed for 90 days. Reasonable. Call John. House calls 9442401. PERSONAL—The Scranton Inn is proud to announce that it will be represented in the Roadrally by Charley "Crash" Kapacs. The Cuda Kid, together with his dedicated and loyal navigator - Betty Crocker, is sure to be a prime con tender. Good Luck - Captain K. READER • Riders Wanted To East Stroudsburg area. • Leave every Friday from • Capitol Campus between 3di p.m. -5 p.m. Return from T i East Stroudsburg between 6 w p:m.-Bp.m. Will share ex- • penses. (Via Rte 81 N. to 80 . E.) Call Al at 944-7076. • Want a portrait done of yours favorite person? A favorite* snap-shotturned into a work. of art? A unique poster? la k work from any photograph ` l l (if legible). Your choice of IP media. Rates relative toe media and time con MRS. RITA BLATT has been nominated to fill the vacancy on the Faculty Council created by -it sumption - but Low! P.R.J. resignation of Dr. Robert Conover. Smith, 73 Roop St., Highspire. 939-3040 Wanted Baby Sitter needed. Call Glenda 944-7801. Help Wanted Drummer wanted for Blues oriented band. No Rock. Some original material. Prospects for House Band work. Call Dino 233-4228 or Robbie 1-249-9929. PERSONAL—I would like to thank everyone who sup ported me during the recent SGA Elections. I will do my best to serve you. if you have any suggestions to offer or problems I can help with, call Dan Martin 944- 6832. MUSICIANS: Away from your group while going to college? Want to get together this year and jam? Russ 944-1986. Personal I have but one question I would like answered C. C. READER 00000 • • The Hot Lion is a weekly newsletter published to keep the Capitol Campus community informed of all activities on, or concerned with, the Campus. Everyone should please feel free to use this service by obtaining the entry cards in the Student Affairs Office (vvlos), filling them out and leaving them there. Deadline is Friday, Noon, week prior to date of publication. DR. V. N. MURTY and DR. J. M. MAYNARD participated in the proceedings of the 20th Conference on the Design of Experiments in Army Research, Development and Testing held at Ft. Belvior, Va. from Wednesday, October 23rd to Friday, October 25th, 1974. Highlights of this conference were Ranking and Selection procedures, Order Statistics and their uses, and new methods of Multi-Variate Date Analysis. DR. WINSTON A. RICHARDS was the Capitol Campus representative at a meeting of the American Association of State Colleges and Universities on October 17, 1974, in New York City. The meeting was sponsored by the office of International Programs. DR. CHARLES A. COLE presented a paper, "Odor Control at Hershey Wastewater Reclamation Plant Using Hydrogen Peroxide Treatment," at the Mid-Atlantic Industrial Waste Conference at Drexel University on Wednesday, November 13, 1974. MARIAN KRIEGER and EDWARD BECK were interviewed by Verna Edmonds on counseling services offered to students at Penn State-Capitol Campus. The show was broadcast on Saturday, November 9, on WHP-AM. JAMES R. HUDSON was a member of the "Community Security and Community Development" panel at the Mid-Atlantic Regional Conference of the Council of University Institute of Urban Affairs. The conference was held in Philadelphia on November 15, 1974. Long after the holiday decora tions have been taken down, the good works made possible by UNICEF cards go on. UNICEF provides urgently needed food, medicines, and school supplies for the children of over 100 countries. All the year round. UNICEF cards cost no more than ordinary cards and are among the most beautiful and varied available. This year's catalogue lets you choose either contemporary artists' designs or magnificent museum reproductions, all express ing the holiday spirit of universal joy and good will. Plan to give the world a little help. Send for your free color brochure of UNICEF cards. NOVEMBER 16-22, 1974 Nov.lB - D.T.K. Luncheon: Dr. Shuttlesworth - Topic: "Anxiety & Depression" 12:15 P.M. Gallery Lounge. Nov. 18 - L.A. E. Closing Date Nov. 19 - G.R.E Penalty Date. N0v.19 - I.E.E.E. Tour: AMP Environmental Testing Laboratory - 7 P.M. Nov. 22 - Basketball: Capitol vs. Lancaster Bible College, at Capitol - 7:30 P.M. Nov. 22-23 - "The Disintegration of James Cherry" Sponsored by Drama Club, 7:30 P.M. (Musical entertainment before the show at 7:30, Curtain at 8 P.M.) Auditorium. "James Cherry" is a con temporary American absurdist comi tragedy. 17 member cast, "James Cherry"•is the only X-Rated nightmare. FACULTY AND STAFF Test Dates To Remember Application forms for the following graduate and professional school ad missions test are available from the Counseling Office, W-117. Study guides for these tests, as well as other information pertinent to applying to graduate school are available on a two-week loan basis, from the Center's library. Graduate Record Examination (GRE's) Law School Admissions Test (LSAT's) Admissions Test for Graduate Study in Business (ATGSB) National Teachers Examination (NTE) Miller Analogy Tests are administered, by appointment, daily in the Counseling Center. +Some tests have an extended deadline with a penalty fee. Stop in W-117 for further information. PLEASE NOTE: We are not publishing a READER the week of Thanksgiving. The next issue after Thanksgiving will appear December 5. NOVEMBER 15, 1974 Test Date Closing Date+ Dec. 14, 1974 Nov. 19, 1974 Jan. 18, 1975 Dec. 24, 1974 Feb. 8, 1975 Jan. 9,1975 Jan. 25, 1975 Jan. 3, 1975 Jan. 25, 1975 Jan. 2, 1975