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Intramural Bowling
Team Standings
As of Wednesday, April 19, 1912
WON
TEAM
I. All in the Family
2. XGI
3. W.B.Y.A. ?!
4. Pinheads
5. Foulballs
6. WZAP
7. The Last Laugh
This Week's Results
W.B.Y.A. ?!
Pinheads
XGI
All in the Family
GH AVERAGE
GH SERI ES
GH GAME
Beyond Dignity and Freedom
by Michael Blank
Oozing from my pores, I possessed limitless freedom
Binding constriction diminished with the physical
body eliminated.
Sure, my visceral and blood still functioned.
But the real essence of myself emerged;
And my amphorous body slumped off the chair.
I touched the sun, inhabitating its apple core.
Oozing upon the Grand Canyon,
I experienced Union as none had before.
Unsheathed, Unshackled, Intermingling with its beauty,
Intermingling with its beauty,
I was the sunset prevailing upon her slopes
The sea embraced me with emerald waves.
Swirling down a whirlpool,
I entered the black crevices of spawning life,
Here I planted the embryonic seed,
For future generations to harvest.
R. I.
Trissler
Beer
Distributor
Phone 944-7446
108 Wilson Street
Middletown, Pa
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*Pantry Pride
*DeVoile's
*Joe, the Motorists' Friend
*Norge Village
*Rea & Derick Drugs
*Royal Jewel Box
*Children's Shop
*Hobby Shop
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WZAP
Last Laugh
Foulballs
Forfeit
Individual Results
Cliff Claypool 193
Gordy Shuman 171
John McCormick 566
Cliff Claypool 583
Mike Kilgallon 213
Gordy Shuman 201
BUILDING
HOURS
Beginning on April 5, and
continuing until May 14, 1972,
the opened hours for Rec/Aths
Building and the Base Gym are
as follows:
Reef Aths Bldg:
Monday—Friday, 8:00 AM to
9:30 PM; Saturday, 2:00 PM to
5:00 PM; Sunday, 2:00 PM to
9:00 PM
Base Gym: Monday—Friday,
2:00 PM to 10:00 PM; Saturday,
2:00 PM to 5:00 PM; Sunday,
2:00 PM to 9:00 PM
*Barber Shop
*Montogomery Wards
*Fashion Flair
*Beauty Shop
*Thrifty Beverage
* Kresge's
*Cory Coffee Service
*Sherwin Williams Paints
*G.A.C. Finance
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John McCormick
Gordy Shuman
Dan Slater
THE CAPITOLIST
Smilin'
Faces
by Steve Wesley,2
& Steve Rosenzweig
A hearty spring welcome to
all new juniors and returning
vets.
This semester Smilin' Faces is
trying to bring more campus
new to the students. Here are a
few news items from our many
reporters.
Wayne Siegfried was mistaken
for a zipper when he stood
sideways and stuck out his
tongue.
In Room W-357 Dr. Susskind
was viciously accused by Dr.
Miller as being the third Smith
brother.
After six weeks of
investigation by the Food and
Drug Administration, they filed
a report freeing Vendorville of
any charges that they transmit
VD.
Speaking of reports, the Pyle
Report recently published its
second annual hemorrhoid
survey. It finds that 26% of
Captiol Campus teachers have
hemorrhoids while the remaining
74% are perfect assholes.
The newspaper has been
deluged with phone calls
regarding the sex course being
taught by Miss Prager and Miss
Krieger. We can now report to
our readers that there will be no
oral final.
And finally in our news. Last
week Dr. McDermott attended
his first Meade Heights party.
Upon awakening the following
morning with a tremendous
hang-over, Dr. McDermott
noticed a bra and pair of panties
in the bed next to him. When
seeing the garments in the empty
bed, intelligent sources quoted
our new Provost as saying, "I
can't believe t ate the whole
thing."
History's Scrapbook:
One year ago today Mike
Prete was walking around the
streets in South Philly asking
people if they had any extra
tickets to the Phillies game.
Recent grad Bobby Polis says
Hi to everyone. Also, if anyone
finds his cat or his brown shoes
they can keep them.
Limerick of the Week:
Here I sit all broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted
Though all was not bliss
Because I had a good piss
Then I pulled up my pants and
departed.
Trivia Question of the Week:
What was the name of the
principal in the "Leave It To
Beaver" show?
Hint: It wasn't Gus the
fireman.
If you have this week's trivia
answer call 944-9751 or
944-9710. The first person with
the correct answer wins a match
box. Also, any contributions to
this column would be
appreciated at the same phone
numbers or at the Capitolist
office.
Keep Smilin'
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"It's Being Watched..."
Rita Girondi contemplates being the first person to use the new
whirlpool that is located in the ReciAths Building. The sit-in model
provides theraputic values for injured persons as well as relaxation
for persons with stiffness or tension from study.
Student, faculty and staff are welcome to use the whirlpool
between the hours of 8:00 AM and 5:00 PM on Mondays thru
Fridays. The room is private and open to men or women.
Try it .... you'll like it!
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Solutions
Folk-In!
Tues., May 2 10:00 PM
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Interested Folksingers Call Paul, 944-6400
Thursday, April 27, 1972
Intramural
Softball Set
DIVISION A
1. Foul Balls
2. Rames
3. XGI
4. Them
5. Hermies
6. Softball
7. Dumshits
8. Studs
DIVISION B
9. Zappers
10. Groovy Goulies
11. Missing Links
12. WBXA
13. AMF
14. De Bunker
15. Trojans
16. Big Boys
Intramural softball started on
Monday, April 24, at the
Athletic building. Some
important news about the games
only Bob Stanley has the
official copy of the games.
Also the teams that will get a
summary of the game, are those
who do their own. The teams
may send their summary to
851 A Kirtland or Charles Carlin
at the Capitolist office.
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• Two slices of melty cheddar cheese
• Slice of crisp dill pickle
• Ketchup and mustard
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