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WWE: Professional Wrestling - World's Worst Entertainment?
By Ryan Gallagher
contributimi ‘‘nter
The topic has been discussed and
analyzed by thousands in an attempt
to answer a simple question
Why?
While I do not possess any knowledge on the
subject. I do know that there is no good reason for
half naked. grown men to he fake-fighting for an
audience that consists of children and strange men.
Either put some clothes on or hit each other. please.
1 suppose 1 can see the reason that many younger
children become involved with the wrestling fad for
Wrestling is not a
sport or a compe
tition; it's theater
in the worse pos-
sible form.
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the simp e reason
that they are still in
their youth and are
verN ignorant to
ever thing and any-
If wu're still
watching wrestling
Once you hit your
teens, I think it's
time to pick a new
hobby or start a col
lection of good
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Friday, April 6, 2007
your life," said one fan
"Wrestlemania - is a special event where one has
to actually pay extra to view it in their home. This
means that there are Americans throughout the
country that are paying to sit in front of a television
to watch big guys pretend to wrestle. I have a great
offer to those of you that fall into this category.
Next year, when it's time for Wrestlemania, just call
me up because I know who wins. Ready? No one.
No one wins. You can't win at something that does-
n't exist
Wrestling is not a sport or a competition; it's the
ater in the worse possible form. The wrestlers are
the actors and the ring is the stage. The director is
non-existent because it's just a bunch of chaos.
And don't forget the audience. The audience is cru
cial to every wrestling event because they bring
signs. What is the deal with all the signs? The
actors aren't reading them because they're probably
illiterate and the people at home already changed
the channel, so put the 7394 signs that you made
away.
If you are a wrestling fan and I am offending you,
I am not sorry, but I would like to offer you help.
The next time a wrestling event appears on the tube,
do anything else except watch the program, and it
will be better for you. Simply pressing the power
button and staring at a blank screen will solve all
problems. If you still need help, a career in
wrestling is a very promising one. Have fun.