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Scorpio: t Oct. 24-Nov. 21) You'lro
be subpaersaed by the city for skin*
ntng impalas on your front layer,o(
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Relax and let someone else rake*,
care or You, Have your lover licklk
you tiom head to roe. .4C
Capricorn: (Dec. 22—jan. 19) Cap
involved in office politics. Star
your campaign as mayor of the
paper shredder.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb.18) When
ever you're not around, everyone
is making 6.in of you. When you
are around, everyone notices your
flaws.
Pisces: (Feb. 19—Mar. 20) Your
sexual energy will ignite all mem ,
bets of the human race, and you'll
getplerityotlxvty.Unfommately„.
this will infringe upon your cart, :
ter resmuch and thousands 'will
die.a
C 1993 by Onion lea Sm..]
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