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CHAOS h. Brian Shus:e
"Well, yes, I DID the homework assignment, but then,
urn, well, then I ate it."
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ifetwßinoroscope
0 by Ruby Wyner-b
A.A.B.P.cedified Astrobger
Aries: (Mar. 21—Apr. 19) There's
a surprise in store for you when
you get home from your vaca
tion. A dead mouse has been
rotting behind your refrigerator
since you left town, artd the
house smells bad.
Taurus: (Apr. 20—May 20) A
parking fracas ends in tragedy
when you back over a rich lady's
dachshund and your insurance
won't pay.
Gemini: (May 2l—June 21) If you
want to stay in tip-top shape,
you should do tisoft hi* 24 hours
daY be4*csueltre
.
Thursday, December 2, 1993
Ness.
(S, ept.2,3-Oct. 23) Sew up
that - We in your pocket today
before someone discovers that
you use it to play with yourself.
&mph): (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) Go
ahead--wear the saner utfit two
days in a row. N o one will notice
and everyone will ignore the
smell.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
You've been drinking contami
nated water all week, but don't
fret. You'll pass out for three
days and revel the pain.
by Jim
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