BRANDON BOYD opinion editor If you have browsed Face book within the past week, it is likely that you have seen statuses such as "I like it on the chair" or "I like it on the floor." No, the people posting these statuses are not revealing inti mate details about their per sonal lives: it is part of a new Facebook status trend that women are partaking in to raise breast cancer aware ness. And yes, it is supposed to be sexually suggestive. The point of the statuses are to grab the attention of Facebook users during the month. However, I cannot help but to think that the statuses are grabbing attention for all the wrong reasons. Yes, I find them funny, but I would not associate them with breast cancer at first glance. Any at tention is good attention, I guess. Having lots of friends" is great BRANDON BOYD opinion editor As of this writing, I cur rently have 367 Facebook friends. Those of you reading may have more -- I've seen people with several thousand friends. The term "friend" is one I use loosely. I probably talk to maybe 50 of my friends on a regular basis. Probably even less, honestly. Most of the others are either acquaintances or people I've met once or twice. There are also the group of athletes I send friend requests to. Current Penn State players that I am "friends" with in clude Chaz Powell, Derek Success of Moss trade contingent on Favre BRANDON BOYD opinion editor Randy Moss is back in Min nesota after five years. As Joe Biden might whisper into Barack Obama's ear: "This is a big fucking deal." The trade for Moss has put new life into the Super Bowl hopes of the Minnesota Vikings. The Vikings are cur rently 1-2, coming off of their early bye week. Their quarter back, Brett Favre, was playing as well as his age would sug gest he would, and quite hon estly, the team lacked heart. Enter the stint (or maybe quadruple bypass) that is Randy Moss. 4701 College Drive, Erie PA 16563 Reed 3 iv - B Editor-in-Chief: Connor Sattely editorOpsu edu Managing Editor: Adam Fracassi alsssB9@psu.edu Web Editor: Stephen Fyfitch stlso26@psu.edu Business Manager: Dan Whiteford djws236@psu.edu Faculty Advisor: Inkyu Kang iukl4@psu.edu Marketing Manager Katie Cook klcs293@psu.edu I like it on the newspaper ATlNdilipg si;) Let me say that I support the statuses -- they are humor ous and any support for breast cancer awareness is good by me. Still, there has to be a better way of doing it. It might not be as flashy, but a simple "I support breast cancer awareness" would work. It likely would not grab as much attention as "I like it on the stairs," but it gets to the point and lets the status reader know what they sup port. Then again, maybe I am taking it too seriously. After all, it is Facebook. Since we have breast cancer awareness statuses, I am HOW IS IT POSSIBLE NAT VOU HAVE 203 FAGEBooK FRIENDS AND HAVE NO FRIENDS IN REAL LIFQ MMI ~~ r Moye, Graham Zug, Stephfon Green, and Curtis Dukes. I am also friends with former Penn State players Lavar Arrington, Jared Odrick, and Andrew Quarless. Cur rent NFL play ers I am friends with: Darrelle Revis, Donte Whitner, Jairus Byrd, Jacoby Jones, LaMarr Woodley, Nate Byham and Scott McKillop This is not to brag - these people would not know who I was if I spotted them my first name and my hometown. However, it does show the "I think this is going to be a fun ride," Moss told ESPN. "I'm very fortunate to be back home where it all started." While Moss may be glad to be back where it all started, Minnesota's Super Bowl dreams start and end with the man in the number four jer sey. Thus far, the play of Favre has been abysmal. His quar terback rating is just 20 better than his age. He has thrown just two touchdowns, com pared to six interceptions. To be fair, the talent of the Vikings wide receivers is not the greatest. While Percy Harvin is talented, he was hampered by migraines in the THE BEHREND BEACON News Editor: Katie Duffy keds2ll@psu.edu Sports Editors: Elese Merkovsky eams2l7@psu.edu Alec Italiano ajsso37@psu.edu Opinion Editor: Brandon Boyd thinking we could expand it. A lot of women (and yes, some men) die of breast can cer, but there are other ill nesses that people die of too. We seem to have more ill nesses and diseases than col ors - we should devote a status once a month to a cause we support. If they're humorous, great. The "I like it..." statuses have helped breast cancer aware ness gain attention during this month. With a clever status, we could see a rise in atten tion for diseases such as Autism, Chron's, Macular De generation, and more. What we're on now, though, beauty of Facebook - being able to connect with those who you would never other wise have the chance to. I don't creep on these ath letes by checking their every status and post. I do like saying that I am "friends" with them, even though saying so is a little misleading. It's also a nice little ego boost to say that you have 367 friends. Maybe it's not true; maybe you never talk to any one in real life. On Facebook, pre-season, and makes for a better second or third receiver than a first. Sidney Rice, their normal number one receiver, is out with a hip injury. The Vikings' other receivers, Bernard Berrian and Greg Ca marillo, do not exactly inspire fear into the opposing second ary. With the new acquisition of Moss, there is no excuse for Favre. He has a top target who, although on the tail-end of his career, is still very, very good. Tom Brady got to the Super Bowl with him just a few years ago - he can make the difference on a team. And that's why the Super Bowl hopes of the Vikings Editorial Bo bmbs29o@psu.edu Culture Editor: Shannon Ehrin sbesol7opsu.edu Senior Layout Editor Evan Koser emksllo@psu.edu Showcase Editor: Nathan Carter nrcso69@psu.edu Copy Editors: Julie Morrissey imm6l64@psu.edu Lindsey McCoy Igmso4o@psu.edu Videographer: Mike Fultz mjls2o4@psu.edu Photo Editor: Stephen Fyf itch stfso26@psu.edu Asst. Photo Editor Amanda Snyder ams6l22@psu.edu Engineering Editor Ryan Frankowski rsl.sos4@psu.edu is breast cancer. One thing be sides the "I like it" statuses that I really like is when peo ple make their profile's pink, or post a pink ribbon to their wall. Still, as I've said, the joke has been successful. It has brought an awareness to breast cancer in a way that the Susan G. Komen Breast Can cer Foundation probably couldn't. It's reaching the youth on a social media dom inated by them. Though they will likely not be affected by the disease for quite a long time (hopefully never), it cre ates awareness for younger generations. OC I PAOMI CA*)(irxrs c ,t,,; vi , • it doesn't matter. In fact, on Facebook, it seems like the most talkative people are those who are quiet in real life. My advice might be horri ble, but I'm going to say it anyway: friend as many peo ple as you can. No, don't go searching the phonebook for people to friend. But if you know 'em, add 'em. As the title says, having a lot of Facebook friends is great. It gives you a lot of posts to read, games to play, and time to waste. Feel free to add me as a friend too. After all, the more friends the better, right? rests on Old Man Favre. If he plays well and distributes the ball to his receivers, they can go far. If he continues to play how he is, the team will blow up: Moss will fight with the coach, with Favre, and the whole team will take an even bigger nosedive. There is no "C" grade for this trade: it's an "A" if they win the Super Bowl, an "F" for any other outcome. I would expect to see Favre turn it around, and if he does, there is a decent chance you will see the purple and yellow holding up silver at the end of the year. Telephone: (814) 898-6488 Fax: (814) 898-6019 Business Editor: Arica Christman axc9Bl@psu.edu Humanities Editor Alt Heitzenrater alhs369@psu.edu Science Editor: Ryan Gula rggso29@psu.edu New technology I can tell you right now: there is not a moment in my day when I or anyone else has not used some form of tech nology, whether it be a laptop, a cell phone, a camera, an iPod, etc. Our generation is immersed in a society where we depend on something that can do things for us electronically. We have portable cameras which digitally record videos and pictures that can be up loaded and saved onto com puters in a matter of minutes, and now cell phones can do the exact same thing! Our laptops have built-in cameras that allow us to take pictures and video chat with friends and family. They auto matically update themselves with what they need, and they inform you if there is some thing wrong with it. Even the new iTouch is pretty much the same thing as an iPhone, and it has two cameras on it. Have you noticed that what we want is never enough? We always want something newer, cooler, and faster and it never lasts more than maybe a few months at most? I mean, obviously one camera was not enough for a phone, talking to a person without seeing their face for a few minutes is not acceptable. Also, having to wait until you can reach a computer to find out that your friend publicly announced via FB status that The future of radio ASHLEA INNISS stall writer The podcast is the greatest thing in entertainment since the iPod and if for the rest of my life I had to live with only one source of entertainment, I would choose podcasts. For those of you who don't know what a podcast is, it is basically a radio show. In my experience, they typically consist of two or more hosts discussing random topics that all fit under one broad theme. My all time favorite pod cast, "The Sick and Wrong Podcast," is a weekly compe tition to find the most sick and wrong news story in the world. I've listened to this podcast since its beginning in 2006 and over the years it has covered everything from in fanticide to cannibalism. Needless to say, it is not for the faint of heart. If that's not your thing, no worries! There is literally a podcast out there for every one. Want to learn Italian? There's a podcast for that! Do you like "World of Warcraft?" Ed tonal Policies Additional copies can be purchased with permission of the editor-in-chief for $1.50 each. Any letters intended for publication must be addressed to bmb52904, psu.edu, be no more than 350 words, and include the writer's name and phone number. 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MEL HOUGH staff writer Well ladies and gentlemen, your voice has been heard, and yet, surprisingly, it is still not enough. It still isn't fast enough (even though your phone Google's things faster than my laptop in my room), it is so old (even though it came out about a week ago), or I don't like the color (...re ally people?). The fact is that there is always something that could be better, and truth be told, it will never happen...or will it? I read about this last year, and completely forgot about it until this past weekend when a friend of mine showed me a You Tube video about it. It is called The Sixth Sense, and has completely put to shame everything that has ever been created for our use. This new piece of technology can do all the things I have always wished one single, portable, light weight piece of metal and plastic can do. It does so much I cannot write it all out, so you should see it yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watc h?v= mzKmGTVmqJs& feature=related Go to youTube.com and type in "Pranav Mistry (a' TED; The Sixth Sense pt 1" It lasts a total of about 15 minutes, but it is an unbeliev able technological advance ment that will, undoubtedly, alter new technological ad vancements forever. But will THIS be enough? There's a podcast for that! Maybe you just get a kick out of listening to everyday people argue, drink, and dis cuss current events. There's more than one podcast for that. There are even podcasts for astronomy lovers and people who have questions that only a ninja can answer. It is ab solutely ridiculous that more people don't listen to podcasts and that they don't get more publicity, especially because podcasts are free. Subscribing to a podcast takes as much time and costs as much money as following somebody on Twitter or subscribing to somebody on You Tube. So I'm calling you out! Go to iTunes, search through the pages of pod casts, and be entertained! If you don't have iTunes, don't fret! Make your way to www.podcastalley.com or podcast.com and enjoy. There's a whole world of free entertainment out there and it's waiting for you to dis cover it. So what are you wait ing for?