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Classes for the Winter Term 1975 will officially end Wednesday, February 26. Final examinations will be held on
Thursday and Friday, February 27 and 28, as scheduled below.
Students are reminded that the final examination is an integral part of the course, and failure to attend could result
in the student's failing the entire course, regardless of the quality of the course work submitted before that date. In
accordance with Section 3-4 of the Senate Regulations, a student who is absent from a final examination for a cogent
reason may have his grade deferred upon the authorization of the Dean of Faculty.
Any student with two or more final examinations at the same time should file a request for a*conflict examination
at the time and place specified in advance by the instructor for the course. Any student with three or more
examinations on the same day may file a similar request, and conflict examinations will be arranged if feasible
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 27
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Did you know that everything Outer Space" album, it became
you know is wrong? Well, that's obvious that these fellows were
what the Firesign Theatre sez on on the verge of a great scientific
their latest LP, "Everything You break-through. Consider these
Know Is Wrong." Ever since Phil little-known facts: Dogs flew
Austin's "Roller Maiden's From space ships! The Aztecs invented
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The rules will still be broken.
What difference does it really
make in the number of hours you
break visitation especially since
the RA's are not hasseling you?
3 A couple can't have any
privacy during the day. You know
that lump that's supposed to be in
the other bed in your room. It's
called a roommate. Guess what?
They even have feelings. Yes,
they even value their privacy.
I find all of these reasons weak.
Granted there are dozens of other
reasons, but I think Jeff Johnston
hit the nail on the head when he
said, "We can't do anything
without power" at a meeting last
Tuesday night.
That's the issue. Power, the
ability to say "We finally got
Kochel to break down and give in
to us." Big deal!
Why can't you, the student
body, get as active in issues that
are more constructive and im
portant to you?
There isn't a person on this
campus who hasn't sworn to
himself at the state of our so
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Course
Hist 17
Phys 151
Ph ys 202
Ph ys 265
Ph Sc 8
QBA 102
Soc 1
Biol 210
EE 816
EG 10
Fr 21
PI Sc 3
RI St 19
Soc 1
Cmp Sc 1
Hist 17
Hist 18
PI Sc 1
Soc 19
Ph ys 203 204
Pol Sc 14
Psy 2
Psy 2
Soc 1
Cmp Sc 1
Acctg 102
Biol 13
EE 814
E Mch 812
PI Sc 17
Biol 11
EE 51
EE 815
Psy 2
Psy 431
Acctg 802
Anthy 31
Anthy 45
Bioch 41
EE 819
IE 815
Building Desingations:
B-Behrend Science Building
N-Nick Building
called library. Well, just how
many- of you realize the ad
ministration had several
members of the Congress here
last year talking them into
passing a bill allocating money to
Rehrend for the new library? It
passed all right. All the way to
Shapp's desk, where it died not
two months ago. Where were you
then?
Another more constructive
issue than visitation is the funding
from main campus for student
activities. Again, all of you have
complained there is nothing to do
on campus. Well, with increased
funding, things can be done. If any
of you actually read Paul Cor
bran's Editorial Opinion in early
January, you may recall that the
money allocated per student has
gone down over the years. Now
that's ridiculous with the cost of
everything going up.
Come on Behrend. Now that
your awake, finally, how about
growing up? You do have power
use it on something con
structive and not petty gripes.
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By Tom Stanger
Behrend Callegion
I nsturctor
Ellenberger
Frankforter
B. Scott
B. Scott
K. Hagenbuch
Balmer
Heyd
Parco
Cunningham
Golembiewski
Grode
Hovanyecz
Cottle
Frankforter
Parco
Grode
Hovanyecz
Frankforter
Schnitter
Yena
Barnett
Baker
Yena
Hail
Mizusawa
Parco
H. Wilson
Monahan
Cunningham
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Grode
Cottle
Spector
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H. Neumann
Fryer
Mizusawa
Monahan
Koib
Kolb
Wicken
Neumann
H. Wilson
vacations! Men and women are
the same sex! Our forefathers
took drugs! Your brain is not
the boss! Or at least that's what
Professor Harry Cox says.
But of course, no Professor in
his right mind would make these
claims without empirical proof.
So to support his argument he
presents' such irrefutable data as
rare recordings of "Gas Music
from Jupiter," and an amazing
trip with host Bob Hind and his
guests Buzz and Bunng
Crumhunger down the Colorado
River to an Alien Village where
they eat moss and dance Fren
ziedly and are thereby converted
into aliens themselves. And these
aren't occult kooks! As Prof. Cox
says, "I know these people."
The album also includes such
"invaluable" ultra-secret in
formation as the steps to take
when you sight an alien. 1) Drop
under the seat of your plane and
look away. 2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If ther are no eyes, avoid all
contact. The Air Force warns us
that if we doubt the validity of
these suggestions, we are
probably hallucinating.
The high point of the album is
when Prof. Cox and a group of
residents of the Hellmouth Nudist
Trailer Park have their beautiful
Travelqueen trailer towed by
thirteen seekers to the site of a
giant hole in the Arizona Desert
into which that famous daredevil .
Rebus Kneebus is about to jump.
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-. By Rosa Myers *
4.- . Cancer *
Note: This is the eleventh in a
series of weekly articles.
The sign Cancer is ruled by the
moon, a changeable, feminine,
receptive planet. The Cancer
individual is commonly known as
the mother of the Zodiac. His first
instinct is to care for others. He is
a protective, possessive, sen
sitive person, often moody and
occasionally stormy. He views
mankind as a parent views a
child.
He is the keeper of secrets.
Unlike Scorpio whose secrets are
his own, a Cancer guards the
secrets of others. He is the con
fidant of many. He doesn't mind
listening to your problems even
though they may occasionally
drain him. He loves to have
people ask for his help. He likes to
be needed. But no matter how
much of your private self you
reveal to him, he will rarely, if
ever, reveal himself to you.
He is ruled by his emotions. A
Cancer would rather feel than
think because his feelings are
something he understands very
well. He is not a rational being.
His planet, the changeable moon,
keeps him in a constant state of
flux. So you will rarely find him
taking a firm stand on anything
unless it affects his home,
family, or loved ones. Home is
very important to a Cancer.
Home is his fortress. It is the
place from which he seeks solace
and comfort. He centers a lot of
his activities around his home. He
won't be especially fond of
traveling. He feels that
everything he will ever need or
desire is within his home.
The Cancer man, if he lets you,
is very easy to love. He will
rarely escape marriage. In fact.
he probably wants to be married.
Pyromania
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staff in saying thank you, Linda,
and may you have the best of luck
in the future.
P.S. To Mr. Kirk : If anything in
last weeks issue of the paper was
derogatory towards Mike Woods'
letter, it wan't meant that way.
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He enjoys being spoiled and
fussed over and since he is
usually affectionate and
responsive he has little trouble
soliciting female companionship.
He sometimes takes on the role of
"big brother" in his relationships
with women. A few warnings
though.
He can become extremely
possessive and vindictive. And
not always in his romantic
relationships. You have to be
careful with. a Cancer man
because it is very easy to let him
into your heart, but it can be hell
trying to get him out.
The Cancer woman is a soft
woman. Very sensitive and
moody, but extremely feminine.
Men find her especially appealing
because she is usually warm and
responsive. I suppose she is what
some men try to put into words
when they use the term, "a
mothering woman." She is the
woman who patches you up and
puts you together again when you
become all unstrung. She en
courages, scolds, and fusses,
always lovingly. During her
worst moments, she is what is
known as a bitch. But she isn't
often like that unless she's
unhappy or neglected. The love
she offers is a choice blend of
caring, protecting, and nurturing.
Some Cancers: Sue Harris,
Jimmy Hahn, Jimmy Stewart,
Mindy Fineberg. Angela Detlev,
Terry Alcorn, and Rick Malkin.
Instructors: Ed Onorato, and
Philip lobst.
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