Another reason not to A Playstation game console screams "Play mel" OKAGE: SHADOW KING System: Play Station 2 Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment Available: Now Putting its premise into words doesn't do justice to "OKAGE: Shadow King," Sony's wildly bizarre and imaginative role-playing game. Just know that the bad guy's name is Stan: he's your shadow, and your shadow is on a massive power trip. Everything else somehow falls into place in this artful game, which is loaded with wonderful characters, brilliant visuals and a fan tastically weird story. Some of "OKAGE's" challenges are so simple that you may wish you could skip them just to see what happens next, and you'll have to put up with the limited character development, the somewhat shal low gameplay and occasionally clunky battle controls in order to do so. "*•.O. "Wl= You may ask, "What's so special about Scooby Doo's `Scooby Snacks?" Well, have you ever noticed how Scooby HAS to have a Scooby snack? He'll do anything for them! I've seen him chase ghosts and hop on alligator's snouts for the luscious snack. In fact, his paws sometimes shake when he needs one. Why is this? Because Scooby snacks are a narcotic! It's true! Shaggy likes them, too, and he's the hippie out of the bunch. He must be on drugs. In all actual ity, Shaggy probably works the nightshift at the local 7-11 and has hallucinatory dreams about his made-up friends Fred, the gang and that talking dog, Scooby. We all know dogs can't talk. Hanna Barbera rules!!! Crossword ACROSS 1 In this place 5 Separate 9 Torn tickets 14 Above 15 Small combo 16 Painter Matisse 17 Packs heat 19 Ryan or Tatum 20 Waiting in the wings 21 Crow's cry 23 Picnic invader 24 SUV's ancestors 29 Irk 30 Iroquois tribe 33 Truck compartment 36 Cafeteria stack 38 Water pitchers 39 "Ben 40 "And I Love ___" 41Vegas 43 Ready to go 44 Delete 46 "Thou __ not " 48 A couple 49 Japanese horseradish 51 Climbing plants 53 Fire-safety device 58 Unruly group 60 Hanoi holiday 61 Figure of speech 62 Unsuitable 64 Became more severe 68 Kiel or Suez 69 Needle case 70 Rachel or Simon 71 Dawson or Gide 72 Latvian 73 Bump off DOWN 1 Tramps 2 Phenomenon 3 Ranch name in "Giant" 4 Listed mistakes 5 Sch. group 6 Schedule abbr. 7 Edge 8 Puccini opera 9 Carry a big stick 10 Sawbuck Kool Karl's Kraz © 2001 Tribune Media Services. Inc All rights reserved. Solutions 11 Superlatively apprehensive 12 Husk of grain 13 Sediment 18 Kissing game 22 Earlier 25 Fairy-tale monster 26 Draws closer 27 Sardonic 28 Innovative 31 Sketched 32 Concerning 33 Masticate 34 Surrounding glow 35 Parade group 37 Great Lake 42 Came down to earth 45 Newsman Donaldson 47 Concealed 50 Likable 'sos candidate? 52 Threaded 55 Of musical sounds 56 "Martha" or "Norma" 57 "I Am Woman" singer 58 Isinglass fasteners 54 Lucy's landlady PHOTO BY KARL BENACCI "Scooby Doo" 59 Son of Judah 63 _ excellence 65 Goddess of criminal folly 66 Same old same old 67 Mind the children r•iJI Friday November 9, 2001 go to class by Billy O'Keefe Knight Ridderffribune News Service Sony's "Kinetica" raises the innovation bar without forgetting that the point of a racing game is, ultimately, to race. The game eschews cars in favor of full-body racing suits, transforming the racers into a hybrid of human and machine (think Robocop, only with wheels for hands and feet). This adds some fancy footwork and a creative, if underutilized, stunt engine to the action, which is fairly easy to maneuver despite the game's often blazing pace. "Kinetica's" levels are inspired and attractive, and the racer models feature a chic mix of cloth, steel and skin. A create-a-rider feature would have increased the game's depth, but the rush of speed and sound mechanics give "Kinetica" a fun factor that won't soon get old. "Castlevania Chronicles" is not a new game, but rather a re-release of a 1986 PC title that never made it out of Japan. The visuals are largely un changed, and the gameplay resembles the old Nintendo Entertainment Sys tem titles. "Chronicles," priced cheap and available in limited quantities, is a fans-only affair, a classic game of "Castlevania" that eschews storytelling, character development and non-linear play. Casual fans will likely be turned off by these features, but old-school Castlevaniacs will enjoy the game's length and challenge factor, as well as the stylish bonus interview with "Castlevania" producer Koji Igarashi. Until the next big sequel arrives, con sider this Konami's way of saying thanks. If you are familiar with NBC's "The Weakest Link," you'll know what to expect from the game, which includes just about every ingredient of the popular game show. Each of the 24 contestants have a full range of voice samples that best come into play when players are voted off the show, and host Anne Robinson naturally has a few cracks at her disposal as well. The game itself is what you see on television and is handled well, boasting a library of 100,000 questions. "Link" also allows seven players to go play at once, making for great party game for all garners. Love it or hate it, "Link" is as faithful as a game can be to the real thing. Korner! Anyone caught sleeting hart's Ideas wi(t 1)e at tacked 6y rabid Yetis and +hen, after being mauted, +hey wit( 6e thrown into a bite of tvianuremface down. We we(come your humorous submissions. Send them to Oehrconeao(scom The Weekly Funnies DITHERED TWiTS "You may sniff the bride." 44, j aind KINETICA System: Play Station 2 Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment Available: Now CASTLEVANIA CHRONICLES System: Play Station From: Konami Available: Now THE WEAKEST LINK Available: Play Station Publisher: Activision Available: Now 1 1 ""- We want your recipes! Send your submissions to behrcolls@aol.com. And don't cop out and raid your mom's recipe box. We want recipes from college students, for college students! PAUL fAI 6ONNA UM. WITH VOU. I WANT TO MT PAM WELL. AND NOT DO MN OF THAT GRUNT WORK HOST SUCKERS DO. I AVEy NO REAL EXPERIENCE. ENT WHAT'S TWIT Recipes for You! Fruit Soup Ingredients: 3 cups of fruit juice (orange, pineapple, apple, your choice) 1 banana 1/2 tsp. dried mint (or fresh equiv.) juice of 1 lemon 1 chopped peeled peach cup of cantaloupe 2 tsp. honey, or to taste 1 cup sour cream, yogurt (her choice) or buttermilk Preparation Puree in a food processor or blender Its summertime all over again! ,a,,.."~ ~, t-uation The Behrend Beacffit r' \ Horoscope*, 4:ct, To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. Aries (March 21-April 19) - Today is a 7 - You're a straightforward, honest person. With you, what people see is what they get. Right now, love and money both fit into that category. You can he confident and successful without telling everybody how you do it. Taurus (April 21)-May 20) - Today is a 5 - Don't expect much progress until later tomor row. You're locked in negotiations. Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Today is a 6 - OK, now it's time to really get serious. You may not get far, though. If the best you can do is to keep somebody from running all over you, that's good enough. Tonight, stay close to home. There's work to he done. Cancer (June 22-July 22) - Today is a 7 - Love is plentiful, but money is temporarily scarce. Put your heads together and come up with a plan. Doing without isn't so bad when you're doing it together. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) - Today is a 6 - Home is where your heart is tonight, and that's where your body should be, too. That may require a slight modification to your schedule, but it's worth the effort. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - Today is a 7 - An insider tip could help you find the perfect thing for your home. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct 22) - Today is a 6 - Be careful about what you say for the next few weeks. Let business take top priority. Learn to be a strategist. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) - Today is a 7 You're getting stronger, smarter and cuter. No everyone agrees with you yet, but don't let tha slow you down. Don't holler to convince them You'll win more votes with your smile. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - Today is a 7 - Conditions are changing again. Although you're exuberant and enthusiastic, it's best no to gloat. Keep recent victories to yourself, an. start planning your next move. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Today is a 7 - Your friends mean the world to you, eve though you rarely say so Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) - Today is a 6 You'll have to hold off for a little while longer There'll be too much opposition to your sug gestions. Instead of feeling squashed, tak; notes. If you address those issues, the oppoA tion will dissolve. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) - Today is a 7 - Your attention turns to a new idea or a ye attractive person. The two may even be linked But something is in the way. BY BI Page 11 ~,,,- A - , '''