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For Sale
FOR SALE : Cheap bowling ball,
grease gun. Call John at 234-4344 or
232-6794.
FOR SALE: IBM Computer tapes,
used - down at main campus. All you
need is tape, name Call 944-9277 and
ask for Big "O".
FOR SALE: Dynaco stereo power
amplifier. 60 watts RMS per channel.
Nearly new. Used once. Call Dan in
134 Church Hall at 944-9338.
Intramural Basketball Winter Term 1974
GAME SCHEDULE: REVISED
Jan. 16 - Wed.
8:00 p.m. - No. 10 - vs. No. 7
9:00 p.m. - No. 8 vs. No. 9
10:00 p.m. - No. 2 vs. No. 1
Jan. 17 - Thurs.
8:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 13
9:00 p.m. - No. 5 vs. No. 12
10:00 p.m. - No. 6 vs. No. 11
Jan. 21 - Mon.
8:00 p.m. - No. 1 vs. No. 7
9:00 p.m. - No. 13 vs. No. 14
10:00 p.m. - No. 8 vs. No. 6
Jan 22. Tues.
8:00 p.m. - No. 9 vs. No. 5
9:00 p.m. - No. 12 vs. No. 2
10:00 p.m. - No. 10 vs. No. 4
Jan. 23 - Wed.
8:00 p.m. - No. 12 vs. No. 1
9:00 p.m. - No. 5 vs. No. 6
10:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 7
Jan 24. - Thurs.
8:00 p.m. - No. 13 vs. No. 11
9:00 p.m. - No. 14 vs. No. 10
10:00 p.m. - No. 2 vs. No. 9
Jan. 28 - Mon
8:00 p.m. - No. 7 vs. No. 13
9:00 p.m. - No. 5 vs. No. 14
Jan 29. - Tues.
8:00 p.m. - No. 8 vs. No. 11
9:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 2
Jan 30 - Wed.
7:00 p.m. - No. 14 vs. No. 2
8:00 p.m. - No. 8 vs. No. 1
9:00 p.m. - No. 9 vs. No. 7
10:00 p.m. - No. 6 vs. No. 1 3
Jan. 31 - Thurs.
8:00 p.m. - No. 12 vs. No. 4
9:00 p.m. - No. 11 vs. No. 5
10:00 p.m. - No. 10 vs. No. 6
Feb. 4 - Mon,
8:00 p.m. - No. 10 vs. No. 1
9:00 p.m. - No. 2 vs. No. 11
10:00 p.m. - No. 5 vs. No. 8
Feb. 5 Tues. Varsity Basketball
Game at Main Street Gym:
Feb. 6 - Wed
8:00 p.m. - No. 1 vs. No. 13
9:00 p.m. - No. 7 vs. No. 6
10:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 9
Feb. 7 - Thurs.
8:00 p.m. - No. 14 vs. No. 12
9:00 p.m. No. 6 vs. No. 2
10:00 p.m. - No. 9 vs. No. 10
Feb. 11 - Mon,
8:00 p.m. - No. 8 vs. No. 13
9:00 p.m. - No. 7 vs. No. 14
10:00 p.m. - No. 5 vs. No. 2
Feb. 12 - Tues.
8:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 1
January 24,1974
FOR SALE: Columbia '3oo'
bowling ball $l5. Call 234-6592
between 5 & 7 p.m.
FOR SALE: Size 11’/a bowling
shoes - $6. Call 234-6592 between 5
& 7 p.m.
FOR SALE: 32 piece set of brand
new ovenware, $9O value for $3O.
Makes a great gift. Call 234-6592
between 5 & 7 p.m.
FOR SALE: One tire for MGB
Dunlop Gold Seal, whitewalls,
560-14 . Also Tail light lens and
bracket for same car. One RCA
2-spd. tape recorder for $25. See
Alan Frame, 825-B Nelson.
SERVICES: Need a pick-up truck
to move that large, bulky,
too-big-for- the-car item? Let the
gentleman of the light hauling
industry make your next move easy.
Call Paul anytime at 944-5845 for
convenient arrangements and
estimates.
9:00 p.m. - No. 10 vs. No. 11
10:00 p.m. - No. 12 vs. No. 6
Feb. 13 - Wed.
8:00 p.m. - No. 11 vs. No. 7
9:00 p.m. • No. 10 vs. No. 8
10:00 p.m. - No. 1 vs. No. 9
Feb. 14 - Thurs.
8:00 p.m. - No. 9 vs. No. 12
9:00 p.m. - No. 14 vs. No. 4
10:00 p.m. • No. 13 vs. No. 5
Feb. 18 - Mon,
8:00 p.m. - No. 7 vs. No. 8
9:00 p.m. - No. 14 vs. No. 1
10:00 p.m. - No. 2 vs. No. 13
Feb. 19 - Tues.
8:00 p.m. - No. 8 vs. No. 2
9:00 p.m. - No. 5 vs. No. 10
10:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 11
Feb. 20 - Wed.
8:00 p.m. - No. 6 vs. No. 9
9:00 p.m. - No. 1 vs. No. 5
10:00 p.m. - No. 7 vs. No. 12
Feb. 21 - Thurs.
8:00 p.m. - No. 11 vs. No. 12
9:00 p.m. - No. 9 vs. No. 14
10*00 p.m. - No. 10 vs. No. 13
Feb. 25 - Mon,
No GAMES - Varsity Basketball
Game - 7:00 p.m. Main St. Gym.
Feb. 26 - Tues.
7:00 p.m. - No. 12 vs. No. 8
8:00 p.m. - No. 11 vs. No. 9
9:00 p.m. - No. 14 vs. No. 6
Feb. 27 - Wed.
7:00 p.m. - No. 6 vs. No. 1
8:00 p.m. - No. 12 vs. No. 13
9:00 p.m. - No. 7 vs. No. 5
Feb. 28 - Thurs.
8:00 p.m. - No. 1 vs. No. 11
9:00 p.m. - No. 8 vs No. 4
10:00 p.m. - No. 10 vs. No. 2
March 4 - Mon
7:00 p.m. - No. 12 vs. No. 10
8:00 p.m. - No. 2 vs. No. 7
9:00 p.m. - No. 14 vs. No. 8
10:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 6
March 5 - Tues.
7:00 p.m. - No. 13 vs. No. 9
8:00 p.m. - No. 4 vs. No. 5
9:00 p.m. - No. 11 vs. No. 14
END OF REGULAR SEASON
PLAY OFFS -
March 6 - Wed.
7:00 p.m.
8:00 p.m.
9:00 p.m.
10:00 p.m.
MARCH 7 - Thurs.
7:00 p.m.
8:00 p.m.
9:00 p.m.
10:00 p.m.
Services
C. C. Reader
Wanted
WANTED: A faithful pen-pal for
an inmate at a state prison whose
gratitude would overflow your cup.
Contact Rod at 234-6592 between 5
& 7 p.m.
WANTED: 2 male kittens, 6 to 10
weeks old. Call 234-6592 between 5
& 7 p.m.
Personals
PERSONAL: Summer plans?
Travel and study in Europe, London,
Amsterdam, Paris, Madrid, Florence,
Rome. Comparative culture and art.
July 20 - August 24, 1974. For
further information contact Jacob L.
Susskind at W-357 or call 787-7717.
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Rec-Ath News
Wednesday Jan. 16, 1974
TEAM
1. Keglers
2. "IT!"
3. Spoilers
4. Kozaks
5. No Names
6. Leftovers
7. New Names
8. ITE
9. XGl's
10. NADS
11. Dinkledorfs
12. Remainders
IT (4) - No Names (0)
Keglers (4) - Remainders (0)
Keftovers (4) - Dinkledorfs (0)
Kozaks (4) - XGl's (0)
Spoilers (3) - ITE (1)
New Names (3) - NADS (1)
500 CLUB (MEN)
Ron Seheib (Keglers) 551
Jim Herbst (Keglers) 531
Jeff Isaacs (it) 501
Mike Vitale (IT) 521
Tom Larkin (XGl's) 538
Paul Heintzman (XGl's) 519
Brent Cohen (Kozaks) 528
George Schmidt (Kozaks) 543
Wednesday Jan
TEAM W
1. No Names 4
2. Dinkledorfs 4
3. Spoilers 3
4. XGl's 3
5. Keglers 3
6. "IT!" 3
7. Remainders 2
8. NADS 1
9. New Names 1
10. Kozaks 1
11. Leftovers 0
No Names (4) - Leftovers (0)
XGl's (3) - New Names (1)
Spoilers (3) - Kozaks (1)
Keglers (3) - NADS (1)
"IT" (3) Remainders (1)
Dinkledorfs (4) -Keglers
500 CLUB (MEN)
John Pruzinsky (No Names ( 520
John Yee (No Names ) 533
Paul Heintzman (XGl's) 554
Tom Larkin (XGl's)so6
Dave Shanxo (New Names) 511
Jim Herbst (Keglers) 531
Everybody's Bitch Box Blues
No shit, this is really a drag. I come back here from the break and
f have my whole outlook changed and I figured that this term would
be different because I would be positive and look forward instead of
backward and I come in and find I got closed outta a class they
already said I had and that was a real bummer so I went ta
Vendorville ta get something to eat and I found out that they want
half a dollar for a crummy old cheeseburger but what can I do ‘cause
there ain’t any other place to eat except the cafeteria by the dorms
and I heard ya can get a terminal disease there but anyway, I went to
buy the books, thirty-four of them at $15.93 apiece and someone
must get a kickback from that, and the bookstore only has two of
them and Fm having a big test tomorrow on the thirty-two books I
ain’t got so that’s a real pisser and to top off all of this aggrevation,
when I go to the parking lot, I find it has snowed and my car is stuck
so I have to spend my nights in the library and everytime I leave,
they put me through a total skin search to make sure I’m not rippin’
off any books ‘cause they only have six hundred books in the library
and they don’t want to lose any to unsavory Philadelphians, who
breed like maggots around this old shrine to Early Air Force
architecture.
But you didn’t read the kicker yet. By the time they got around
to plowing the roads and parking lot, this cop who is always
following everyone around has ticketed my car because I didn’t fork
over half my life savings to buy a little orange and black sticker
that’s guaranteed to fade out in ten weeks and they didn’t even smile
when I offered to make my own sticker and now my budget is
ruined and I have no idea how I’m going to pay Servomation all the
money I owe but there is talk of impounding my car except it’s
already been towed away.
Yeah, I know. If I Don’t like it, why don’t I go somewhere else?
Well, I would except there’s a lot going on in Middletown and I
don’t want to miss anything. Besides, it’s not that bad.
BOWLING:
T PERCENT
0.875
0.875
0.750
0.625
0.500
0.500
0.500
0.500
0.375
0.250
0.125
0.125
W L
7 1 o
7 1 o
6 2 o
5 3 o
4 4 o
4 4 o
4 4 o
4 4 o
3 5 o
2 6 o
1 7 o
1 7 o
WOMEN'S INDIVIDUALS
H.A. B. Keeler 132
H.S. S. Hippie 406
H.G. r. Drake 141
B. Cohen 234
G. Schmidt 202
T. Larkin 207
P. Heintzman 222
M. Vitale 204
J. Isaacs 201
D. Naffin 220
MEN’S INDIVIDUALS
H.A. R. Seheib (Keglers) 183
H.S. P. Heintzman (XGl's) 554
H.G. B. Cohen (Kozaks) 234
9, 1974
PERCENT.
1.000
1.000
0.750
0.750
0.750
0.750
0.250
0.250
0.250
0.250
0.000
L T
0 0
0 0
1 0
1 0
1 0
1 0
3 0
3 0
3 0
3 0
4 0
MEN'S INDIVIDUAL
H.A. P. Heintzman (XGl's) 184
H.S. J. Yee ( No Names ) 533
H.G. J. Mickletz (NADS) 196
200 CLUB
John Yee (No Names) 219
P. Heintzman (XGl's) 217
400 CLUB WOMEN
Sarah Hippie (Dinkledorfs 406
Barb Keeler (Dinkledorfs 406
WOMENS INDIVIDUALS
B. Keeler &S. Hippie 135
B. Keeler & S. Hippie 406
B. Keeler 165
Page 7
by Tommy Rot
** * *
The opening round of the
intramural basketball league
witnessed the return of the
undaunted warriors, not wishing
to disappoint their “loyal” fans,
they continued their streak of
spectacular losses. There was
concern, however, when Agnes,
this year’s number one draft
choice, came off the bench to
score a truly remarkable push
shot - Bill Russell couldn’t have
done better. The opposition
called time, the bullets ran over
to the bench to take pure
oxygen and have their B.P.
checked. The game continued . .
200 CLUB
Several veterans have
returned to the boards this year.
Jack Susskind was boasting of
his 6 points, which represent his
life time effort. Terry
Turnbaugh, with an indian sweat
band, and phantasies of victory,
showed remarkable maturity. He
handed out bibles which were
alledgedly collected at a variety
of motels during the training
season. Ray Klein managed to
walk to both ends of the court
without scoring an infraction.
Joining these “gladitors” were
Bob “toothless” Smitley, Hugh
Itrend setter) Spall and Stu
Goldman, back from Japan
where he played with the
“Tokyo Trotters.” His date
suggested a rare eastern disease,
forms of which have been
known to exist in the West.
Student “ringers” are also
playing on the faculty team this
year. You can tell the students
by their uniforms - they are
wearing black sneakers, white
socks and brown nose guards.
The officials at the game
confirmed that long held belief,
that blindness is on the increase
in this land. Their calls were
constant, they seemed to favor
the team which could effect
their “G.P.A.”
Will the team survive? Who
will be the MVP? (to this year’s
winner goes a free parking
slicker, good only on Sundays.)
Blood, sweat, and tears, courage
every faithful love of country
and dedication to mankind, were
not present. However, when the
final buzzer sounded, the Bullets
smiled with satisfaction. “Nick
the Greek” was wrong, the
Bullets had not been shut out.
The Bullets
are BACK
by Ray Klein
** * *