Thursday, February 15, 1996
Letter to the Editor
I’m afraid the Senator from Kansas, Bob
Dole, can’t win the Presidency in 1996.
He has not won over the powerful
conservative “Religious Right” and
probably never will.
He has been upstaged by
Representative’s Newt Gingrich’s
“Contract for America”, the Republicans
solution to cut government spending and
government programs.
Now Senator Dole has a serious
challenger in Steven Forbes, son of the
late Malcolm Forbes, founder of “Forbes”
magazine. Mr. Forbes was reportedly left
400 million dollars from his father. He
has used this war chest to fund his
campaign, while riding the “Flat Tax”
theme at most of his campaign stops.
Senator Dole, meanwhile in the past and
present has been described and portrayed as
mean spirited, hateful and lacking
compassion. The portrayal of Senator
Dole by actor Dan Ackroyd on Saturday
Night Live, has always stuck in my mind,
and I’m sure in the minds of many other
Americans. This has all led to a image
that Senator Dole just can’t shake.
Knowing that Senator Dole will need a
sizable amount of Democrats, to
“crossover” and vote Republican, Dole’s
team of media experts and “spin doctors”
have a tremendous task ahead of them.
President Clinton, on the other hand,
while no sure thing, no lock on the
nomination, looks like in a head to head
race with Senator Dole would come out
victorious. With the Whitewater issue
still viable, it could cause President
Clinton some problems down the road.
Finally I think this would be a lot more
interesting race if Senator Bill Bradley and
General Colin Powell were running for
President
Mike Coursey
Beware of the Breeders: They’re Everywhere
By Sharain Naylor
Collegian Staff
Be on the lookout folks. I've seen them
all over campus. I'm telling you the
campus is infested with them. It's
frightening. What do they want with us? I
only wish I knew. These breeders are a
strange bunch. I've been watching them,
trying to learn their ways. Mind you it's
not an easy task. These breeders are
dangerous. Some are friendly and actually
show some compassion. But I'm warning
you all out there, keep an eye out. You
can't trust them.
I want to share the several, almost
unbelievable, and certainly grotesque
observations I have made recently. To start
with I'll tell you about their dating-mating
practices. Try and stomach it. I'm sure it
will be tough, but I know you're all
curious. Besides, we all have to know so
we can protect ourselves and our children!
You and I know what weekends are for.
We know how fun it is to stay home with
the family or go out for coffee with
friends. An occasional trip to the theater or
movie plaza. Sometimes we even like to
go out for cocktails. You know, just
regular living. Not so for these breeders.
They gather in herds, crowding houses
with their deviate bodies. They go to their
own special bars. What do they do? You
might not believe it, but it's true. Half of
them, they call the dominant ones, ogles
at the other sex, the weaker ones they say.
These dominant brutes chase after the
weaker creatures. But here’s the catch, the
weaker ones desire this hostility and
abrasiveness. It's part of their mating. It’s
throughly disgusting.
When the breeders are at these
overcrowded houses or at their special bars
they drink themselves silly. The
dominants and weakies sauce themselves
Ireland Deserves Independence
by Adam Levestein
Collegian Staff
The British Empire is dead. A hundred
years ago or more, Great Britain held
colonies in all continents, from Asia to
Africa, from Australia to America. This,
of course, also includes the former 13
colonics of North America, now known as
the United States.
However, British imperialism is still
strong in nations that were formed by the
death throes of the old Empire. In the
early 1980 s, a war was fought in South
America between Argentina and Britain
over ownership of the Falkland Islands.
Today, of course, public scrutiny is now
focused on the British rule of what’s
known as Northern Ireland. To
objectively look at the current situation
with Irish nationalism, it is necessary for
us to look at the history of British rule in
Ireland.
Before the Normandy invasion of 1169,
Ireland was a separate country. The Irish
people ruled their own state, had their own
culture, and spoke their own language. In
fact, Gaelic is still widely spoken in
Ireland and is unlikely to die out as a
language.
From the Normandy invasion until
1921 (a period of 752 years), Ireland was
ruled as a single British colony. The Irish
people, as with most British colonies, had
no say in the decisions that affected them.
Despite British rule, Irish nationalism
remained strong in the oppressed colony.
In 1916, the Irish people followed the
example of former British colonies all
over the world and waged a campaign for
independence. For five years, nationalists
campaigned politically and militarily for a
so that they can stand to go home with
each other to breed.
I know it's nauseating, but there's more.
Their dating habits are curiously strange.
You have seen them I'm sure. They buy
each .other rings, flowers, cards, jewelry,
phones, cars, and everything else you can
imagine. That, of course, is all well and
good, but it's the way they flaunt
themselves, they absolutely have no
shame. From holding hands to caressing
their secret areas in public! It makes me
shutter, too. They'll kiss and make out
right in front of you. Privacy is just not
inherent. I don't understand either. Don't
they know how disgusting they are? Why
do they think you and I want to watch
such a spectacle?
Breeders are immoral. We both know
that. There are psychologists all over the
place trying to help them. I don't
understand why they choose such behavior
anyway. They are so violent. I mean if
you're not one of them and you hang
around them, watch out because it could
be dangerous. They expect you to tell
them everything about yourself. If you
confess it then you're lying to them.
They'll get angry and sometimes violent.
They are totally unstable.
Do you know what they're like once
they breed? They talk all about their
children. How precious they are and so on.
But you've heard how they torture and beat
their kids. Their dominant ones are so
perverted that they will touch the children,
even their own! They are ruthless these
breeders.
I know it’s hard to maintain our
faith in Godam, but in order to help this
race of deviants we have to instill our faith
in them. We have to change them. We
cannot allow them to have special laws
that grant them any type of human
freedom whatsoever. They must not be
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separate Irish state. Although this
campaign failed, the British government
was frightened enough to finally take
another look at their policy towards
Ireland.
The British, of course, wanted to keep
Ireland as part of Britain. As an
emergency measure, the British Parliament
passed the Government of Ireland Act.
This Act, enacted in hopes of “divided we
fall,” partitioned Ireland into two sections;
the “Irish Free State”, which made up 26
of Ireland’s 32 counties, and “Northern
Ireland”, which contained six counties and
to this day remains a colony of Britain.
As with normal imperialist decisions, the
consent of the Irish people was never
sought.
Northern Ireland was originally
supposed to contain nine counties;
however, Irish unionists (those who
wished to remain part of Britain)
complained that they would not have an
adequate majority in such a colony. This
lack of a majority of unionists would
mean one thing; the nationalists would be
a majority. This majority had the
possibility of demanding independence for
Northern Ireland as well, which neither the
unionists not the British wanted. To this
day, unionists make up 20%, a significant
minority, of the total Irish population.
Unfortunately, the partition of Ireland
split Ireland apart more that just
geographically. In 1922, a civil war
erupted in the 26-county state due to the
partition. In addition, the partition
enhanced divisions between unionists and
nationalists, a partition which exists to
this day.
allowed to live in our neighborhoods in
case they try to convert any of our youth.
They must not, therefore, teach in any
learning environment. We have to keep
them off the radios and televisions. They
are abhorrent. Breeders must not be
allowed to hold jobs where they have to
work with any decent citizen. It's the only
way we can establish a pure society. A
society where everyone knows their proper
gender role. There cannot be any deviation
of any sort. What we need to do is make
laws that keep these breeders in their
place. We need to isolate them. We cannot
allow them to communicate. We have to
stop any sort of breeding publications that
they might want.
All of these measures are
necessary. If we isolate them we have a
The reasons for British involvement in
Ireland arc still unclear. According to tire
British, Northern Ireland remains part of
Great Britain because of the unionists. To
back this argument up, the British
approved the Anglo-Irish treaty of 19X5,
which states, that “any change in the status
of Northern Ireland would only come
about with the consent of the majority ol
the people of Northern Ireland . . .”
Would Ireland as a whole be asked to
vote on the creation of a single Irish state,
the vote would count 80% of the
population as nationalists. This is what
should have occurred in the first place; a
democratic vote of all of the Irish [xroplc
as whether to divide Ireland, or whether to
have Ireland to be a separate, independent
state. Ireland is undoubtedly an oppressed
nationality; Britain occupies it against the
will of the people.
During his tour of the United Slates,
Gerry Adams, the president of Sinn Fein
(the main Irish nationalist party), was
addressed by a student at Georgetown
University. The student asked, “Why
shouldn’t the British be in Ireland? It is
part of the United Kingdom.” To this
question Adams replied, “The British are
slow learners - they used to say they hitl
every right to be in this country.” It is
important that we remember this when we
question whether the British government
has a “right" to be in Ireland.
better chance. We have to be friends so
that we can learn of who they arc. Once
we can establish all these things, we can
start changing them. We need to make
laws that are even stricter than the present
ones. We have to make specific laws that
outlaw breeding sexualities. We will know
who they are so that we can put them in
jails and psychiatric wards. These are the
only places for these despicable creatures.
Of course we do this out of our deep love
for all people. It is our duty to Godam to
help these unfortunate breeders become
like us. Remember, hate the breeding, not
the breeder.
Pai>e