Jackie Cavicchio, A & E Editor behrcolls@aol.com Bada-bing! America's by David Bianculli New York Daily News Sixteen months between original epi sodes of 11130's mob drama "The Sopra nos" is a criminally long time to wait. But the series, which returned Sunday night at 9 EDT, is worth it. The drama inhabits such a rich and fully realized universe that I'd gladly wait for the privilege of spending time with these unpredictable and unforgettable characters. The first four episodes of the fourth sea son were provided for preview, and I en joyed them all immensely. Fickle viewers may feel a lot of scenes meander aimlessly or have no point, but "Sopranos" loyalists will look at the same scenes and be re warded with subtle references to past inci dents or richly textured moments spent with favorite supporting characters. In Sunday's season opener, for example, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" by Daniel J. Stasiewski staff writer Upon entering this world everyone is given the gift of a family and a culture. Unfortu nately, an inherited life doesn't offer a return policy. Short of a name change and enrollment in the witness protection pro gram, you're forever stapled to a particular fam ily unit and its traditions. With this reality comes "My Big Fat Greek Wed ding'", a romantic comedy of grand proportions. This hysterical sleeper hit takes cheap shots at not just Greek families, but family life in general. While the fluttery romance goes right to the heart, it also provides breathing room for the uncontrol lable laughter that makes "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", a big fat hit. Thula (Nia Vardalos) is 30 and single, which is hard enough without having a huge Greek family anxiously awaiting the emergence of Greek boyfriend, a Greek wedding, and little Greek children. Her life as a waitress in the family restaurant is obviously going nowhere, so Toula ven tures into black-sheep territory and enrolls in college. If this search for independence wasn't enough, Toula ends up finding lan. "Barbershop" by Steven Rea Knight Ridder Newspapers A movie about giving and getting respect - and giving and getting a good haircut - "Barbershop" is a stage-y but likeable ensemble piece set on Chicago's south side, in a clip-and-shave storefront that's long been the cornerstone of the predominantly black neighbor hood. Directed by Tim Story (music videos and two low-budget indies) with much coming and going - and quite a bit of Spike Lee's 1983 short, "Joe's Bed-Stuy Barbershop: We Cut Heads," showing its influence - the film boasts a cast that's a lot better than the character sketch screenplay deserves. Ice Cube is solid as the second-genera tion barber, Calvin Palmer, who has inherited the shop and its 1 - not to mention its debts- James Gandolfini's Tony hears a rustling in the bushes by his pool. He looks up, smiling in childlike anticipation, but is dis appointed to see it's only a squirrel. That's all that happens in that scene- but it echoes the very first episode of "The Sopranos," when Tony was shown feed ing a family of ducks that had descended on his back yard- and to a subsequent analysis with Lorraine Bracco's Dr. Melfi of the ducks' symbolism in Tony's dreams. It's just a moment, and a little one at that. Yet it resonates deeply for viewers able to put it in context - and, on Sunday night, many millions will. Many of the little moments this season turn out to have greater impact with each new episode. A toss-away joke in one show becomes a motive for violence in another; a flirtatious hand on a leg, or an innocent turn on the dance floor, leads to a lot more as time goes by. Fear not: I refuse to spoil any major, or lan (John Corbertt) is handsome, charming, and even works with kids as a high school teacher. He would be perfect...if he were Greek. Toula tries to hide her romance from the family, but their network of eyes can see beyond the walls of the little Greek diner. Once word of lan makes it to daddy, Toula gets fed up with the Greek tradi tions and prepares to leave her family for the man she loves. lan, recognizing the importance of her strong family bond, won't let her just disappear. Instead, he goes to every extreme in order to become a member of her Greek family. It may sound a tad bit cliché, but "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" is laugh-out loud funny. As a matter of fact, once I started laughing, I had trouble stopping. from his late dad. Calvin struggles between his sense of responsibility to keep the business afloat and his dreams of bigger and better things, like running a recording studio out of his house Working the chairs at Calvin's - or sometimes just sitting in them shooting the breeze - are Eddie (Cedric the Entertainer), an old-timer with an opinion on everything; Jimmy (Sean Patrick Thomas, from "Save the Last Dance"), a college kid with impe rious airs; Ricky (Michael Ealy), a twice-convicted felon trying to on the straf A-and-narrow; Friday, September 20, 2002 avorite television even minor, surprises in this year's "Sopranos" installments. The nov elistic way these stories unfold, and the superb way they're enacted by this stupendous cast, demand the re spect to allow viewers to savor each treat for themselves. I will say, though, that the second episode contains two scenes that made me gasp in shock- one involv ing a police interrogation, and one involving a Soprano family member who dares confront Tony directly. And it's not ruining anything to note that the new season, after such a long period between installments, reflects not only the passage of time, but the events of Sept. 11. The shot of the World Trade Center has been removed from the opening credits (the Twin Towers used to be visible during Tony's drive on the New Jer sey Turnpike), and Bobby (Steven The incessant hysterics are in part due to the undeniable resemblance this family has to all families. Though writer (and star) Nia Vardalos doesn't hesitate to lampoon Greek tradi- sofa cover ings, mom and dad, aunts and uncles, and each of the many cousins are the most inviting part of this film. This is a family you secretly want. Let's face it; this rampant intimacy in some way hits home for each and every au dience member. Now, there are some silly, down right slapstick moments. Are they funny? Without a doubt. The only problem is the borderline-sitcom humor makes a network television pick-up for an actual half-hour primetime sitcom inevitable. When Isaac (Troy Garity), a Marshall Mathers-like white kid who walks the walk and talks the talk, but never has a customer, and Terri (hip hopper Eve), a tough cookie who puts up with all the guy talk, but can't abide the fact that somebody's always stealing her apple juice. For comic relief, there are R. Schirripa) talks to Tony about the terrorist attacks, trying to pass on an urban legend but botching it hilari- "Quasimodo predicted all this," he tells Tony insistently. David Chase, creator of "The So pranos" and the writer of the season's opener (directed by Allen Coulter), made me laugh out loud _ and I never thought I would ever find anything humorous about 9/11. The violence in "The Sopranos" is as unexpected, and effective, as the comedy. Things happen in these first four shows that are brutal and remind you of the despicably dark sides of these otherwise likable rogues. There's also an evil symmetry at work in the tapestry that Chase and company are weaving this season: Tony is not only being challenged at work and at home, but just as he tests "My Big Fat Greek Family" (the working title, I'm sure) premieres, the film's farce comedy will be inflated and the only thing separating the show from the film will be the film's splen did romance. The success of "Greek Wedding" lies in its winning trifecta of comedy, culture, and romance. When Nia Vardalos first puts her eyes on her costar John Corbertt, it's easy to see she has butterflies in her stomach, but it's even more spectacular to feel them, too. Their chemistry becomes more apparent in the most magnificent and fulfilling proposal scene ever to hit the screen. The passion that particular scene embodies is a testament to the outstanding class and talent of the leads, especially when the entire cast is so fantastic. If "Meet the Parents" was smarter and more personal, it would have been a lot like "My Big Fat Greek Wed ding". That's probably why I like this movie so much. Even with its well trod subject matter ("Father of the Bride", "Son-in-Law", etc.), "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" doesn't dive in, humor-first. The jokes, as obvious as they may be, wouldn't come off half as funny without a devoted family, an affectionate couple, and one Big Fat Greek Wedding. Note: tions, the jokes provide a cross-cultural humor every one can appre- What makes Toula's off the-wall fam- ily even more hilarious is its wacky lov ability. From the loud, flamboyant gatherings to subtle quirks like plastic My Big Fat Greek Wedding will be shown October 17 at 9:30 p.m. and October 18 & 19 at 10:00 p.m. in Reed 117. It is currently playing at Tinseltown. ***3 1/2 out of 4 Stars**** the numbskull exploits of JD (Anthony Anderson) and Billy (Lahmard Tate), a couple of crooks who heist an ATM from a corner grocery and then spend the rest of the movie lugging it around trying to smash it open. Keith David, as Lester, the natty local loan shark (powder-blue is his hue, from head to toe), has an oily charisma and a key role as Calvin's would-be financial saviour - or expeditor of his doom The cameras in "Barbershop" never miss an opportunity to linger on the backsides of Eve and the other actresses, and the humor can likewise be booty themed and blustery. But there are smarter scenes- and even a couple of quick-witted comic jabs at two sacred cows of the Civil Rights movement: Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King. The Behrend Beacon am! y is an underling by approving and ordering a mob hit, he is tested by someone put ting him in the same position. Finally, so many of the performances in this series are wonderful - among TV's very best right now - that anyone win ning a dramatic Emmy Award later this month should consider himself fortunate that the "Sopranos" cast was not eligible because of the show's year-long hiatus. They're all at the top of their game, playing off one another like pro athletes: Gandolfini as Tony, Edie Falco as Carmela, Joe Pantoliano as Ralph, Aida Turturro as Janice, Lorraine Bracco as Dr. Melfi, Michael Imperioli as Christopher, Tony Sirico as Paulie and Steven Van Zandt as Silvio. And that's just for starters. The list of other terrific performances could go on at twice the length - and singing the praises of "The Sopranos," so could I. CHECK IT OUT! OCAL COMEDY TROUPE `IN ALL SERIOUSNESS' will be performing "WHOSE LINE AT THE ROADHOUSE" AT THE Roadhouse Theatre 145 W. 11TH SHOW TIMES: FRIDAY, SEPT. 20 SATURDAY,SEPT. 21 SHOWS STARTS AT 8 PM GREAT PRICES $lO singles $l5 per couple Although it deals with issues of racial prejudice, class, sexism and crime," Barbershop" manages to keep things light and lively. That may make things sitcom-ish at times, but it's also part of the picture's charm. BARBERSHOP Produced by Robert Teitel, George Tillman, Jr. and Mark Brown, directed by Tim Story, written by Brown, Don D. Scott and Marshall Todd, photography by Tom Priestley, music by Terence Blanchard, distributed by MGM Pictures. Running time: 1 hour, 40 mins. Calvin Palmer/Ice Cube Eddie/Cedric the Entertainer Terri Jones/Eve Jimmy James/Sean Patrick Thomas Ricky Nash/Michael Ealy Parent's guide: PG-13 (profan ity, sex, comic violence) Page