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Chivalry is a forgotten art in today's
society. Although, so is expecting
chivalrous deeds. Why do women
feel the need to not allow men to open
dams, pay for dinner, or walk between
the woman and traffic while walking
on the sidewalk? Ladies, these are
things that you should expect from
men. When you get to a door, you
should wait for him to open it, even it
means waiting there all day. Sooner
or later he will catch on. Give us guys
the chance to be gentlemen. This is
what you want in the long run anyway.
With the lack of decent males out
there today, you should be supporting
the idea of chivalry. It's not about
domination or "brown nosing." Its
about courtesy and respect for the
mothers of our world.
It's time for you ladies to stop
complaining about men not having
manners. Take some action, and
dump those losers that you call
boyfriends. There are men out there
who will treat you as you want. And
ladles, don't dare complain and then
not allow a man to show that his
mama taught him manners.
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Admittedly, this is a tough one.
Chivalry is not dead, you just have to
know when and where to use iit.
Opening doors: car doors—yes.
Every door in the building, especially
when you have to kill yourself to get to it
before we do—not so much. It makes
us feel like a lady when you go out of
your way for us. It probably goes back
to the days when Og clubbed small
dinosaurs and brought them back to
Oggette. But unless you are dating
some sort of princess-in-training, we will
not be offended if we have to open our
own doors occasionally.
Paying for dinner: if you are rich and
she is poor, feel free to pick up the bill.
If both of you are poor, then suck up your
pride and let her drop a couple of dollars
on you. (Otherwise, you'll just have to
work more to cover dates, and we
already discussed time management
last week).
Strolling (that's walking for you guys):
always walk on the side of her that is
closest to the street so that you would
be the first line of defense if a car were
to careen out of control. This really
shows you care about our safety, and it
allows you to demonstrate your manly
protective skills.
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Aries (March 21 - April 19). Beware of three-legged monkeys bearing
strange gifts.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20). Be h0t....0h, yeah, and trendy
Gemini (May 21 - June 21). Set your standards low--become a horoscope
writer.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23). Try the smoked turkey at Bruno's
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Leo (July 24 - August 22). Expand your wardrobe--try a color besides gray
Blue doesn't count.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22). That place 15 miles away from us--yeah, it's really a
country. Pop quiz --who's the prime minister?
Libra (September 23 - October 23). Pumpkins: they aren't just for
breakfast anymore. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
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Scorpio (October 24 - November 21). Beware of strange men in foreign
countries.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21). Stupidity is contagious, be
careful who you spend time with.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19). Good idea: Be nice to border guard
Crossword
ACROSS
1 H.H. Munro
5 Perforation
9 Frightens away
14 Lena or Ken
15 Trebek of
"Jeopardy"
16 Hooded snake
17 Songs of the
people
19 Plus feature
20 Pliable
21 Ait
23 Church sister
24 Bribe
25 Golfer Ernie
28 Misbehaves
32 Pix about folk
33 Hyson or pekoe
34 Piglet
35 Press
36 Ex-QB Tarkenton
37 The Velvet Fog
38 Bear's lair
39 Move stealthily
40 Outer edges
41 Kingsley and
Cross
42 Water-storing
plants
43 Top shot
44 Exploit
45 Identifies oneself
to a computer
46 Yearning
47 Lamprey
48 Excess weight
49 Singer Lopez
51 Of the Far East
56 Double-reed
woodwinds
58 Penultimate book
of Old Testament
60 Superlatively
stink-o
61 Edgeless sword
62 British princess
63 Down-and-dirty
64 Unwanted lip
65 Finest
DOWN
1 Lenient
2 vera
3 Potter's oven
4 Uses a brayer
5 Use a pulley
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18). Do it!
Pisces (February 19 - March 20). Be your boring old self. I
mean, why not? People like you.
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6 Merlin of "Father
Murphy"
7 Floral ring
8 Tumors, once
removed
9 Skins on skulls
10 Stockings
11 Birthing branch of
medicine
12 Mineral vein
13 Took a chair
18 Tiny
22 Before long
26 Crude shelter
27 Reached the
brain?
28 Off course
29 Pick
30 Harassers
31 Huff and Houston
32 Sportscaster
Musburger
35 Puts on a
pedestal
36 Ensign
39 Nova ____
41 _ there, done that
to b
Solutions
44 Spunky Fleming
45 Whip strokes 55 Newsman
48 Confronts Huntley
50 Take a breather 56 Possess
52 United Emirates 57
____ constrictor
53 Prong 59 Nature watchdog
54 Woosnam and grp.
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2000