Thursday, January 27, 1994
Jim's Journal
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A Urologist
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by Jim
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YouriZez /Horoscope
F6lby Ruby Wyner-lo
A.A.B.P-cedited Astrologer
Airiest (Mar. 21,-Apr.l9) if today
your bintOry..,then you're
P. S. Mueller
AT - rt6ouT FoRT" .
SOME of yovf<
fART - 5 . Co BA D
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3.*-11:.i59,„
"We have him cornered, but he
refuses to come out until he
speaks with the governor, a
priest and a producer."
entering your threeirtit*
ter ASS.
Scorpio: (Oct 24-Nov:itilLove
works in mysterious wsyLlotar
tail-order spouse will be arriv.•
ming pool should be a signal tit
you that it's time to leave towtif.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) lf
you continue engaging in pre.
marital sex, a cement mixer will
crash through your bedroom
wall, and crush you and your
partner.
Pisces: (Feb. 19-Mar. 20) Since
your life will continue on its
shitty path, why not liven it up
by getting arrested?
ill
tim
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score on a video game, instead of
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