Office Space : love, embezzlement and the boss by Natalie Gagliano staff writer Office Space is a comedy that por trays the typical obstacles that white collar workers experience on a daily basis. The film casts Ron Livingston and Jennifer Aniston as the main char acters. Ron Livingston plays Peter Gib bons, a computer programmer who checks for the Y2K bug on bank com puters. He is rather miserable due to the day to day drudgery of his job and his bitchy and faithless girlfriend. He works with Michael Bolton (David Herman), whose name is continu ously confused with the singer Michael Bolton, Sumir (Ajay Naido), an immigrant who has yet to fulfill the American Dream, and Milton (Stephen Root), a nerd who takes all the crap from the bosses without say ing a word. Gary Cole plays Bill Limberg, the vice president of the company who treats his employees like trash beneath his shoe. Peter and his girlfriend attend a hypnosis session to relieve the stress they have been experiencing from their relationship, and the hypnotist ends up having a heart attack, leav- ACROSS 1 Departs 5 Mimic 8 Experts 14 Advantage 15 Prune 16 Surgical thread 17 Computer storage capacity units 19 City on the Illinois 20 Pope’s emissaries 22 On deck 23 Introduced 26 Falsehood 27 Taylor or Smith 28 Pig’s comment 30 Soaked in woad 31 Civil disturbance 35 Ingenuous 37 Boitano and Button 39 Skier's courses 43 u Alfie”star 45 Ms. Newton- John 46 Son of Adam 49 Bowling targets 51 April 15 addressee 52 Greek letter 53 New Jersey cliffs 57 Jamaican fruit 59 Withdraws 60 Protruding rim of awheel 62 Show on TV 66 Engaged in swordplay 67 Holiday lead-in 68 “Elsa’s Dream,’ e.g. 69 Robs 70 _ Moines, IA 71 _ Oreille Lake DOWN 1 Valuable stone 2 Lyric poem 3 Coop item 4 Waterproofs 5 True up 6 Couch denizen 7 -Barr virus 8 Small snakes ing Peter in a "I don’t give a shit” frame of mind. Nevertheless, Peter ends up receiv ing a phone call from his girlfriend the following day, and they get into an argument. Peter tells her exactly how he is feeling, and she confirms Peter's belief that she has been cheat ing on him all along. The relationship is ended. Peter then decides he is not going to work that day, or the next, or any other day for that matter. When he fi nally decides to go to work, Peter dis covers through the grapevine that the company is beginning to lay off work ers. When he has an interview with the downsizers, he informs them that he hates his job and he only does about 15 minutes of real work a day. He is then promoted. Peter decides after the promotion that he is going to come up with a plan to embezzle money from the com pany, since he views the company as greedy for canning people that don’t need to be laid off. His two helpers become Michael Bolton and Samir, his colleagues. They create a program that makes a fraction of a cent left over from every transaction. Peter discovers a girl named 01999 Tribune Media Services, Inc, All rights reserved. Expected Harrow's rival Virtuously Alice Kramden's friend Did ushering Hive resident Best and Ferber Also Hockey setting Pound of poetry Metric weight, briefly Sub shop Imprint Clearly Black or White, e.g. Stumble d’lsere, France 30 32 33 34 36 Shoot from hiding ‘Ars Amatoria" poet Soggy ground Be mouthy Staged 41 42 44 Joanna, played by Jennifer Aniston, who works at the theme restaurant ad jacent to the company. She is also hav ing problems of her own at her job; her boss constantly nags her about her not wearing more than fifteen flairs a day. Peter falls in love with her and tells her about his plan. She disap proves of it and tells him he has gone too far. And he has gone too far, because it is soon discovered that the three make more money than was expected, enough tor someone to notice. Peter decides he has to turn himself in. The movie is hilarious when it portrays how ridiculous and dehu manizing corporate life really is. There’s the upbeat secretary, who beams so much that you want to strangle her, the meaningless and an noying memos, the fax machine that doesn’t work even if you beat the thing to death, and a jerk-off of a boss. Office Space starts out funny, sati rizing the typical life of a white-col lar worker. The second half of the movie, following the hypnotist inci dent, becomes boring when the em bezzlement plan is developed and put into action. The plot transgresses from Peter’s promotion to his embezzle- Overfills Aerie youngster University in NewOrieans Record holder? Runs In neutral Comprehend Features Music rights grp. Andes resident Cincinnati nine Solidify Exist Moral misdeed Small boy . at. -n Livingston Fox presentation of Office Space. ment plan. me, the director could have given The movie did not give Jennifer Aniston’s character a bigger role, con- Aniston, Michael Bolton, David sidering the fact that the only reason Herman, etc. enough limelight. Their why guys went to see the movie was roles were not very big at all, espe- due to the fact that Aniston was star cially Jennifer Aniston’s. And, believe ring in it! The Corruptor is little more than a typical cop shoot-em-up flick! by Michael Coursey staff writer The Corruptor is a less than rivet ing police action movie that is very predictable at times and does offer some storyline dilemmas. The movie, starring Chow Yun-Fat as Nick Chen, a well established, well connected cop in New York's Chinatown. Mark Wahlberg also stars as Danny Wallace, a young, muscu lar, eager policeman trying to make a positive impression. Nick Chen knows the way of the street and is not afraid to cozy up to the Chinese mob bosses (who are involved in drugs, prostitution and smuggling of illegal immigrants) He takes payoffs and sexual favors in order to obtain inside information. Chen believes this doesn't sacrifice his integrity as a good cop. When Danny Wallace is the only Caucasian assigned to the Chinatown beat, his effectiveness as an under cover reporter is questioned. They ride him about wanting to be "too Chinese" and not really knowing what it means to be Chinese in America. Wallace exclaimed that "he just wanted to do his job as a cop.” The major problem with the movie, in my estimation, was that the scenes were strung together in a rush to get to the next scene of v iolent gun play or car crashes. One scene had a ten minute car chase where it seemed 10 or more innocent civilians were killed or wounded and millions in Page 9 - The Behrend College Beacon - Thursday, March 25, 1999 re a romantic moment in I would definitely recommend the movie if you have ever experienced corporate life or will be in the future. This movie definitely has a lot to say about this distinct job: It sucks! property damage was accumulated. The one underlying theme that seemed to make the movie interest ing was the question; do you stand by your partner, through thick and thin? This has been done quite often in po lice dramas; and when the FBI is brought in to investigate it makes the stakes that much higher. The extremely quick cuts between the scenes did take away from the movie and the continuity had a roller coaster effect on me. Overall I think Mark Wahlberg did a adequate job, he has promise as a actor, (but he’s no Matt Damon yet). Chow Yun-Fat’s personality carried this movie along, although I thought it could have been much better. I give this movie a wary 2 and 1/4 stars.