The% Akers So you were forced to travel like a nomad for hundreds of miles just to hear some good music this summer. Yeah, I know how tough tailgat ing can be. But if you didn't want to spend the hundred bucks for a live show, it's likely your summer lacked a decent soundtrack. After all, how many times can you listen to that Josie and the Pussycats LP? Fear not. That and other obvious cries for help are now being answered through the Fall release of new music. Here to help with the overload, is a comprehensive guide of what's to come. (And in case you missed them, we'll include a wrap of some of the summer's best shows next week.) Christina Aguilera, Mi Reflejo As if American overexposure wasn't enough torthe popprinC,s, Aguilera goes ba& to her t,atin , roots for her second musical endeavor. The CD will include Spanish versions of her U.S. hits, as well as a few new tracks. Como se diee...ooops? Barenaked Ladies, Maroon Anybody with working knowledge of Napster already got a sample cut of the Toronto band's new album. "Pinch" was posted a few weeks back, hut the buzz about the entire CD is still uncertain. Since Stunt's qua druple-platinum success, BNL may have their work cut out for them. Joan Osbourn, Righteous Love It's been five years since Rel ish, and despite countless setbacks (including creative differences and walking papers from her previous la bel), Osbourn rebounds with a pas sionate new album, full of soul and funk. Boyz II Men, Nathanial Michael Shawn Wanva In order to prove themselves as" real musi cians" most boy hands have taken to writing their own music. So it came as no surprise that this seasoned group would do the same on their first al bum in three years. Full of Boyz bal lads, NMSW hopes to stand out amidst the pop blitz. LL Cool J, G.O.A.T. Mr. Smith goes to...record stores? After 1997's Phenomenon, the come back kid returns with " a real urban rap album." Teamed with a group of rising producers, the new cuts offer an edgier side to the rap veteran. Madonna, Music The Material Mom, whose moment of Zen came with her quadruple-plati num alb waa Ray, of ,Ligilt,is back for .• the eighth tittle; priorOy No. 1 is getting ybit to shake s , 9tir groove thang. Madonna once again collabo rates with some of Light 's producers to create a frenetic disco album, full of funk and soul. Fastball, The Harsh Light of Day While many are quick to dis miss the band as a one-hit wonder after 1998's "The Way," The Texas group is betting that talent might just win over the cynics. Boasting musi cianship and slammin' hooks, the new album sounds great. Guess that's what was missing on the last one. Bjork, Selinasongs While the album serves as the soundtrack to Lars von Trier's Dancer in the Dark, six new tracks make this 32-minute collection a must-have for Bjork fans. Movies In the Mix 9/13 Bait 9/15 Birthday Girl 9 / 1 5 98 Degrees, Revelation Throwing their hat back in the boy band arena, the cp,t ! artet comes out Vhfthis fourth album, the Ohio crciOrt6is iely sOn ballads and 4 1.6 more of that dancernusic that makes everyone study the steps. Hey N'sync, this fall it's gonna be... 98 Degrees. Green Day, Warning After "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)," the popTurtk baud was feel ing a little tess pop or punk. Well, don't look fOt this sixth album to de fine the band either. With more acoustic guitars, Green Day prizes it self on taking the risk of being vul nerable. Radiohead, Kid A Oasis who? After 1997's OK Com puter transformed frontman Thom Yorke and the rest of the hand into England's rock heroes, anticipation of a follow-up was fierce. But the se quel album will have to succeed with out the benefit of radio air play, since the band has never received radio sup port. It's okay, their fan following wouldn't want them to sell out any way. But wait, there's more... The Corrs Rickie Lee Jones Tom Toni Club Aaron Carter Mark Knopfler Meat Puppets Kenny Chesney Jane Siberry Van Morrison Soul Asylum Sara Evans Merle Haggard Cherry Poppin' Daddies Fatboy Slim Jennifer Lopez Spice Girls ootie & the Blowfis Xzibit Alan Jackson Limp Bizkit, Chocolate Star fish and the Hot-dog Flavored Water The most pleasing Bizkit al bum yet as it finds fans on both sides of the,*octf-rap connection. Teamed with nap Producer Swizz Beatz and seasoned metalist Terry Date (Pantera and the Deftones), Chocolate Sailfish looks to be a precision-heavy album paying tribute to the kind of music Bizkit fans love best. New Rele Video Santana (Music Video) 9/12 This Is Spinal Tap 9/12 Everlast, Eat at Whitey's Featuring such assorted guests as Carlos Santana and Kurupt, Everlast plunges farther into the depths of a hip-hop guitarist with all the soul and blues such a crossbreed should have. Grace and mortality play a recurring theme in these episodic cuts of the musician's real life. U 2, All That You Can't Leave Behind Reunited with Joshua Tree produceis, the bt.tn‘legres bihind the pop and technO.:tfditiOns tat other ?4, bands are now thriving on.' - Going hack to what they do best, U 2 once again sounds like U 2, and that always sounds good. R. Kelly, TP-2.com Back to bump and grind you, Kelly ditches the "I Believe I Can Fly" ap proach and just gets dOWn business. With songs for men ("Feelin' on Your Booty") and women (there's one on there about scorned females), this al hum is one for the whole family. Wu-Tang, The W The New York-based rap group de fected to the West coast for their third album, titled The W. The secretive follow-up to 1997's two-disc set, Wu- Ting Forever, is keeping details about the project quiet. Although word is that 01' Dirty Bastard is definitely contributing to the project despite le gal entanglements Paul Simon Lyle Lovett Travis Tritt 1 0/ 1 0 Collective Soul 11/14 Sale he Offspring Ricky Martin, still untitl Richard Martin, as he may want us to refer to him, hypes a new, more "so phisticated" album. But Latin horns and steamy Love ballads-Xojinds like Ricky to me; With a hOStlii dance cuts and a little more pillow talk, it sounds like another reason to shake that bonbon. Did you not see the rest of Throw another quarter in the juke box, baby, because Fall albums are By Deanna Syrnoski on the way IKathie Lee The Allman Brothers Robbie Williams Shawn Mullins PJ Harvey Billy Idol Joe Jackson Lenny Kravitz Psychedelic Furs Megadeth Spin Doctors 11/21 Master P Ginuwine KC & JoJo Music the page? Usher, The Wonderful World of U What would U do to top your multiplatinum debut? U would create a theme. U would put this letter (U) in as many titles as it would fit and U would anticipate a great follow-up to your first endeavor. U would watch the album climb the charts and then U would research the alphabet for fu ture albums. Everclear, Songs From an American Movie Vol. Two: Good Times i for c& , Bad Attitude I was going tct`wnte a little summary of this new album', but after the title, do you really need one? Just in case, the album is reported to be a lot harder and more bad-ass than Vol. One, which was released only five months prior to this. Backstreet Boys, still untitled Backstreet's back! Sorry, how else was I supposed to start this one. Don't look for BSB to end world hunger or make world peace with this album. It's designed to do pretty much what Millennium did--sell records and make slumber parties a lot more rockin' ! Snoop Dogg, Last Meal Now that Snoop has left Death Row for No Limit, he is able to include a host of help on this new album, in cluding Master P. Hoping to recreate the success of 1993's Doggystyle, Snoop wants make 'em say "how, wow, wow." 10/17 Billy Ray Cyrus Nine Inch Nails (remixes) 10/24 12/12 Dave Matthews System of a Do' Redm DVD Mission to Mars 9/12 Santana (Music Video) 9/12 This Is Spinal Tap 9/12 4 ..,11 ..,"..". ...;, , i - l• r l, .r. , ~.- v.... , - ..• ....... ...... .... • ... •.• - - •• . • . --. :•-• : --..- A... , • ,,, ~,,, - - ",i 1 1 1 •...,,...,•„...........„,_ •.,......„,...._ i_... ••...„,...„-•_. -•••,....„ 10/31 Godsmack Poe kah Badu Outkast FSic' Em IDO by Deanna Symoski , ' MATURITY DEATH MATCH: Where do you go when you outgrow MTV? It started innocently enough. I caught a special on Poison Behind the Music. I really liked Poison so I watched. Then a couple days later, I stayed tuned for Rock and Roll Jeopardy--I just wanted to see how I'd do. And then finally there was this special on the Hundred Greatest Moments of Rock and Roll on Television and I watched for three hours just to see how many I would remember. At this point I knew something was wrong--I was watching VH-1 instead of MTV...and I liked it. I've thought long and hard about this--how is it that I can so coldly abandon a channel that, at one time, I was so desperate to watch? How is it that Carson Daly holds absolutely no appeal for me, and how did I become the person who grumbles about the mindlessness of the channel when I do happen to pass it by? In short, how did I get this old? When we were young, MTV happened to he the coolest thing going. It was edgy, doing things on television no one had seen since Elvis on Ed Sullivan. Videos like AH-HA's "Take Me On" or Robert Palmer's "Ad dicted to Love - were creating buzz and helping to lay the foundation for many of the trends we see in videos today: sex and effects. It was also jumpstarting careers. To a lot of whippersnappers, Colin Quinn is just the news guy on Saturday Night Live, but to the rest of us, he's the announcer from the game show Remote Control. (Incidentally, if you're still trying to figure out why Adam Sandler looked familiar the first time you saw him on SNL, it's because he also appeared on Remote Control as that strange guy who just sort of hung around.) But most of all, MTV was a whole brand of youth culture most of us were dying to be a part of at the age of eight--just as we were starting to figure out what was cool. It wasn't just the songs or the videos that kept us sneaking hack for more, it was the whole insidious image behind them. After all, Madonna was someone my mother sure didn't approve of. She actually threw away the cover of my Like a Virgin LP (yes, LP) because she thought the pictures were inappropriate for a kid my age. So of course I wanted to watch MTV to see how Madonna was dressed so I could dress that way, too. And while MTV still plays Madonna, she isn't my Madonna anymore. For me, she will always be covered in lace and jelly bracelets with a had dye job and red lips. Hers will always be the records I played in my bedroom just as I started to realize why papa was preaching. But the new generation has no idea she was ever that punk sex kitten. To them. she's a Zen mom with a flare for funk. Material Girl who? Enter VH-1. It's sort of the place where old videos and teen idols go to die. or at least retire, as they are brushed aside to make way for the next best thing. It is here where they find a following resurrected by those who still remember their one hit record or early-eighties Pepsi endorse- ment. Serving as a video archive of my childhood and of the childhoods before mine, I now tune in with great nostalgia as I search for my memo ries. It's not that MTV is bad after all it gave me these memories hut it will never hold with it the innocence of my Michael Jackson scrap hook. So now I watch VH-1 because they still talk about Michael the way I would prefer to remember him, and in time, just as legends such as the Beatles, Dylan, Poison and New Kids have done, N'Sync will retire to VH- I as well. They will join the ranks of the remembered and the re vered and they will live on forever because they existed while a whole other generation grew up. And in ten years, the new twenty-somethings will watch the channel, reminiscing about the time they spent learning the dance to "Bye, Bye, Bye." That's just the way it works. MTV is Peter Pan it will never grow up. It's very existence hinges on its ability to stay forever young, putting new spins on the same formulas that made us want to watch when we were that age. (Spring Break isn't exactly a new idea for the network, but I guess Springer Break is.) Okay, so Carson does nothing for me, but I'm not really the target demographic anymore. Even though I do own the N'Sync CD, the network doesn't care if I watch because there are hun dreds of girls who actually go down to Times Square to scream Daly's name. That's who they're after. And that's okay, because I'll always have Adam Curry. you who t didn't, said that while there is a lot, people just have to understand it's for ratings and isn't the way the whole FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2000 of you tho the media much viol world acts. Next Week: pop music ake you feel