opinion
by Pastor Ray Sines
Collegian Staff Writer
At a time when the stock market
looks like a yo-yo that does not
want to climb the string again;
round two begins and ends with a
new Supreme Court nominee;
"baby M's" surrogate is pregnant
again; and Tabatha has received a
complete overhaul—What does one
talk about?
"E"—none of the above. Let me
share with you a puzzle 'that was
written by a lady in California in
response to an offer from -a
gentlemln in Philadelphia (names
unknown). The gentleman agreed
to pay $lOOO to anyone who could
write a puzzle he could not solve.
He failed to do so and paid the
$lOOO.
The answer is one word and it
appears only four times in the Bi
ble. Put your thinking cap on and
see if you can solve it.
WHO AM I?
"Adam, God made out of dust,
but thought it best to make me
LUMP BETWEEN LOWER
LIP AND GUM.
BAD BREATH
STAINED FINGERS
TOBACCO-STAINED
TEETH
TOBACCO JUICE
HOW TO SPOT A DIR ......
JOINT RESIDENCE COUNCIL
For the
the semester the JRC meetings will consist of planning
for the spring. Our main goal is to provide a phone book consisting of addresses
and phone numbers of all students on and off campus. We also have few final
events planned to kick off the Christmas season. The Saturday and Sunday
before finals
week and Monday and Tuesday of
finals week, we will have Christmas movies for your
study break. Movies such as Rudolph,
That Stole Christmas and a few others will be shown
in different locations. Representatives please attend
meetings Monday's
7:30, Rll6.
The Village Pub
3406 Buffalo Rd.
Awesome 7 oz. Hamburger $1.50
& our Famous Wings $1.50/doz.
Kitchen Open Take-outs available
5 p.m. -11 p.m. daily 899-3880
Let's
Talk
first; so I was made before man to
answer God's most holy plan. A
living being I became and Adam
gave to me my name; I from his
presence then withdrew, and more
of Adam never knew. I did my
maker's law obey nor ever went
from it astray. Thousands of miles
I go in fear, but seldom on earth
appear. For purpose wise which
God did see, He put a living soul in
me. A soul from me God did claim,
and took from me the soul again;
so when from me the soul had fled,
I was the same as when first made.
And without hands or feet or soul,
I travel on from pole to pole. I
labor hard by day, by night; to
fallen man I give great light.
Thousands of people young and
old, will by my death great light
behold. No right or wrong can I
conceive; the Scripture I cannot
believe. Although my name therein
is found; they are to me an empty
sound. No fear of death doth trou
ble me; real happiness I'll never
see. To heaven I shall never go or
to hell below. Now when these lines
you slowly read; go search your Bi
ble with all speed; for that name is
written there; I do honestly to you
declare. Who am I?"
If you are still puzzled don't feel
bad, the answer will appear in the
next issue of the Collegian.
DIPPING IS FOR DIPS.
DON'T USE SNUFF OR CHEWING TOBACCO.
remainder of
About that letter, Eric. . .
Recently the Collegian received a letter complaining that we weren't perform
anywhere near par. Is that true? Before I address the letter I would like to find out whet
or not we are performing up to par. Let us know. . .until then Eric.. .
GREAT AMERICAN glisnryz
SMOKEOLIT
Join the Great American Smokeout on Thursday,
November 19. Millions of smokers across the country
will take a break and try not to smoke for 24 hours.
How about you? Or, if you don't smoke, adopt a smoker
for the day and promise to help that friend get through
the day without a cigarette!
85-7MM 7 Rev. 4/87-No. 5680-LE
Take A Bre
TWITCHY, WIRED LOOK
CAUSED BY NICOTINE.
A high nicotine content
makes smokeless tobacco
just as addicting
as cigarettes.
STUBBORN ATTITUDE.
WON'T LISTEN TO
SOUND MEDICAL
ADVICE.
DRIBBLE CUR
TIN BULGES AND
RING.
NO FRIENDS
TAKE A BREATHER
ther. . .Thusday, November 19, 1987
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OTHING IN OMMON
SPC Movie
Wednesday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
at 8:00 p.m.
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A FEW
QUIT TIPS
Hide all ashtrays, matches, etc
Lay in a supply of sugarless
gum, carrot sticks, etc.
Drink lots of liquids, but pass
up coffee & alcohol.
Tell everyone you're quitting
for the day.
When the urge to smoke hits,
take a deep breath, hold it for
10 seconds, & release it
slowly.
Exercise to relieve the tension.
Try the "buddy system," and
ask a friend to quit too.
November 12,
the Edi