March 15, 1973
So Long Mike and Mark
With this, the final issue of
the winter term, we wave a
tearful good-bye to two of our
staff members; Co-Editor Mike
Welliver and prominent staff
writer Mark Israel.
Mike plans to return to his
native Turbotville and run his
father's auto body shop and
hopes to gain another job before
pulling up stakes and traveling
throughout the U.S.A. for a year
or two.
Mark, who has also served as
acting Station Manager of
WZAP, has landed a lucrative
position in the public relations
field with a corporation in
Philadelphia.
I shall remember Mike, who
has been my roomate for the
past two years, as the sometimes
happy, sometimes sad, buy
always unpredictable
silver-toothed guy an
extremely close friend.
I'll remember Mark as the fun
loving, articulate raconteur of
Philadelphia sports, and as a
leader of Nunzio's Raiders.
Being Co-Editor is not an
easy job, and Mike stood up to
the task admirably. He had
received no journalist training
prior to coming to Capitol, but
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he accepted the challenge and he
saw it through. His newswriting
improved to a mark of
proficiency. He got the knack of
"pasting up" this weekly
publication and is now able to
compile four pages in under 90
minutes.
Mark attacked the chance of
receiving an internship with
Public Information Officer Betty
Duke, and submitted several
articles on new faculty members
and on varsity basketball games.
He developed a unique style of
reporting that was enjoyable to
read by placing himself in the
story and at times using
irreverently humorous
comments.
I could continue my essay on
the merits of these two fine
gentlemen, but those merits are
highly obvious to those who
know them.
Others we know are also
graduation; Carol, Maggie, Dale,
Marty, Dan, Barry, Brenda
(Spotts), Gale and countless
others who should be given
recognition.
To all of you, good luck, and
remember us always. We are
close on your heels.
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OLMSTED PLAZA
THE CAPITOLIST
Mr. Paul
tells all!
Dear Editor,
Thanks for providing all the
provacative dirt on Mr. Paul's
present emotional status! I only
wish you would have added
some "groovy pix" and some
"true confessions" while baring
this poor man's soul once more.
Isn't there anything else to
talk about on this campus??
Besides the immorality of
continuosly emasculating
Capitol's security officer, the
whole topic has become trite
and tired.
I've lived in Meade Heights
for two terms without traumatic
confrontation with this
"Paramilitary" " monster!
Soon I expect to see, in print,
along with the results of his
TAT's and Rorschach's an
in-depth report of how many
times he wipes his ass.
Lay off, huh?.
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Thanks for the space!
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Here's a special 3-toke
interpretation of some late
sport's news to reach our
desk.
Hey sports enthusiasts! Hold
the presses for a big news break!
Seems as though a recent
issue of The Capitolist forgot to
mention the name of Dave
"Diligent" Link as one of the
winners of the pinball
tournament held recently in
Vendorville.
Yes indeed, ole Diligent Dave,
one of the true unsung heroes of
every Gottlieb fantasy, danced
gumcracked, wheezed, whistled,
and flipped his way to an
impressive victory over an
electronic thief known as the
"flying Carpet." Spectators
swooned and gasped as Dave's
fleeting phlangs floated to a
flambouyant display of flipper
finesse.
When the final flames of war
between man and machine died
away, good ole Diligent stood
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Dime-eater
amidst the smoke and dust, his
war smudged face sporting an
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victory.
Pinball wizards come and go
with every blown circuit and
wedged flipper, but Capitol
Campus will not soon forget
"The Day Diligent Dave
Devastated The Deadly Dime
Devourer of Dauphin County."
By the way, "Ole Lucky Pinkies
Link" won a fantastic, far out,
flipped out, upped-downed new
record album. After the
presentation of the prize album
"Diligent Dave" uttered a few
sterling remarks to his fans,
something about 'Anybody got
change for a $3 dollar bill? I
think I'm in love with the
"flying Carpet."
And so, anyone hovering
around Vendorville can still heal
and see the ferocious fervor o 1
"squeaking sneakers Link" hard
at work at what he loves to dc
most, plunder a pinball machine.
Congrats to you, Diligent. Keeps
those fingers loose.
with us
WE WON'T PUT YOU DOWN
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