THE TIMES, NEW ULOOMFIELD, l'A.( DECEMlIElt 20, 1881. WE HAVE OPENED Philadelphia Advertisements. r BROWN JLOYD, SUPPLEE & WALTON, WHOLESALE A TRUE TONIC oun Fall and Winter Season U U U UM ,-s WITH ONE OF THE Largest Stocks Ever displayed in Central Pennsylvania. -o- When you go to buy you like to find A good assortment. You have Dever looked upon a better one than we are displaying this Reason. We have Men's Suits, Com mon) at $1.00, $5.00, $700. We have men's Suits, Good, at $8.00, 10.00, 12.00. We have men's Overcoats at $3.00, 5.00, 7.00. We have men's Overcoats at $8.00, 10.00, 12.00. We Have Child's Buits at $2.00, $3.00, $5.00 We have Boy's Buits at $3.00, 4.00, 0.00 We have Boy's Overcoats at $2.50, 4.00, 0.00 We have Men's Heavy Boots, Good at $1.75, 2. 60, 8.00 We have Boy's Heavy Boots, Good at $1.60, 2.00, 2.50 We have Ladies' Heavy Shoes at $1.00, 1.25, 1.60 We have Ladies' Button Bhoes at $1.40, 1.75,2.00 We have Children's Button Bhoes at OOcts. $1.00, 1.25 We have Common Carpets at 20c. 25o. 800. per yard. We have Good Carpet at 64o. 60c. 75o. per yard. We have Trunks for $1.90,3.00, 5.00 We have Wool Hats (Men's) at DOo. GO. 75 We have Fur Hats at $1.00, 1.00,2.00 We have Ladies' Coats at $2.60, 3.60, 0.00 We have Ladles' Dolmans at $4.50, 7.00 10.00 We have a full line of Shawls, Skirts, Hosiery, Men .. and Women's Underwear, Watches, Jewelry, and the best general line of Ladies' and Gent's Furnishing Goods in the County, ggj Don't for get the longest established and most Reliable house. EBY'S NEW BUILDINC, NEWPORT, PA. NEW YORK, 1882. Tbe Sun for 1832 will make Its fifteenth annual revolution under the present management, Bhln lng, as always, for all, Dig and little, mean and gracious, contented aid unhappy. Republican and Democratic, depraved and virtuous, intelli gent and obtuse. Tub Sum's light Is for mankind aud womankind of every sort; but its genial warmth Is tor the good, while It pourahot discom fort on the blistering backs et the persistently wicked Tub Bun of 1868 was a newspaper of anew kind. It discarded many of the forms, and a multitude of the supernuous words and phrases of ancient Journalism. It undertook to report In a fresh, succinct, unconventional way all the news of the world, omitting no event of human interest, aud commenting upon affairs with the fearlessness of absolute Independence. The success of this ex periment was the success of Tub Hun. It eltected a permanent change In the style of American newspapers. Every Important Journal established In this country In the dozen years past has been modelled after Tbb Sun. Every Important Jour ual already existing has been moditled and bet tered by the force of Thb Sun's example. Tub Sun of 1832 will be the same eutspoken, truth-telling, and Interesting newspaper. By a liberal use of the means which an abund ant prosperity affords, we shall make it better than ever before. We shall print all the news, putting it Into read able shape, and measuring its importance, not by the traditional yardstick, but by Its real Intorest to the people. Distance from Printing House Square Is not the first consideration with Tub Sun. Whenever anything happens worth report ing we get the particulars, whether It happens In Brooklyn or In Bokhara. In politics we have decided opinions; and are accustomed to express them In language that caa be understood. We say what we think about men and events. That habit Is the only secret ol Tub Sun's political course. Tbb Weekly Sun gathers Into eight pages the best matter of the seven daily Issues. An Agri cultural Department of uuequalled merit, full market reports, aud a liberal proportion of litera ry, scientific, and domestic Intelligence complete Tub W'KskLY bLN.jtud niiike It the best newspa per for the farmer' household that was aver printed. Who does not know and read and like Tna Sunday Sun, each number of which is a Oolcouda of Interesting literature, with the best poetry of the day, prose every line worth reading, news, humor matter enough to till a good-si.ed book, and Infinitely more varied and entertaining than any book, big or little? It your Idea of what a newspaper should be pleases you, send for Tub Sun. Our terms are as follows: For the dally Sun, a four-page sheet of twenty eight eolumus. the price by mall, post paid. Is 55 cents a mouth, or tft 60 a year; or, Including the Sunday paper, an eight-page sheet of fifty-six col umns, the price is bi cents per mouth, ur 17.70 a year, postage paid. The Sunday edition of Tbb Bun Is also furnish ed separately at 11.20 a year, postage paid. The prloe of the Wkbklt Sun, eight pages, fifty-six columns. Is II a year, postage paid. For clubs of tea sending fit) we will send an extra copy free, Address I. W. ENGLAND, Publisher et Tub Sun. 47-5 New York City. MM DUKES & CO., Hardwaro House, No. 623 Market Street, Philadelphia, Tenn'a. Ready Mixed Paints ! UCAS' READY MIXED PAINTS I NO WATER, NO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE, BUT A PURE OH. PAIBTT, BEADY FOB USE. 80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF FAINT BENT BT MAIL. IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTnEB PAINT. MADE WITH LEAD AND OIL. VIZ t NICELY BRUBI KD OUT. NOT FLOWED ON LIKE WATElt FAINT TBY IT, And Ton W1H TroTfl It to be the Best Liquid Taint In the Market. JOHN LUCAS At CO., Philadelphia, MANUFACTURERS OF Swiss and Imperial French Green, WHITE LEAD, COLORS, VARNISHES, &c tST For Sample Cards apply to P. Morti mer, Now BloomQeld, Pa., or to John Lucas & Co., Philadelphia. DWARD S. ZEIGLEPt & CO., Suooeesors to ZIKULEH & SWEARING EN, Importers and Dealers In Hosiery, Gloves, Ribbons, Suspeuders, THREADS, COMBS, and every variety of TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS, No.38, North Fourth Street. PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A Agents for Lancaster Combs. w. H. KENNEDY TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co., WHOLESALE GROCERS, No. 605 MARKET STLEET, PHILADELPHIA. 7 1 gOWER, POTTS & CO., BOOKSELLERS, STATIONERS, And Dealers In CURTAIN & WALLPAPER. BOOKS Always on hand, and made to Order, Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets, PHILADELPHIA, PA. "ALSO, Publishers of Sanders' New Read ers, and Brooks' Arithmetics. Also, Robert's History of the United States, Feltou's Outline Maps, etc. JANNEY & ANDREWS, GROCERS, No. 123 MARKET STREET, Philadelphia, la. QRAYBILL & CO., WHOLESALE DEALERS IN Oil Cloths, Carpets, Shades, Brooms, : Carpet Chain, Wadding, Batting: Twines, &., . And a line Assortment of WOOD and WILLOW WARE, No. 12 Market street, above 4th, PHILADELPHIA. SURE 5 APPETISER Si I I i II I 1 I .d I ,.- I V P 2 I IKON HITTERS arc highly recommended for nil diseases requiring S Bft certain and efilclent toiltci estieclnllv Indication. Ihiimrnirin. Tn A Fevert, Want of AppeHI,LoM of Strength, Lack of hnergy,ele. Enriclio the blood, J strengthens the mu8cles,aml gives new life to the nerves. They set likenclmrm - on the d Igpsti ve organs, removing nil dytpeptif nfmptomt, such as Touting tlie Food, ' ' Hckhingjleat in the Stomach,! Ienrtbum,etn. The only I Ton Preparation J that will not blacken tlio troth or Ive liradache. Bold by , all druggists. Write for the A It f! Ilnnk V,2 lt. of useful nnd amusing roail- 3 ing) sent free. HKOWN CllHMICALi CO., Baltimore. Md. Professional Cards. OHA8. J. T, MoINTIRE, Attorney-at-Law , New Hlonmlleld, Perry oo.. Pa. W All professional buslnesspromptlyandf alt fully attended to. 8 21 v. JOHN CALVIN WALLI8, Attorneyat-Law aud District Attorney. New Hlooiullelil, I'erry Co., Pa. VOIllce over Mortimer's new store. A 11 legal business promptly and carefully transacted. May 4, 188(1. "eTjUNKIN, Attorney at-Law, New Bloomlleld, Perry co., fa. . JWOIBoe Next door to the residence ofjudge Jmikln. ),' JKWll l'OXTKll, ATTOllNEV AT hATV, NEW BLOOMFIELD, PEUKY CO., PA. -Clalms promptly secured collected WrttlUKBaud all legal business carefullj attend edto. )2yl CIIAiaXB U.HMILKV, Attorney at Law. New Uloomtleld, Perry Co. Pa. r-0(!lc 'wo doors east of Joseph Binllh's kotel. August 2, 1872 WH. A.8PON8LEK, Attorney-at-Law, Oillce adjoining bLs residence, on East Mainstreet, New BloomUeld, Perry Co., Pa. 3 2 ly WH. N. 8EIBEHT, Attorney at-Law, NewUluomUeld, Ferry co., Pa. liloomlleld, 3331v. LEWIS POTTEK, notart rUBLlo, New Bloom Held. Perry Co.. Pa. Deeds. Bonds, Mortgages and Leases carefully prepared and acknowledgements taken. All kinds of Pension and Bounty papers drawn and certified, will also take depositions to be reed In anycourt In the United States. 7 10 ly CUA8. A. BARN ETT, Attorney-at-Law, New Hloomlleld,Perryco.,Pa f-OITlce on high street. North side, nearly op positetlie Presbyterian Church. 3 21y M, L. LIGGETT. Attobhst-at-Law, Newport, Perry County. Pa. Having permanently located at Newport, will give prompt and caretui attention to ail dusi oess matters committed to his care. . Ollice, No. 80 Nort h Second Street. . Newport, April 2f 1878 R. 0. P. BOLLINGER, .nysioian ana surgeon, J- Ofllce In residence on Main Street, New Blonmnein, j-a. CHHONIO D1SEA8E8 TREATED. 18 tf T SUNDY.M.D.. U I'lijslclau and Surgeon. A graduate of Cleveland Medical College. Located permanently In the borough of Bloom. Held. Oilers his professional services to the citi zens of Bloomlleld and surrounding vicinity. Calls lu the country attended to promptly. Ollice In the room formerly occupied by Dr. D. H. Sweeney, In the residence of 11. W. Smith. Main street, New Bloomlleld, Pa. 19 6m R. K. M. ALEXANDER, sunaEotr dentist, New Bloomlleld, Perry County, Pa. -Oaceon Main Street, South Side, nearly opposite the residence of Wm. McKee. Everything belonging to the profession done In the best manner. tvAu WoitK Wauhant ed. Terms moderate. 28 W. R0WE, M. D. Physician nnd Surgeon Dentist. Oftlce nearBliler's Mills, where all prolesslonnl business will be promptly attended to. Dental work of all kinds warrautedln price aud quality. May 25. '80. lv. 1882 HARPER'S YOUNG PEOPLE AN ILLUSTRATED WEEKLY 16 PAGES. suiTtn to no ysaiwgirls of from six TO SIXTEEN YEARS OF AUE. Tol. III. commences N veiuber 1, 1881f NOW IS THE TIME TO SUBSCRIBE. The Youno People has been from the first sue cessful beyond anticipation. N. Y. Evening Pott. 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Cover for Yound Pkof-le for 1831, 36 ceutss postage, 13 cents additional. Remittances should be made by Post-Oflice Money Order or Draft, to avoid chauce of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement without the express order of liAKi'BH tt Bkotu eks. Address HARPER & BROHERS, New York. We continue to art as Solicitors for Patents, Caveats, Trade Marks, Copy right, eta, tor the Hulled UUtles, Canada, Cuba, England, France. Germany, etc We tuiveuad Uilriy-ttve yearn' exporionce. Pateuuobialnod through us are noticed In the SO KNTirio Aukkioan. Tills large and splendid illus trated weekly paiier, f 3.20 a year.sbowii the Progress of Brlence, Is very interesting, and has au enoruioui circulation. Address HUNN A (X), l'auint HolU'.l tora, f ub'aof BoiENTirio aukkio, 87 Pwk iiow, 'nw York. Hand book about Pamnta free. JOB ritlNTING of every description neatly and promptly executed at Reasonable Katet at the Bloomlleld Times Steam Jab Oiiioe. EMTS UJ i H,.L U lu" tin ii ri f ij.iiia i IH U U U LiUUCJi J PURE TINTED GLOSS PAINT ! DON'T make experiments on your biiUdinKwltlAntrled and n n rul in lila a hi !! - ...-. wiij-'iiuwiw nuubica at JUUI CApcilSC DON'T PAY for water and benzine 11.60 to 82.10 per gallon. DO BUY the Lucas reliable and guaranteed Tinted Gloss PAINTH. Clreulars and Sample Cards of Paint mailed on application. JOHN LUCAS & CO. Ill North Third Street, 13 6m Philadelphia, Ta. r YCU CAN BUY THE BLATCHLEY PUIV1P tTn1 lnei1,or trllh Copper, Porre1alntnr Iron Iilnln. Fjicli one lnciled with my name as jnaiiuracturcr is warranted In material aud con struction. For sale by the best houses In the trade. If you do not know where to pet this pump, write to me as below, aud I will send name of agent nearest you, who will cujply you at my lowetit prices. CHA3. O. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer, SOS Market St, Philadelphia, Pa. -ForsalebyF. Mortimer, New Uloomtleld, Pa. 22 PATENTS. F. A. Lehmann. Solicitor of Amnrican and For. eign Patents. Washington. D. C All business conneerea wun rarents, wnetner Delore the Pat ent Oillce or the Courts, promptly attended to. iiu i-jinrB mauo unless a paieui secured, uena for Circular. w. c tf Patents for Inventions. E. W. ANDEKSON. 1, c. SMITH. ANDERSON & SMITH, Attorneys-at Law, No. 700 8eventh Street, Washington, D. C. No fee for nrellminnrv ATAmlnntinn v. fn unless patent ullowed. Fees less than anv other responsible agency. Books of information sent tree oi cnarae. neitreuces lurnisiied mwiii ra. quest. w. c. tf INVFNTflRQ Address EDSON BROS., At IlllblllUlltJ tornevs.at.Iw mid Pit.nl Solicitors, 617 Seventh Street, Washington. V. C for Instructions. IteasonahlA tm-ms. ttAfArpnAa and advice sent FRKK. We attend exclusively to Patent business. Ke!ssues, Interferences, and cases rejected in other hands a specialty. Caveats solicited. Upon receipt of model or sketcb and description we give our opinion as to patentabil ity, fkkk or CUAHUB . We refer to the Commis sioner of Patents, also to Ex-Commissioners. Established 1S00. w. c. tf A Small Farm For Sale. A TRACT OF GOOD LAND, containing 13 Acres, having thereon erected, a GOOD HOUSE and BARN. Plenty of Fruit of all kinds aud a Spring of good water near the house. This property Is siuated of a mile from Dounally's Mills. Perry County, Pa., and 5 miles from tbe Pa. R. R. It is a good place for au Ore miner. Terms easy. Apulv to JOHN BE8SI.ER. Dounally's Mills, Sep. 6, 1831. Perry Co.. Pa. THE GREAT STATE TRIAL A complete nd authentic record of the evidence, speeches, address aud studied insane sayings of GUITEA The Crime Its Causes and Its Consequences Stalwartism as explained on the Witness Stand by Hon. James ti. Blain i;raphio Kxoitiag Scenes In Court Attempts upon the Assassin s Life Sketches of the Principal Characters en gaged In this world famous Criminal Trial Bo.ooo.ooo people await in anxiety the Evidence In this the most Remarkable Trial In American History. AflPtlTQ 'very town. THERK ARE MIL. MyCIUS LIONS IN IT. Send 50 cent forout Wantort 'd secure territory at once. VVaillCU Address, UNION PUBLISUINO CO.. Philadelphia, i'a. PRiMTFRQ The -Progressive Printer" Is r IJIIi I cno new book, full of Information, by an old Printer. It Is beautifully Illustrated and gives saniiltn pnni lug. The colored of Hue Job Print- uUUft. uut ts a One fea ture, and worth the prlee of the book, fiend for it at once. S. WlllliUfcW, Publisher, TT Rochester, N. Y. 60 it i ASSASSIN C The sale of autograph albums tbia year haB been unprecedented. A witty exchange Interprets this as an Indication of more misery ahead for great men. (vTlt's a poor rule that don't work both ways, as the foreman of the print ing office said when he turned the column rules for the death of the editor. VrA western editor being asked by a subscriber what was meant by hydrogen replied, "Gin and water," and explained that hydro was the French for water. tSTAnd here Is the Boston Sunday school boy who when asked to stand up and say his verse, did it thus : Be not overcome of evil, but come it over evil with good." tT"Bhe was a daisy," but she put her little French heeled shoe on a banana peel, and in a flash was transformed Into a lady slipper, and then arose blushing like a peony. HSrOnce when a certain little girl went to a baker's shop to buy bread, the baker looked at the money, saying: "Bee here, child, this isn't enough; bread's higher." "When did it rise '"asked the Utttle customer. "To-day." "Then," replied the little girl, "I'll take some of yesterday's bread." KiTBuBter came home from the match one day with a cheek the size and color of a blighted watermelon, and his eye bunged clear up to his hair. " What under tbe sun is the matter with you ?" asked Antom. " Got a bald head is all," said Buster. "Ah yes," sighed Antom, "I see-base ball." - t3? "Stole any Chickens dis week Bruder Jones ?" said a searching class leader to a member of susplciously-thiev-leg proclivities. " No, sah tank de Lor'." " You'se done well ," said the leader, and passed on, while Brudder Jones turns to Brudder Brown and whispers : " Lucky be said chickens ; if he'd said ducks he'd a had me shuah !" , tW An unfortunate landlord, going round to collect his rents, sent his ser vant forward to prepare the tenant for his visit. On reaching the house and finding his man taking a survey of the place and apparently endeavoring to gain admittance, he asked : "What's the matter Is the door bolted?" "No, master," was the reply ; but the tenant has bolted." t3f"A countryman upon coming to see the sights was taken by a town friend to a theatre. When the lights were down and the play bad commenced he was offered the use of a opera glass. Exam ining it as closely as the darkness of the place would permit, he placed it to his mouth and turning it upwards. Finding that no liquid was coming out of it, he banded it back in despair, saying, " It's empty, John ; there's no' a single drap In't." She was too Much for Him Mr. Topnoody, went to the minstrels recently and the funny conundrums and jokes he heard set him to thinking. Bo at breakfast he began on Mrs. Topnoody. She was warm and not very much in a humor for pleasantry, but Topnoody slashed away. " I say, wife, can you spell hard water with three letters V" " No, I can't; I might, though, if you had taken me to the minstrels, last night." This staggered him a little, bnt not serionsly. , " And you can't spell it ? Well, i c e, ain't that hard water ?" Bbe never smiled but Mr. T. went on : "Now, spell money with four letters." " I don't know how," said she. " Ha, ha, that is too good. A woman never can get at this sort of thing in the same clear-headed sort of a way that a man can. Well,' the way to spell it is cash; ain't that money ?" Again did the madam fall to smile, and so he started out with another. " Hold on a minute," she interrupted, looking ugly; "I've gotone; let's see you spell it. Spell Topnoody with four let ters." Mr. T. scratched bis head and gave it up. "Ha, ha," laughed Mrs. T. "that's too good. A man can sever get at this sort of thing In the same dear headed way that a woman can. Well, the way to spell it Is, to o 1; ain't that Topnoody?" But Topnoody never smiled, and the breakfast was eaten in silence, except an occasionally laugh from Mrs. Topnoody 'a n,i r n W . W M U.U