The star-independent. (Harrisburg, Pa.) 1904-1917, December 26, 1914, Page 9, Image 9
COSTA RICA STARTS MERCHANT M UNITED STATES AND CENTRAL AMERICA < ' ■___ " V * ■ ( THE MARINA QUEZADA Wilh the Marina (Jtiezada as a corner stone, Costa lUea has begun to build a merchant marine. This steam niiip has just arrived in Costa ltica, where she will be officially registered as the first steamship to fly the mereliatit flag of tile Central American Republic. Not only does the freight vessel enjoy the distinction of being the first to fly the flag of Costa Klca. but she is also the first steamship of five that will go to uiake up the fleet of the . United States and Central American Steamship Comp.tuy, which has the official approval of the Secretary if ' Commerce. . The five vessels that are to be owned by this company will each belong to a different one of the Central American republics and will establish a regular service between New York and the principal ports of these nation*, l.atcr, perhaps, they will utilize the Panama Canal in trading with the Pacific coast ports of both the United States and South America. The Marina Quezada was formerly the Norwegian steamship Gladstone. She Is 366 feet long and of 8.000 tons burden. She was recently purchased by Mr. Browne Willis, a native of Costa Rica, who lives in Naw York, aud the vessel is named after his wife, who is adaushter of Don Fraucisco Quezada, a Costo Rlcau capi talist- MIDDLETOWN Harry Parthemore, of Pittsburgh, Is Here Visiting His Mother .Special Correspondence. Mi idletown, Dec. 26.—Mr. anil Mrs. Guy Witman and son, of Harrisburg, spent yesterday in town as the guests of the former's parents, Mr. and Mrs. M. G. Witman, Ann street. Ralph Witman, of Liverpool, Ohio, arrived in town yesterday and will spend a week in town as the guest of his parents, Mr. and Mrs. M. G. Wit-! man, Ann street. Miss Ruth Rife, of Altoona. is vftit ing relatives in town foT several days. Miss Edna Beard left to-day t'or ; Zanesville, Ohio, where she will visit! relatives lor two weeks. Clarence Houser, of York, is visiting' his parents on South Wood street for a we'ek. Messrs. Norman Hartmafl and Claude Ware, students of the State Normal School, are spending the holidays in i town as the guests of their parents. 1 The Christmas entertainments held last evening by the M. E. Sunday school, the St. Peter's Lutheran Sunday school, the Church of God and the U. B. Sunday school were greeted by large crowds and fine entertainments were rendered by all. The early morning services held in the St. Peter's Lutheran church and the M. E. church were largely attended mid tine services were rendered by both i churches. Mrs. J. W. Rewalt is visiting her' brother, John Kendig, at Philadelphia, for several days. Mrs. Albert Baumbach and daughter, of Norristown, are visiting relatives in town for several days. The funeral of the late Mrs. Augus- J tus Schwan will be held from her late' home on State street on Monday after noon with services at 2 o'clock. The j Rev. W. R. Ridington, pastor of the! M. E. church, will officiate. Interment; will be made in the Middlotowu ceme-1 tery. Harry Parthemore. of Pittsburgh, ar- J rived in town on Thursday morning and I will spend several days as the guest : of his mother, Mrs. Mary Parthemore, East Water street. Aaron Palmer, of Ivoppel, is visiting j f THE DAILY FASHION HINT | Sf J. '**/% ■ / " } y " ' " **'j& — l —=*& Green and gold brocaded evening gown. This gown has the fashionable dwve scarf drapery of green uet. Gold pailcttes girdle and strap. his mother, Mrs. Maggie Palmer, Wil son street, for a week. Isaac Singer spent Christmas Day! at Williamsport as the guest of his ' brother, Jacob Singer. Dr. and Mrs. C. E. Bowers, son, Karl,; and Miss Margaret Kilseli spent Christ- i i mas Day at Kphrata as the guests of j relatives. Mrs. Bowers will remain un til Sunday. Frank Weirich was given a hearing before Squire C. E. Bowers on Thurs day afternoon charged with stealing a dinner bucket from John Ilouscr. The evidence was sufficient to hold him un der S2OO bail for court. Officer Levi , Miller made the arrest. Harry Rudy, of Lititz, spent Christ-j mas Day in town as the guest of Mr. ; and Mrs. P. W. Myers, Pine street. He was accompanied home by his wife an I son, who spent the past week in town.! I Mrs. J. A. Peters has returned home from a several days' visit to friends | at Waynesboro. Mrs. Karl Keim, Ann street, held a I family reunion on Christinas Day at her 1 I home, where a turkey dinner wafij 'served to her two sons and their fam ilies. Mr. and Mrs. Karl Keim, of Can-1 ada, were present and a very enjoyable i time was had. The Men's Bible Class of the M. E.I Sunday school will hold their annual! social and business meeting at the par-| sonage on next Friday evening, New i Year's Night, and a tine program has | been arranged for the occasion. This, includes the wives and their ladv i friends. Following will be the pro- j igram: Singing, "Blest Be the Tie j 'That Binds:" prayer, the Rev. W. R. { | Bidington; selection, quartet. Misses! Rose. Swart/, and Messrs. Hess and | Bebney; recitation. Margaret Palmer;] selection, duet, Misses Schaeffer ajjd j Kline; business session of class; sclec- j j tion, quartet, Misses Rose and Swartz | and Messrs. Hess and Behney; address, j \V. G. Hean, Harrisburg: singing, "On-, | ward Christian Soldiers;" impromptu:! social hour and refreshments; singing, I ißible class song; benediction. Menu, I (Layer cake, Saratoga chips, bananas,! ! sandwiches, grapes, oranges, cream, cof j i fee, tea, bonbons. George Aekerman. of Pittsburgh, is] spending several days in town as the guest of his mother. Mrs. Anson Acker -1 man. East Water street, j Mr. and Mrs. George Benson, of HARRISBUKG STAR-INDEPENDENT, SATURDAY EVENING. DECEMBER 26, 1914. Pittsburgh, are visiting the latter's mother for the week. I __ _ NEW BLOOMFIELD Mrs. Rebecca Hess, of Duncannon, Was Visiting Her Niece ' ripeeial Correspondence. I New Blcomfleld, Dec. 26. —A can tata, entitled "The Angelic Choir," will be rendered Sunday evening in the Lutheran church. Miss Hanna McKee is visiting her sister. Mrs. George Bell, at Marvsville. j Miss Edna Baer, a teacher at West j Fairview, is spending her vacation at i her home. Frank Mageo. a freshman at the University of Pennsylvania, is home for the holidays, i Mrs. Rebecca Hess, of Duncannon, I spent Monday and Tuesday with her niece, Mrs. J. W. Shull. Mr. and Mrs. C". O. Long, of Pliila | delphia, spent Thursday with Mrs. 1 Long's parents, Mr. and Mrs. James j Shull. ] Miss Pearl Clouscr, a teacher at New i Brighton, is spending some time at her I home. BLAIN Farmers' Institute Convened on Monday in the Town Hall I Special Correspondence. Blain, Dec, 26. —Mr. and Mrs. David •Snyder, who were married in Hagers j town, Md., on the 10th inst., came | home. Mrs. Snyder's name before her | marriage was Miss Ida Kline, j' The Farmers' Institute opened on •Monday in the town hail. Monday night j all could not gain admittance, because !of the large number of farmers and : citizens attending the institute. The firn, of Henry k Smith has | butchered some flue porkers, four of which weighed 421. 40,j V 2, :!97 and 1362 pounds, respectively. C. J. Kell, a student at State Col ■ lege, is spending his Christmas vacation | at the home of bis parents in this place. J. M. L. Wentzel, of Harrisburg, is i spending the holidays in this place. Miss Hara Prvor, a private nurse at New York, is spending her vacation with her mother. Mrs. Margaret Prvor. E. D. Boyer returned to Philadelphia j on Wednesday. —' ISOLATED ISLANDS Lonely Tristan da Cunha Gets Outside News Oucc in Two Ycr.rs Though scicntifi • progress lias made , it possible to do :i double journey be tween tingland and America iu a fort night, there remain mauy islands with which it takes years to coaimuai-ate. Off the Scortiah coast are 110 jrro:: s of islands known as the Hebrides, (Jrk-' nevs ami Shetland#. of the;,e the most | isolated island is yt. Kilda, some three I miles long anij two miles broad. The ! inhabitants lead lives of great loneli ness, for it takes a month to get to the next island, and the sea often makes any communi.-ation with St. Kilda impossible for mouths. The group of eight Phoenix islands in the Pacific has ft total j apul&tion of 1 only 158, while another lit lie bit of the British empire is Falining island. This is a landing place for tiie Pacific j submarine cable, and usually there are about lUU people in the place. The loneliest of all parts of British territory is the island of Tristan da Cutflia, in the South Atlantic, which is also the smallest inhabited island in the em,[lire. It is 1,800 mile 3 from laud, has a population of seveny four Scottish American*, and the inhabit ants get news of the outer world usually once every two years.—London Stray Stories. Rude Thomas '•I understand you were punished iu school yesterday, Thomas?'' said Mr. Bacon to his 12-year-old boy. "Yes, sir," promptly replied tie truthful Thomas. "'lt was for telling the truth, air." "Your teacher said it was for some reflection you made on her age." / "That's the way fhe took it, father. You see, she drew a picture of a basket of eggs on the blackboard, aud while she was out of t'be room 1 just wrote under them: "The lien that made these eggs isn't any chicken."—London Answers. One Way to Get It "I have come to your town to get some atmosphere iu my new story." "Well, if you go right dowii the street and turn to the right, Mien keep on to the first engine house on your way, they 'll probably lend you their pulmotor.''—Baltimore American. Pleasant Outlook "Well, dearest, I'll apeak to your father to-morrow. You uiigftt put'him in a good temper for me. "Yes. I'll be so beastly obstinate that he'll be positively grateful to you for taking me off his hands."—London Opinion. CHAIffiFORPIR.YJ.CI Well-Known Officers of the Local Asso ciation to Take New Positions January 1, 1915 The local Pennsylvania Railroad V. M. ('. A. is planing changes that will affect the Harritfburig and T'.nola •branches of the association after Janu ary 1, 1915. For the last tlhree years R.* H. '.Barnes has acted as secretary of the Knola association a-nd has nia'de it one of the most efficient in the eastern part of Pennsylvania. He will now be assigned to Sun ; btirv and will begin woflt there on January 1. Formerly l\ir. 'Barnes had charge of a i\l. C. A. building in Pana:na. .He will : be suc ceeded by Sanvuol G. llepford, assistant secretary of the HurrWFu»r<j V. IM. G. A. Twelve years ago when the present P. R. R. Y. -M. C. A. buildiing was com pleted, 'Mr. Hopford look up 'his work with the Y. M. C. A. and ever since has been associate*! with the local asso ciation. Mr. Hepford "s 'place wiJl 'be taken bv Horace Geisel, the present physical director of t'iie local associa tion. Mr. Geisel will continue to act. as •physical lircctor, but wiil assume his now duties on the first of the year. He, with Mr. Gregory, will have the local association in their charge. FUN IN "mOF SIXES" Clever Farce Is Capably Played "in Ma jestic by Company That Was Here Earlier in Season A company of capable actors yester day presented the farce, "A Pair of Sixes," for two performances in the Majestic theatre. It was au excellent holiday attraction and many Harris burgers took advantage of the oppor tunity of seeing it the second time. It was a return engagement anil t'he rnem 'bers of t'he company wore the same with one exception, as those who appeared here earlier in the season. That exception was Miss Elizalbeth Irving, who made 'ber first appearand in the play yesterday iu the part of Mrs. Nettleson. Her work went smooth ly and heh.ed carry the action Oi the play along without r hitch. "A Pair of Sixes'' is an excellent farce, with many funny, situations and some sad ones, too. Thomas Walsh and Paul Nicholson,'business partners in t'iie pill business, decide, through a pair of sixes in a game of "show down," that the latter shall be t'he former's butler during one year. This arrangement is put iii io eft'e.t by mutual agreement and a laughable period follows. These men nre clever actors of good stage presence and they are capably supported. DISTRIBUTES CANDY TO POOH Governor's Santa Clans Pleases Many Little Shivering Children Tne Yuletide distribution of candy to the poor e'hildreu of HarrisJ'ourg at tire Executive IMuudon by direction of Go\ernor Tener, drew to the vicinity of front and South streets yesterday morn ing a large num'ber of little folks, all of whom wanted to be •"in on that prop osition," and 1 here was much excite meut for a while. Governor ami Mrs. Tener were much interested iu the dis tribution, which was conducted by •lames '.VI. Auter, who for twenty years bus acted as almoner, major domo and understudy for ICio gubernatorial Santa Claus. In order to prevent any "dou | ble teaming" through the interchange j of garments meant to disguise, wheretby | the cunning kiddies could get a double ! portion, they were assenvbed iu Hie yard of the mansion and handed their pack ages as they left the premises. The Governor an. 1 .Mrs. Tener spent a quiet day at the mausieu with friends, i many of whom called to extend the! compliments of Iho season an I to ex- ! j resj i-egret over their .|e'.ia:iure t'loin a circle which t'.u-v have L.aced sa admirably for the past l'o.v years. GIVE CIIEEH 10 CHILDREN Oranges and Candy Providod by Citizen Fire Company I'he inc jibers of the Citizen Fire Com-1 pany, Fourth an I Walnut streets, yes terday distributed candy and oranges among' more than 100 children. The second door of t'iie fire house was open for ifle children anil the eight of j the tall I hristmas tree, ilium;nated with J various cc ored globes standing in the I rear of a large O'vistmas yard, deligUit- i id the many children who climbed the j •teps to rce the pretty specta le. I Co'.rpulKory Military service i Napoleon had "conscript'' armies I under the famous conscription law of j General .Jourdan in 1795, 'but Che first) nation to put the universal military service and army reserve systematic-1 ally in action was Prussia, at the time ' tf (lie outbrcal; of the war of libera tion in 1813. The system has 'been de-! veiaped since, and in the years >luce 1870 every K.itc.iean nation except | Great Britain ha? adopted the couipul- ! sory service system.—New York Times. ! Marbles of Greece Among other minerals the marbles cf Greece must be placed in the front; rank, no country being so rich in this product as the Hellenic s kingdom, i Seemingly inexhaustible beds are to be 'found in Attica, Kuboea and the pelo ponnesos. Changed Their Minds "I suppose your education was a matter of great care [to your parents." "Yes,'' replied Mine Cayenne. "I re call that they had great difficulty teaching me to play the piano. And then they had still jnorc uersuading me not to."—Washington Star. Origin of Alchemy Alchemy was originally based upon the ides that material substances were base anil that by a series of torture's and eliminations the good or noble part could be separated from the base and that finally the purest of all substances, gold, would be t'he consummation. —'Ex- change. A Diplomat "I wish I hadn't eaten that cake," said Tommy. "Don't you feel well?" asked Ibis mother. "It isn't fiat, 'but if I hadn't eaten it I would still be able to eat it."— J udgc. Cruel Comment Belle —1 wear black generaily be cause I think it is more in harmony, with my complexion than anything else. Nell —Y'es; black and yellow do har monize.—Baltimore Americau. C.V.NEWS DAUGHTER RESCUES MOTHER Miss Ethel Horine Drags Unconscious Parent to Safety From Flame Enveloped Room Hagerstown, Dec. 26.—Misg Ethel Horine, tlrwgigctl her unconscious moth er, Mrs. A. J. Horine, to safety, when fiTe ibroke out in their home, at Mvers ville, about 5 o'clock Wednesday aft ernoon. Owing to the qui ok action of Miss Horine, Mrs. Horine was saved from serious burns and the house saved from destruction. Airs. Horine was sewing in her bed room and had the window open slight ly for ventilation. The breeze caught a lace curtain, blew It against a lamp and the flimsy material immediately caught lire. Gowns lying nearby also caught fire and the blaze spread. Mrs. Horine, who suffers with heart troulble, gave one | cry for help and then fell over in u ; faint. The blaze srprea<( rapidly to the bed clothes. Miss Horine heard her mother's call and ran to the room. She caught her mother by the should ers and -pulled her from the room. FORMER HOTEL MAN IS DEAD George W. Seibert, 30 Years Old, Vic tim of Convulsions Hagerstown, Dec. 26.—"George W. Seiibert, formerly a member of the firm of Parsons & fcjeibert, proprietors of the ■Hotel Werner, from March, IHO9, to March, 1911, died at his residence on Potomac avenue, Thursday at 1 o'clock of uremic convulsions, aiged aibout 30 years. Mr. Seibert was taken ill with kid ney trouble, Tuesday, and never re covered from the severity of the at tack. He was formerly proprietor of a hotel in Martinwburg, W. Va„ anil came here early in 1909 to engage in busi ness. Two years ago he left here and I recently resided in Hagerstown, where | he proposed making his home. WOLF HAS LEFT STATE Lad Who Robbecl Hi 3 Father Plans to Not Return Carlisle, Dec. 26.—There has been j a temporary lapse in the hunt for j Charles Wolf, who Monday, it is claim | ed, stole S9O from his father and left I his home near Middlesex. Letters to a | girl friend here, it is said, contain the j information that lie has left the State and intends remaining away. His fath | er, it is said, will make no effort to | have him returned. There is another I charge against the 'boy, a 'local business man. wishing to secure payment for certain articles which were purchased and for which payment was not made. Many Children Have Mumps Gettysburg. l>ee. li6.—Ten days or' more of discomfort confronts a score! or more Gettysburg kiddies who have' fallen victims'to the mumps, the dis-j ease making its first general appear ance here for many years. No less than ! seven cases have "been reported to the board of health and a number of other, suspicious ones have been under ob servation by local physicians for sev-' eral days. COLLECTS PLAY HARD : Force Harrisburg to Overcome Lead Be fore Winning by the Score of aa to 21 The Harrisbuig five won fi close | game from the Collegians on the Ar mory lioor last evening bv the score of 23 to 21. The winners played an up hill game, winning in the second half, after being two points behind nt the call for time at the close of the first period. Krout and Boyle? played Harris burg's best game, while Regan and Parks, captain of the State 'varsity five, played best for the Collegians. The lineup: HARRIS® URG KG. I'T.G. A. Pts. Krout, forward 1 0 2 2 Boyles, forward 4 7 3 1 5 Haddow, center ...... I 0 0 2 Sourbier, guard 0 (I 0 0 Atticks, guard 2 0 0 1 Totals S 7 5 23 COLLEGIANS F.G. FI.G. A. Pts. Parks, forward 3 0 0 6 Hostetter, forward .. 2 0 0 4 Diehl, centei 1 0 0 2 Regan, guard ....... 2 0 0 ■( Fast, guard 0 3 0 Totals 8 5 0 21 Fouls committed, Harrisburg. 11; Collegians, 11. Referee. White. Scor er, Kulp. Timer, Kegan. Time, 20- minute periods. When Notre Dame's Bell Tolls One of the most interesting sights of Notre Dame is the ringing of the great bourdon, the giant hell of the cathedral. : It can lie seen by tfhosc who happen to 'visit the belfry at noon on Good Fri day. There are no ropes; the huge j mass is swung by a sort of seesaw, on which the ringers perform curious gyrii ' nasties. The tone A' the bell is so pure that one may stand quite close and suf fer no more inconvenience than from the sounding of a thirty-two foot organ pipe. Huysmans has described the ring ing in one of his novels.—Pall IMall Gazette. Woolwich Once a Roman Cemetery Woolwich arsenal only dates from 1716, ibut Woolwich'* military connec tion* go further back. Batteries were erected there against l<be Dutch in 1607 and as early as the reign of Henry VII the spot had 'hegun to bo associat ed with the navy. Aud even earlier Woolwich was well known, for the Ko nian Watling street crossed Shooter *s hill, and the site of t'he arsenal was once a Homan cemetery.—'London Spec tator. D'fTicult Navigation <An old lady was on her first ocean voyage. "What's that down theref" 3he asked the captain. "That's the ste«erage, madam," he replied. "ißeal lyt" she exclaimed in surprise. "And •does it take aH those people to make the 'boat go straigbtf''—St. Ixmis Globe-Democrat. After Kurope has had enough of famous victories it will stop awhile and consider what it is fighting for. / ' THE SONGS OFOTHERDAYS Selected By J. HOWARD WERT • -» No - 811 - Resignation - By 3t. George Tucker ** Days of my youth, Ye have glided away; Hair of my youth, Ye are frosted and gray; Eyes of ray youth, Your keeu sight is DO more; Cheeks of my youth, Ye are furrowed all o'er; Strength of my youth, All your vigor is gone; Thoughts of my youth. Your Vy visions are flown. Days of my youth, I wish not your recall; Hairs of my youth, I'm content ye should fall; Eyes of my youth, You much evil have, seen; "When the Tide Is Low" Some time at eve when the tide is low, I shall slip my mooring and sail away, With no response to a friendly hail Of kindred craft in a busy bay. In the silent hush of the twilight pale, When the nignt stoops down to embrace the day, And the voices call in the waters' flow, Some time at eve when the tide is low< I shall slip my mooring and sail away. Through purple shadows that darkly trail O'er the ebbing tide of Jhe unknown sea, I shall fare me away with a dip of sail. And a ripple of x 'water to tell the tale I Of a lonely voyager sailing away shore. POWEE OF SILENCE Shown in the Art of the Painter and the Orator Tn painting the sacrifice of Iphigenia the artist, it has been said, exhausted I the emotions of grief and horror in the j faces of the bystanders. "He has left nothing unsaid. iHow j can he depict her father's sorrow " was the anxious query of those friends Who were watching the development of thfi picture. The artist threw a man tlejiver Agamemnon's face. The blank silence was more effective than any: pictured woe. One of the most extraordinary eft fects produced by absolute silence is! recorded in the reports of a convention . in which the foremost mea of Virginia j took pari. .Tolni Randolph had a meas- I ure to carry in which he looked for j the opposition of Alexander Campbell, j a man then noted for his scholarship j and power in debate. Randolph had never seen the Scotch j logician, but he hail heard enough of j him to make him and his partisans un- i easy. When, therefore, the gaunt j stranger first rose to speak in the con vention Randolph looked at him with I such an air of alarm as to attract the j attention of the whole convention, and j as he glanced around seemed to toe nsk-1 ing for sympathy in his coming defeat, j He then composed himself to listen with I close attention. Campbell, aware of this byplay, hesi tated and lost the thread of his argu ment. Randolph's face by turns as lie listened expressed weariness, indiffer ence and finally contempt. He leaned back and yawned. Campbell sat down hastily, He had lost the whole force of his speech. Xot a word had 'been spoken, but he was defeated. —Wash- ington Star. Thoughtf ulness "Lady," said Plodding Pete, "would you mind letting me have some mustard or some horseradish?" "What for? I haven't given you anything to eat." "Xo one knows it better'n me. But I'm a menvber of the 8. P. C. A. an' harbor no grudge. That do/ of yours has ,ies' bit a piece out o ' my leg an ' t want to give him some seasoning."— Washington Star. Defined Teacher —Tommy, what do you know about Croesus? Tommy—The tailor puts 'em in my father's pants.—Philadelphia Ledger. STAGE FAVORITE A DEFENDANT IN SUIT FOR SIOO,OOO DAMAGES Miss I'annie Ward, who has been a favorite on t,lie stage for more than a I aecade, lias been made defendant In an action brought by Mrs. Sarah Jennie Gertrude N. L>ean in the Supremo Court in New Vork to recover if UW.OOU for the alleged alienation of the affections of John Wooster Dean, an actor. Mrs. Dean, who lives at Pel ha in Mnnor, N. V.. asserts that her husband liats become infatuated with Miss Ward because of "her wiles and flatteries." The action eomcs as a climax in the varied career of Miss Ward. She asserts that the charges against her are "preposterous." Mr. Dean, she says, has not lired with his wife for about ten years, aud she was in no way responsible for hi» leaving. Cheeks of my youth, Hathed in tears have yon been; Thoughts of my youth. You have led me astray; Strength of my youth, Why lament your deeayf Days of my youth, Ye will shortly be piist; Pains of my age. Yet awhile can ye last; .Toys of my age, In true wisdom delight; Eyes of my age, Be religion your light; Thoughts of my age. Dread ye not the cold sod; Hopes of my age, Be ye fixed on your God. j The craft of those who Tiave sailed he fore, O'er the unknown sea to the unknown shore. j A few who have watched nie sail away, ' Will miss my craft from the busy bay, I Some friendly barks that were anchored near, Some loving souls that my heart held dear, (In silent sorrow will drop a tear. , But I shall have peacefully furled my sail, In moorings sheltered from storm an.l . Ra'e | And greeted the friends who have sailed | O'er the unknown sea to the unknown To mystic isles where at anchor lay before BEAVERY IN BATTLE It Is a Physical Condition and Depends Upon the Heart "Bravery," said the surgeon gen eral, "is purely a matter of the Wart. It's his heart that determines how a soklier will conduct himself in battle. The soldier lias no more responsibility in the matter of his bravery than in the matter of his height or his com plexion'. "In battle the heart beats, as a rule, diminish. They diminish 12 de grees. A good, strong, solid man lias a heart running seventy-two to the min ute. In battle it falls to sixty. That is not bad. It leaves the man pretty near all his mental and physical powers in tact. So he makes a good soldier. "But there are many sluggish heart ed men. They seem strong enough., stalwart enough, but their hearts run at the best of times only sixty or so a minute. Subtract twelve in battle- Result, forty-eight. And pallor and weakness follow pallor and -weak ness, I might say, of mind no less than of body. It is not surprising if this soldier runs away. "There's another class, a class in creasing in these stressful modern j times—namely, the nervous class. The I heart of the nervous class in time of I danger is the worst of all. It goes I speeding up, up, up—it actually reaches | 120 beats. Its owner can then do noth ing. He can't fight, he can't advance, |he can't retreat. He sinks down on I the ground. He shakes and cowers. A J pitiable spectacle. But he can't help i it any more than lie could help an at ; tack of scarlet fever. - "Honor the good soldier," ended 1 the surgeon general, "but pity the poor ; one, for it's his heart, it's not himself j that is to blame."—-Cincinnati En j quirer. An Event "You ought to be ashemd of your j self for not washing your face. Look j at youh little 'brother and see how nice i his is," said t'he teacher. The small girl sniveled. "Well," she replied, "It's his 'birfday.ljondon Standard. Grateful Suburbanites Towne —Do you make your cook pay for wlhnt *he breaksT Suburbs (in amazement) —(Make her payt I should say not. Why, every month, besides paying lier salary, we reward her lib erally for what she didn't break.— "Philadelphia Inquirer. 9