Pago 4 The Bust Line Behrend students should be familiar with this list of names: Kojak, Gene Johnson, Farrah- Fawcett, Columbo, Dean Banium, Farrah-Fawcett, Officer Reed, the rest of the Behrend Security Guards, and Farrah-Fawcett. These infamous people have, helped to lower crime at Behrend; and for the last month, they have succeeded. Never the less, I still have some vicious acts that are below human dignity to report. On November 2, some Behrend students were drinking beer (those ruthless criminals). However, they were not caught. On November 7, a tape deck, two speakers, hockey skates, and a Timex watch were stolen from a 1970 Chevy convertible; amount was Si 15. On November 11, a “hit and run” occurred in the “C” lot. This hit vehicle was a 1972 silver grey Pontiac with $172 of estimated damage. If any students have information con cerning this incident, please Dean of Student Affairs Who's who by Joanne Goldberg Collegian Staff Writer That warm and charming man about campus, who I am sure you have all seen is none other than <>ur own Dean of Student Affairs, Benjamin A. Lane. Dean Lane holds a bachelor’s degree in English Literature and German. When I asked where he obtained his degrees and he answered much as I expected - with “a Nittany growl”. I am sure now that you are wondering how a man with a background in English and German ended up in Student Affairs? Dean Lane taught German for two years at State College to pay his way through graduate school. After graduate school, Dean Lane came to a very small Behrend College as an instructor of German and English. Once arrived, he became very involved with the co-curricular activities <>f the students. Lane is respon sible for getting many of our existing clubs off the ground. “I was the first director and advisor of the Behrend Players, as well as f irst advisor of the Literary Club and magazine. I was also advisor •>f the German club. I really do miss it.” Dean Lane sees his present job as Dean of Student Aft airs as one that “is mainly concerned with the quality of student life, involving the co curricular programs and the advocate of students to other segments of the University.” by Tom Armstrong Collegian Staff Writer contact Behrend Security. Also that day, two windows were smashed; one in 346 Lawrence by a snowball and the other in Lawrence lobby by a rock. On November 13, a door (204 Perry) was burned by aerosol flame thrower. The students who occupied the room must pay the damage. Also that day, a non student hit her head against the Niagara dorm wall while sled riding. Between November 25 and 28, someone was illegally trapping on Behrend property. Students should be reminded that trapping and carrying of a weapon is illegal on Behrend property. On December 1, a traffic ac cident occured on “C” lot and Stadium Drive; estimated damage was $250. Finally, another reminder to Behrend students, you may park in the lower lots, the “F” lot (the large one behind Lawrence and Dobbins Halls), and the Reed lot, from 6:00 PM to 6:00 AM on weekdays and all day weekends. at Behrend College Dean Lane is honestly and earnestly interest and involved with the entire student body. Like most administrators in the Penn State system, he “sees discipline as a rehabilitative process.” He also feels that “the most won derful aspect of my job is being part of an experience in which men and women meet for the first time and share in some great aspects of our culture. The best times I’ve had with students is just talking to them and sharing our problems and views. My job is both intellectually and spir tually exciting.” When I asked Dean Lane what were some of his. favorite things about our campus itself he replied, “all 425 acres.” Benjamin Lane is extremely active in an organization called The Association of Student Personel Administrators, as well as numerous groups that seek a better understanding of the youth of America and their problems. He serves on many committees Benjamin A. Lane Behrend Collegia. HELP WANTED “How to Make $9 to $l6 per hour while on vacation or on weekend.” - plus 504 postage and handling. The Morgan Press 308 South Dixie W. Palm Beach, FL 33401 ©The Morgan Press, 1976 THE ERIE BOOK STORE 717 FRENCH STREET 452-3364 on the national, state and com munity level. He is currently involved in a study on drug abuse and alcoholism in our community area. When Dean Lane has free time, which would seem like never, he enjoys ballet and opera. Dean Lane would like to extend “best wishes to everyone for the holiday season. 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