usr WEEK IN THE ffl Not too much went on in the FFL last week with rain cancelling a number of games. But the big story was Them beating the Trojans 14-13 in a toughly fought contest. Chuck Porter and Joe Hudock had TD’s for the winners. If Them doesn’t win it all this year they will certainly be almost unbeatable next year with most of their lettermen returning. In other games the M&M’s beat the Gornicks 19-7. McFadden scored two touchdowns and Poidence one for the victors. Lopez had the only Gornicks tally. The Studs Blue shut out the Hairy Hogs 28-0, with scores by Rush, Krumsky, and two by Hall. The Hairy Hogs then did the best thing they could do all year. They forfeited to two of the top teams in the league, the XGl’s and A.M.F. The Hairy INDIVIDUAL OUTSTANDING ATHLETE Wesley 0 Lopez 1 Hadock 0 Doran 1 Cummings 3 Brown 0 Bomberger 0 Ferranzzo 1 White 2 Mathews 0 Mulfinger 0 (Jshler 1 Kurtz 4 Gold 0 Participations 24 Participants 1 5 Entry Pts. Forfeits Sub Total Place Pts. Total 25 0 25 25 50 25 2 0 225 225 Gorniks XGI 1 st Kurtz 2nd Cummings 3rd White 4th Ferranzzo Lopez Doran Ushler Sports By Steve Rosenzweig Hogs have thus been thrown out of the league. Coming to the end of the season I see the top five teams for the playoffs as being XGl’s, Trojans, A.M.F., Them and the Green Knights. Fm going all the way with the Trojans in predicting them to win the championship. If there is a tie for first place a coin-flip will determine the bye. A tie for the fifth spot would cause a playoff. This isn’t impossible with the Studs Blue coming on strong and the Green Knights starting to show their age. The first round of the playoffs will take place on Monday, November 15. The second round will be held Wednesday, November 17 and the championship game will be held on Super Sunday, November 21. F Bye Part Place Total 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 2 1 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 12 1 3 0 0 2 7 9 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 2 0 2 0 0 2 1 3 0 0 2 4 6 0 0 2 0 2 10 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 3 002 10 12 0 0 2 0 2 HORSESHOES FALL 1971 XGI 100 XGI 75 XGI 50 XGI 25 Gorniks Gorniks Gorniks THE CAPITOLIST SMILIN' FACES by Steve Wesley and Steve Rosenzweig Dr. Patterson is worried because his class is beginning to sit in rows - Let’s not Americanize everyone, John. The toilet at 9518 Kirtland is broken again-stop by and send your condolences. Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And who gives a shit! A term paper more than 15 pages is inhuman and should be considered a war crime. Brain Puzzler: What’s more difficult? Getting through the Berlin wall or getting out of the library? He is coming! Teacher Evaluation: 26% of teachers cancel either Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday classes because a directive from the Administration said not to cancel Friday classes. The remaining 74% cancel Friday classes. Three cheers for a strong Administration. Who is Sessy Tinglepitz? Thoreau paid $33.14 for his lumber. Dr. Susskind reads “Smilin Faces”. (This has been a paid announcement) Some people eat to live while others live to eat. Belated Birthday wishes to Iris Prager. She is 21, going on? Joseph Zagurski is no longer working at a nuclear power plant. He is getting more on welfare. Congrats to Keystone Society at Main Campus - they might get a group for next All-U Day. The Junior chicks are at it again - overreacting. A bottle of wine to our typist, Sandy Posmoga, for her efforts. From our personal Column: Jane, come home, Tarzan tired of Cheeta. Father Berrigan - why? P.P.VI Olympic try-outs for the Cunnilingus team will be held Friday. Gentlemen, please bring your own equipment. Amy, Missy, and Luann were back. They left again. Hold your tongue. Now say - the catsup is on the table. Phil Wexler never had his name in the newspaper, now he does. Bob Schroth Hot Line Even in Disneyland They have bathrooms. l//\\! * cf \ | / PIZZA \ ! * 25$ SB O a. P © OFF THE REGULAR PRICE H w SB ||OF ONE PIZZA (small or large) 53 H o ft WITH THIS COUPON * _P O u 5 !■ We have Pizza by the slice, too. § I Eat Here or Take Out mnnnzzi * I 23 S. Union St fcKKWMiinitMMWSW your head feel? That Southern Comfort is really wild up here in the North. “Try it, you’ll like it” is the Servomation slogan. Sam - Where did you get that car? Or better yet, why? Flunk now, avoid the rush! Does anyone really know what time it is? Flash!!! First penis transplant was performed at Hershey Medical Center. The patient is excellent and she will be allowed visitors next week. Did you hear about the nymph on campus? Neither did ECO note: Pittsburg was seen Sunday for the first time in over eleven years. The flames were higher then the smog. H. Rap Brown is alive and living in a New York Hospital. Wanted: F. 8.1. Agents - just call, J. Edgar already has your resume. Be glad when Halloween is over, so the chicks at C.C. can take off their costumes. Rich has a comb fetish. Congrats to the Junior Senators on their victory and best ofluck. Heard there was a good turn out for the P. S. football team when they returned from Syracuse - people from Philadelphia came up. There is an epidemic on campus that is hitting just the male population. It’s called lackanooky. Cheer up fellas. It only lasts while you’re on campus. Is it fair for a Prof to eat during class time? Limerick of the Week: There was a place called Venderville Which made many people very ill, The hotdogs were green Good food was not to be seen And the next thing you know it will kill History’s Scrapbook: One year ago today, President Oswald found out there was a Capitol Campus and then denied the discovery. Trivia Question of the Week: What was the name of Gillis’ son in the Life of Riley? Anyone with this week’s answer, call 944-9710. Anyone wishing to contribute to this column (please) contact Steve at 944-9751 or Steve at 944-9710. How does Graffitti How about Oz? Yeah, but you’ve got to shit yellow bricks to make them work. When the phone rings Spell you name, if you spell it correctly— answer the phone. The new Recreation/Athletics Building hours have been announced. They are open from 12:00 Noon to 9:30 P.M. on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays, and from 12:00 Noon to 5:00 P.M. on Fridays. The hours are from 1:00 P.M. to 4:00 P.M. on Saturdays and Sundays. The Base Gym is open from 6:00 P.M. to 9:30 P.M. on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. It is closed on Fridays, but open from 1:00 P.M. to 4:00 P.M. every Saturday and Sunday. OFFICIAL TIMES Thursday, November 11, 1971 DISCOUNT PIPE SALE NOW IN PROGRESS SAVE ON THESE FAMOUS BRANDS DR. GRABOW KAYWOODIE YELLO-BOLE MEDICO Sale ends Nov. 27,1971 We give S & H Green Stamps REA & DERICK DRUGS IN THE OLMSTED PLAZA POETS CORNER by Cheryl Boyes roses are pink they’ll give you a wink! if you’ve had as much drink as fills up the sink (this poem stinks!) guess who’s a fink a rinky dink and a missing link wearing a mink made of zinc and oil ah! foiled again! curse you, pink link! with your enormous coils and labrynth ways. .. a° I Gladrags! SHOP SUNDAY 12 to 5 SAVE 10% On All Purchases At 12^0 the Finest in Men’s Wear PANTRY PRIDE VALUABLE COUPON NO OTHER PURCHASE NECESSARY PANTRY PRIDE FACIAL TISSUES 4 BOXOS--591 WITH THIS COUPON Void after Nov. 17,1971 W liMmM F ISSEaI 1 I r - I 2 OUAUTY TOO CAN TIM* | in the Olmsted Plaza
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