Thursday, April 8, 1993
"This is just a scooper. Wait'll
you see the dog!"
Jan's Journal
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Jog to every ba r in town ani
slam a shot of Jack Daniels,
Caneert (June 22-July 22) Be.
friend the insects.
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your high..pavin highloh*Profile
wmer: you brget to rum off
the paper shredder..
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Whack-A-Mole player.
Scoxpio: (0ct,24-N0v.2l ) When
your moon is . .in the seventh
house, and Jupirer aligns with
Mars, peace will guide the plan
ets.
Sagituiriust (Nov. 2-Dec. 21)
Most people hate you but some
will put up with you because
they know how to weasel money
from.you.
CaPricattlr (Dec. 22..jan. 19)
Some jerk will park his car too
close to the driveway and you'll
be forced to take off his rear
bumper.
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A4 M e o a n Is ti r u Y s Y 0 u a will° .d F t e e b uSt a T s
no ~ar—you will be reintar
rated as a narwhal•
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