PAGE 7 The Fixx Fails by Michael Ross Collegian Staff Writer Phantoms The Fixx MCA Records •Frisbee Material ••Better Than Sominex •••Have A Friend Make A Tape Of It ••••Good Album, Buy It •••••You’ll Wear It Out Play ing It When The Fixx first emerg ed on the music scene, their unique sounds were quickly accepted by listeners. This was evident by the success of their hit single Red Skies. Using primarily the same musical style on their second album . Reach The Beach, they scored again with the tune One Thing Leads To Another. Now, with the release of their third album and the popularity of the single Are We Ourselves?, it looks as though Phantoms should take off in the same manner that the previous albums did. However, all the songs not on ly sound alike, but they are a complete rehash of. their first two albums, adding up to a completely lackluster perfor mance by The Fixx. 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Finally, I managed -to get through without nodding off and as with the first side, I was not impressed in the least. The Fixx recently assisted Tina Turner with the creative and innovative tune You Bet ter Be Good To Me, which has been receiving plenty of airplay lately. Perhaps The Fixx Should have consulted Ms. Turner for new ideas and input before they cut Phan toms, because what may have worked before definitely didn’t cut it this time. BEHREND COLLEGIAN Masteller Receives Professorship by Marge Tomczak Collegian Staff Writer Dr. Edwin C. Masteller, Pro fessor of Biology and acting divi sion head of Science, Engineering and Technology, recently received full professorship at Penn State- Behrend. Masteller did not enroll in col lege immediately upon graduation from high school. His original plan was to work the farm his parents owned in lowa. However, a wrestling coach convinced to enroll in college on a wrestling scholarship. Thanks to the per sistence of Coach Bill Koll, Masteller decided to attend col lege where he received his B.A. in Biology from the University of Northern lowa. Masteller taught high school from 1958 to 1964 while he con tinued his studies towards his masters degree. At the same time, he coached wrestling and had the distinction of having four state champions. While working on his masters in botany from the University of South Dakota he was encouraged by one of his pro fessors to investigate the field of entomology. This he followed through and subsequently receiv ed his doctorate in entomology from lowa State University in 1967. Masteller started teaching at Behrend in 1967. He chose Behrend because he felt that on a smaller campus he would be able to utilize all of his interests in cluding entomology, zoology and botany. He also thought that he would like to see the eastern part of the United States since he had been living in the midwest. Originally, he did not plan on staying, but he, his wife Marianna and three children soon took root and the roots held. Numerous articles by Dr. Masteller have been published in academic journals. He has writ ten these articles individually and in collaboration with others, both on and off campus. Masteller has involved himself in reports to specific sponsors, research projects and research grants. He completed seven research grants, three of them A Last Straw Floral Shoppe «; A full service florist • 'SKgsSJfc Free Delivery to campus with $7.00 purchase lIBBS* Long Stem Roses Jpr *l5 a dozen Discount on all Flowers 'IP (Except Roses) '' Phone No. 898-1879 ! Across from Barbatos from the Erie County Health Departnment and he is presently working in three research pro jects. In addition, he participated ex tensively in seminars and workshops involving pollution, energy and enviroment, inpact of oil drilling on marine life, and ' -%>(Syg£ Biology Professor Dr. Edwin Masteller observes a specimen. aqueous enviromental chemistry. He has presented papers at technical and professional meetings and has several speaking engagements. Masteller received The Behrend College Council of Fellows “Ex cellence in Teaching Award” in 1972. He was awarded a Fulbright-Hays Senior Research Fellowship in West Germany from 1974-5. He took a sab batical leave to study procedures and techniques for emergence pattern characteristics of aquatic insects. He did this study with Dr. Joachim lilies at the Max Planch Institute in Schlitz, West Ger many. Masteller commented that “It was an extremely exciting mind broadening experience to spend an extended period of time in a foreign country for myself and my family.” Besides providing service to Penn State-Behrend as a member or chairman of academic plann ing, improvement of teaching, Behrend College reearch, or academic program committees, Masteller is also active in profes sional and learned societies. He is now president-elect and will assume duties in June 1985 as president of the North American Benthalogical Society. “This is quite an honor for me as the* society is an international organization of approximately 1500 members,” stated Masteller. This past summer Masteller spent two weeks in Alaska trapp ing insects. He went to Denali where Mt. McKinley is located and for three days flew by helicopter to areas that were inac cessible by any other means. “There I was with only my emergence traps, shotgun and bear repellent,” said Masteller. “What an experience,” he added. Masteller has collected about a half million insects so far. “The Erie area is a hotbed,” he said and declared that “the extensive studies and opportunities regar ding the insect communities has me fascinated and has also helped to keep me here.” There has been the potential discovery of ten new species of in sects, five of which were found by an undergraduate under the tutelage of Masteller. One insect has been named after him and is called STUPKAIELLA MASTELLERI. “The extensive collecting is what enables the discovery of new species. Without the good staff to support me I would not be able to do what I am doing. You have to have good people,” affirmed Masteller. He concluded that “I would not be where I am today if it wasn’t for my undergraduate students as far as research is con cerned. They have been such a tremendous assist to me.” NOVEMBER 9, 1984