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Sam's Club is located in Summit Plaza
by Karl Benacci
features co-editor
For many of us, college
takes up a lot of time and
money.
After paying for tuition
and books, there may not be
a lot of money left for all of
the others things that a
student may want to pur
chase.
So what does one do if
they want to buy such things
as food, computer games, or
music, yet they have a
limited budget?
The answer is simple. They
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ots in Erie
Sam's Club
can make a trip to Sam's
Club.
Sam's Club is in essence, a
huge warehouse that is
located in Summit Plaza
Why go to Sam's Club
instead of a normal supermar
ket? Well, Sam's Club is a
very unique place.
Sam's Club sells a majority
of their items bulk, which
means that an individual can
get more for their dollar.
They also have a great selec
tion of items, some of which
may be hard to obtain at other
stores.
Perhaps the only downside
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to Sam's Club is that a mem
bership is needed to be able
to buy from them. However,
with a membership, one is not
only entitled to low prices,
but free samples of many
different foods.
Aside from food, Sam's
Club also sells many popular
movies, CD's, and computer
programs, which usually have
considerably cheaper prices
than other stores.
Great products for cheap
prices definitely go hand in
hand, making Sam's Club a
definite Hot Spot in Erie.
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