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Here I am to offer you some compelling advice from someone who has seen ing down to put it on and take advantage of gravity). More than likely, a person will give into a new experience with someone they trust and know better than just the small talk they engaged in over a couple of victorious games of beer pong. But what happens when your partner brings out the gag balls, whips and vibra tors? Now you're on a whole new playing field. Person ally, the thought of gag balls completely turns me off, but there are some people into that kind of shit. I did a little digging on adamandeve.com and I found a variety of fun 1 , fois I 6. 4 Night 4 4, N i s 'lll6psl l lB- 1 A 1111 V I both sides of the argument; someone who has seriously thought about transferring to both University Park and other colleges, and who has talked to a variety of students who both love and hate the Penn State University Park appeal. The first bit of advice for anyone on the fence between University Park and Behrend would be to stay at Behrend. Many students, especially Behrend students for some odd, particular reason, get lost in the giant fish tank of main campus. The one-on one, small classroom appeal of a smaller college is very i ( Veut i /tat 4teeil r run, &dee* eted, 7 new play toys, although, to be honest, some of them looked pretty damn intimidating. For example, this particular site offers vibrators ranging from .5" to 12" in length and < 1" to 4"+ in width. Functions var ied as well, selling anything from anal stimulators to wire less remote. The fun isn't over yet, though. Consumers even have the opportunity to pick the material of the toy. A few options are latex, ny lon, realistic and glass. Yes, that's right, I said glass. You know, that stuff that shatters into tons of little pointy piec es when broken. Why you would stick a glass object into any opening in your body is beyond me. 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If you're in a relationship, I say bring it out whenever you need a little spice in your sex life. There's nothing wrong with spontaneous play, as toys and the like are one way to keep things unpredictable and to renew the romance. If you're not in a relationship, howev er, take caution before throw ing something like a sex sling at your partner. For those of you riding solo, I'd suggest only one thing: DO NOT play with yourself with your room mate in the room. There is nothing more disturbing than listening to someone else go to their happy place. Other than that, have at it. So, fellow students, I'll leave you with a few parting words of wisdom. If you're going to experiment with o stay or to go. There are always a few stories of people transferring back to Behrend every year from Uni versity Park for various rea sons, and there always will be. Those who were forced to transfer often said they wish they could have finished their collegiate years at Behrend. One last interesting trend I have noticed from my travels to State College is that a lot of students originally from Beh rend continue to hang out and stick together with each other after transferring. The rea soning behind this is some what expected, but rumors spark up from time to time about students from Univer 0 I him objects in the bedroom, do it with someone you trust. If the situation ends up in disaster, it could lead to a pretty awk ward moment of eye contact on campus. With new part ners, keep your pocket puss ies/penises concealed. And most importantly, always be sure to clean your sex toys after playing with them. After all, no one wants to play with used toys. - 7-"ot-le y 1 f sity Park not being welcom ing to transfer students. This would certainly explain why Behrend students tend to stay clumped together post-trans fer. In the end, this is the de cision of each individual stu dent. If it is your dream to attend Penn State University, then by all means transfer and don't look back. But for those of you under constant worry about the situation, take into consideration some of the arguments brought up in this article and make sure your decision is made with 100 percent confidence be fore it is too late to turn back. (adamandeve com)
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