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Finally a webcam for
blurry images of people in a building I used to frequent.
, you've got competition. Who'll want to see the dog on a skate
footage of (he lion statue? Or a distant shot of the REDC. Or the
this webcam. Somebody walked from the REDC to the Junker
gone 10 the parking lot; I hate it when it ends in a cliffhanger.
he sat down, then get this..,He ate it! Right there at a table in
students will go to these lengths for entertainment. A girl in a bulky
later she had a cameo at Bruno's; it's great to see her career tak-
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Improv and plays, who wants to see that besides people who
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Jeremy Korwek Aries (March
Part-Time Astrologer 21-April 19):
jdksoo9@psu.edu No huge life
changes now. Those stitches haven’t
healed up yet. Thanks for the kidney.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’re in a
mischievous mind-set, and your imagina
tion is expansive. But no matter how fun it
might be, covering the dean's house in a
giant gelatin mould is a bad idea.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): You're exempt
from modem problems. Thank goodness
you decided to runaway and join the
Amish
Cancer (June 22-July 22): Most of the
feelings your loved ones are expressing to
you are not being conveyed in words.
They’re being conveyed in punches and
kicks to the head while you're curled up in
the fetal position, make sure your health
insurance is paid up. P.S. Try returning that
CD you borrowed. .
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Look into the mir
ror, take note of what you see. Because
come tomorrow all that will have changed.
It's up to you to make the best of it.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): The one thing
you can count on is that today will not
unfold as it was supposed to. Instead, it
will unfold like it was supposed to yester-
ance as "not dull" or, heaven forbid, "active."
It's a good thing they didn't put that in a lecture hall, someone might log chi and get an education they
didn’t pay for, pirating out professors' power point side shows. Students would skip class and just learn
from their dorms. Then how will they tell their children that they had to walk up and down a snow-cov
ered hill to get an education?
I asked some of my new L.A. friends what they thought of Bebrend.
"Why's all that coke just in piles on the ground?" Asked Sunny Lppez, a movie producer and aficiona
do of fine powdered goods, "Someone could seU it.”
"Why's everyone just sitting around?" Asked Skipdog, club promoter and guy who knows a guy, "Why
don't they go to one of the many nearby clubs or parties?"
"I could make a show out of this." Said Dick Zoot, Reality TV "writer" and obsessed fan of 1940 s style
lingo, "Those dames need to lose the coats and show off die gamssee?Then whoever gets the most text
votes gets to leave town at tee end of the season."
Finding this webcam in my search for Behrend themed TV hasawje me feel even closer to my former
home. I immediately felt like I needed to get farther Grom myfomerhome. Do they have the Internet in
Hawaii yet?
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day.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23): You like to
appear self-contained, but be careful not to
be smug about others' help. Those techni
cians are there to make sure you don't go
super-critical.
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): If you get what
you want, great. If you don't, no big deal,
right? Wrong, you've waited to long for
what you want, It’s time-say the words.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): When
someone lights up your life, you never
want to change the bulb. It’s good thing
too. Those compact fluorescents are expen
sive.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Happiness
depends on your daily routine. If your day
starts off by running away from some girl’s
father, who happens to be shooting at you,
you might not be the happiest guy around.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The qualities
you bring to your day are what amplify
your luck. So grab the rabbit’s foot, seven
leaf clover and a horse shoe. You’ll need
them.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): The pressure
to finish a project at a certain time will
bring out your inner genius. Unfortunately
for the world, your inner genius is Dr.
Strangelove.
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