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women's basketball teams play in Erie Hall. They are very good. They both row" world tour. As you can see, Hooite and the rest of the 'fish are worn out.
did really well this season. They're other buildings that are near Erie Hall. They finished their tour in Bruno's in the Reed Building. The Reed Building is
near Erie Hall, where the basketball teams play.
Here comes the Hotstepper
by Imi Kamozee
Da Hoirtepper
After reading several of Larry
King's columns, I have found out
that I tan right a page of pure
b.s. To start off, Brian Gregory
and Joe Mottillo, Panther beat
writers for this season, will be
2/3 of the starting line for the
team next season. The right
winger will be none other then
their hero Cam "the Man"
Brown.
After going to the Reds, Paul
Benim has signed an athletic deal
with Zips footwear. Benim said,
"Zips is what is in. I dig it."
Obviously, Benim is speaking
like a major leaguer. He will be
the starting catcher on opening
day with Enricae Romo, a Pirate
from the early 80s, on the
mound.
Chris Reber, Ken "The
Crippler" Miller, and Bob "I've
seen the" Light have all agreed to
participate in Wrestle Mania this
Sunday. Reber and Light will be
taking on the team of the Wild
Samoans. Miller will be facing
Come see
the Bth
Wonder of the
World
Behrend's own Man Made Waterfall
Four teirs of cascading beauty
It took 25 years to design and
construct
Visible on rainy days in between the
Reed Bid and. Glenhill Farmhouse
the winner of the Barn Brun
Bigalow/Lawrence Taylor match.
Mottillo and the rest of the
sports staff were recently spotted
working on a real article. This
report is under speculation. In my
opinion, this has to be false.
Although Michael Jordan has
made a successful return to the
NBA, John Lilley has denied
reports that he will be returning
to pro tennis. Said Lilley,
"Agassi can't hang, Sampras is a
burn, but no I won't be coming
back to tennis. I feel that the
clothing style isn't chic enough
for a comeback." Reports surfaced
after Lilley was seen practicing
behind Glenhill last week.
The question that is surfacing
now, where will Bill "Not a
cracker" Graham be headed? With
Benim going to the Reds, multi
athlete Graham is being sought
after by many sports teams. It
has been mentioned in sports
circles that Graham will be the
relief pitcher for Moose lodge
#BO9 t-ball team. Good Luck,
Bill!
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