Carlisle herald. (Carlisle, Pa.) 1845-1881, January 31, 1862, Image 1
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Sarrntary of li.sr.W Sr , ,.Lary of I tam+, k1.F.11 SMITH. so,ret try of TrintsurY—S I'. S^•rotary of War—Sinai U ot .iiicri•Lary of Navy r-tiitir.tf W rust .11•tvtnr 17enertil- I IoNroonEILY 111.A111. A ttornity Ormond —l , , ow kiln jJhlnlJunticti of tho United Statoh—lt. 11. TA NET STATE GOVERNMENT linvernor—ANlM n. Crnrly. S,•rntary of State—El.l SI., re.tt. liarvpyor liettoral—Wm. 11. IC mI%T. A GO II 0 ral CoWtlll V. At (loner:li —W3I. KFtmTit A dj (Inn oral— E. Tro,lllror—llnmitr D. )11)( .lu,lpts of Ob., Boprettio .1. M. A nat rioNO, W. B. LOWRIE O. W. WOODWAno..fous M. READ COUNTY OFFICERS President Judge—Don. Jams ii. Graham. A4s,e,iate Judges—lion. Michael Cud.lin, Ilugh Stunt. District Attorney-3. W. D. Cs Ire donor tare—Benin rat n Duke Ibre'rder See.--John lteg:Ater— E. A. Brady, 1111th Sheriff—Thompson Ripper : Deputy, County Treasurer—Johu Uutshall. C ron° r—Do .L.ntv dominiSSiolleri—JohleS lt. Wap - per. (1 no. Mlller. Michael Rost. Clerk to Commissioners, James Aii:•trong. Direetors o: the Poor—Wm. Grarty, John Miller, Cornmen. Superintendent of Poor llous non ry Snyder. - -o BOROIJOII OFFICERS Chief Burgess—Jollu Noble, AvAiNtwit IStirgess—Adam ten•'man T./ Sr 11l COlllll'll -.1111111 Out:It:111, NV.o, IV. Dalt., .1. It Irv; a.t. C.tritcy, John 11:111,..t . 1, .1.8. Vat kyr, 1t:.1 ortrk Hluki., Sattlut.l t ....rk In Coutteil.-1,.. 111 41, Bently. Jnmll :quart. Ward Cow:tables—Jacob Ands.ow Mart., tho 1,. :Ivonsh,, David bmitb .1l 11.1 cl Holcomb, Alm. Dehull. CIIURCIIES, Plrst Presbyterian Cliur , tlt, Ntof Lliwo,t angle nf Ceu t A LI/ 4ro. Baty . Cunu.ty P. 11'111,2: Pasb.r.--Sel, iceß eyory Sunday horning .tt 11 o'clods . , A. M., and 7 o'clock I'. \I S'e'oll.ll'resbyterlan Church, corner of "hlutl. ll:mover nn 1 P.Lafut street, Itev. 111 Seclices ewe itc ace at II o'clock. A. 31.;'11 4 11 7 P. \I. St. John's Crc huh. Prot. P.l.L.colcd dthcast 1,1.. of C 'etre Aqudre. Roe. fr.uo 0:0.0 t.,01. ;ie. o at I I y'clocli .1. 71.. 00. i 3 o'clock, I'. 71. Eils,liolt Lutheran Church. lic.l6.rd betecen 710 in • , 0 11 .or .trocte. fry. Pastor. :err ices. at 11 o'clocl. A. NI., And CO.; o'clock. Al. It.ol,rined C.7111.1r.1i, I,..uther, het ‘v..en II:m -olar and l'it t sine, Ls. 11ev. Samuel Philips. Pasha - . ,s,,el^e nt 11 O ' el,w l ; A. 31,nd 6' 2 o•clock P. M urch. a corner ot Main and 'lee. A. Hose, l'astor. her Iceorlt 1I • o'clock A. 11. and 0' 'cloak P. M il , id Is L N. 011111.0.11(.10011,101:Irge.) 1101... Herman \I. J•di is 1.14t0r. Vit•US lu I:11101'y M. li. Ch urea at 11 o .1. )1. and l' )1. .41. 1 , aria is C,t hLnlit• Church, Pomfret near Host at. i.e1.1 1:111.1 KIfI I ey faster, vr.rcieer, ...eery other • tt ti at I I o'citielt. Vespers at 3. .; ot Lutheran Church eor,u, of "Poll:fret and Ile If .ril etroets. Itov.ll. A. Strtintz Pastor. tiervices at II out ick, A. M., and o'clock, P. 31. 1t 3 When OM ages In the above are neces.ry the r 0? or persons are requested tc notify us. DICKINSON COLLEGE v II M../olliti,ou, I). L)., aud. Professor or u oral :lcione , .. Ja uoo A, -- ‘1 1 ....11,1 C. M . ii 6 ,111. t. M., Pro of Natural Seienop Ilugento. •s'ot. reek Lau t.;I: awl I.li erat ure. u•I U. lilt in 111, A. M., Prol,',Sl.l. Of \Lstll:matiu.. .lours K 6tayalt , i, 1. )1., Profunsur ni Latin Lao oak, sad Literature. A. N M., Principal of 11.10 Grammar ,Scl2ool. BO•\RD OF S . CIIOOI. DIRECTORS Comma°, Pra%illeut.; 11. Faxtou. I'. Q C. P. Humor irlx, Soey. J. Hmilton. 14. C.1V.0,1%,m11, J. Troasul'or, John Sphar, Mosstmger. MmA 1,11 thu lot Monday of each yluutu at 8 u'cluck A. M. ut Ltl acAtion CORPORATIONS CARLISLE DEPOSIT BIN H.—President, 11.31. Henderson, Cushier. W. M. ileiltunl ; Asst. Cashier, J. I'. Illuler ; Teller, Jas. Roney,; Clerk, C. 11 Plaid, ; Messenger, John Underwood; Directors, It. M. Henderson. John Zug, Samuel Wherry, .1. D. Cont.,. Stiles W oediurn. R. O. Woodward. Col. Henry Logos, Hugh Stuart, nod James Anderson. CUMBERLAND VALLEY RAIL 110 An ComrANY.—President, VTR loriek Watts: Secretary and 11•oanttrer, Edward M Biddle; Superintendent, 0. N. Lull. Pasav tiger (ldus twice a day. , Eastward leaving Carlisle it 10.11) A. M. and 2.41 o'clock I . M. 'l•we trains every day We.it,vard, leaving Car Hula at 0.27 &cloak' A, Dl., tu* 3.30 P. M. ..,.,.. CARLISLE GAN 'AND WATER 4111 tl,l Todd ; 'Treasurer, A. L. Spouslor; Supurlutondent ; George Wise; Directors, P. Watte, M nt. M. Beam. Biddle. Usury Saxton, It. 0. IVoodwued, John 11. tt ratton, P. dordnor, 111111 .1, lin Calllpb/411. GUIIIIERLAXO YAWS 11.V.VE,—PrOSidellI. John S. Star. vett; Cashier, tf. A, Sturgeon; Tailor, Jus. C. llolh e •. Dtrm'tors. John S. StotTott, Wm. nor, Malohoir Dronte• roan, Richard Woods. John C. Dunlop, Itobt. C. Storret t, U. A. Sturgeon, and Captain John Dunlap. SOCIETIES Cumblirlalit Star Lodge No. 107, A. Y. M. moots at %Eldon li I 1 on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of every Mouth. 9t. .luhns Lodgo No 200 A. Y. M. Moots 3d Thurs day of each month, at Marion Hall. Carlisle Lodge No 91 I. 0. 0. F. Meets Monday eyeslng, at Trouts building. WIRE •COMIPANIE . • - Itlm—ilnlon - -Comptcny-' organzed 7- 1n'1189 . : ,Pronlan At, 11. Comeau'; Vico President. Samuel OV,tsel; Secretary, .1. IL Hampton; Treasurer, P. Mon var. Company meets tbo first Saturday-In March, Juno, Cap temberotud Decenther. . Cumberland Nlre COMpany was Instituted Pobru s.ay 14, land, Preaideut, Thos. Thomason rSocrelary knllip QUlgley; Treasurer, 11. p. qut g ley The ccuipauy An 'lts on the third Saturday cit /January, APill; July, utt4 October. WIIIINSA-CoVLVEULI ifitititted In-March; Preslglif, !LA:Shag Vice PFllSidunt . ,o, P. It aill doh ; .11albart ; Treasurer, .1 Nopti W. Ogilby, The company wean second Thursday 0( Jan uary,. April, July. and October. The Empire Hook and Ladder Company orricinatllnt. - #34 in 11359. President, Wm. M. Porter; Vico President; John 0. Amos; Treasurer, John Campbell; Secretary, John W. Paris. The company ;fleets on the first Fri . Lay In January, Alprll, July and October. RATES OF POSTAGE Wostaga oa all letterset one : half ouncelv eight or , un aler, 3 cents pro paid, except •to. California or Oregon, hI oh Is 10 cornspropaid. Postage en the " • Ilerald "r-within the County, free. Within tho State 13, cents per year., ~To any part 'of the United Statiis.2o.conts.....Postago on all -transion t ; papers ;Under 3 ounces to - weight, 1 cent 'preliald• or two cents puidnu, Advertised lettcts, to be charged with the coot advertising • - • - 10.0TS - AND'S receive d at On IbliPta'..Clictiv Cash Blcnii, An 'antis° now ,iitoolc - or - LAdion'i - hllintorenud - Chltilron'er litninci;A - Bontg, ,aline And Al torA,,oftlin boot quality antl.low . Riqrleos Vp.410.10, Oct. 25 r IBla. -- rlcrtvi PS.ottr;s THE B'AT'TLE FROM. TILE GERM OF SCIIILLF.B. Heavy and solemnly A cloudy column, Through the groan plain they marching come, Measureless spread, like a table dread, For the wild grim dice of the Iron game. Looks are bent on the shaking ground, Hearts beat loud with a knelling sound ; Swift by the breast that must bear tSu burnt, Gallops the Major along the frout; "dials:" And fettered they stand at tho stark command, And the warriors, silent, halt Proud in the Mush of the mnrning glowing, What on the bin tk, shines In flowing? Bee you the toine.in'i letisrlPY " See the roman's ban nir Waring!" "tied to, with your ehi , dren and wile:" RAI It the movie—lhe thunt 111111 life— How tiny ring through the ranks, which they rouse to the pti Ho! Thrilling they tu e n d, it ith their ulorions lon°, Thrillin4 they g' titrou4ll them it-row nnJ Luau; lir , t her , . i;.)(1 gr ill t. Vol. lily , i. u'or, 111 the life Lo Uwae, that no inoot 11100 camel e tltr zutnke hew the lightning is 51 acing ll.trk: the guuc, peal au peAl, how they boom iu Lheir MIME From lima to host, with liludllaLc sound, Thu shouted signal eirsles rouud, Frees already I”eallis the Inoath ; The sir la higing, slaughter And heavy through Om reeking pall I= Nearer they close—foes upon foes— '• neatly t"—hoof squAre to squaro It goes Thoy kneel ms one man from flank to Hank, AII , I Lim fire oonlas sharp from tin• forainoi-t rank Many ~ the earth is tent, Many a gap of balls is rent, O'er the corpse bef , re, ,pritrzs the hindmost man, That the line fluty not fail It) tiro !,',Arse tan, T() the ight and Li., Llllt 101 l and /11,011 ti 111,t1 :IrIPLIIId Dna I/1 \VI/11 . 1S 1/1 lie d time nn the hi/10,1y ground, , tmlight Is quem.ll,l In the tory fight, Over the !lasts Tulle, a broodjny Il L,:ht lhdttrant. ,%111.11 this lite o'er. In the life to cantle that Ire meet tneemare. The dead men lie hat hell in this welt., i lanml, And living are bleat itt the s'innery ilnod, Ind the Tad, as Only reeling . and sliding co, tumbio tall! on the °mime that sleeps •' What ' Francis !"—" Olve Clurinttr into last farewell," As the dying man min mars, the thundels swell— " I'll gin 0-0, God! are the gunii so neai.? coniradvi.l—yon volley I—look :sharp to the rear!— I'll give to thy Charlotte thy last farewell; Sleep wilt I where death thickest deorendelli in rain, Thu friend thou forbakost, thay aide may regain:" Illtherward, thither ward recto the flight ; Dark and inure dal ki j day glooms into night. Brothers, God grant. when this lire is over, In the tile to coal,, tli_t Ira Wept, once II .1: to the hnof, that galluping go! The adjutants flying— The hnr•einao press hard on 11.0 panting 4ee, Their thunder booms dyl 1 let ory : Terror 1.1.1 S seized ell tire last irds all, And their colots fall! rioted kilo. burnt of the , And the day, like 3 Uri the night; '11111111,4 and lire swelling chotal along, The tirilinpli already sweep, in song. Farewell, htlleu I.rotherii; though thiii)lie he o'er, 1 here's 3110111er, in we ,11,111 duvet 3nu ut,u WISIIIWAS A I'Itt.TEIZ.!" I tvi,ll 1 watt a to Inter, I reallt. It event, to ine that pt titters (let Orel ythiug Lit) , 110511, klixttept money !—ED.) They get the largest and the Lest Of uvery thing that-gfowt.. And get froo Int4len And oth, hind el ehurvir. LBy giving an equivalent t) The bi4oslimg will ilwak to them \o illat Ler huw thuy di vhE, A siutiky teat Is 110.11111 g It you uwa n pi u!Uug Jr SOS. At Fairs tlivy isity on ;nit know T:I IL ~ii, n i t et cry thing Ltdien ilaVO to hII,A, .411 :illl5 they get n'• blowout" free At every pin ty 11.0 d, The leah.,ll to beketti6e they writs And other people read. E SOLD--AN OLE "CLO' ST RI. CHAPTER I I was in love. And, pray, what has love to du with old clothes? Arguments crowd upon inc. I might tirot3—quid nJ one who has suffered from an all but universal eipdetnio will deny—that love has some little to do with new clothes. One wore step, and the .reasoning would be complete. Suppose, however, we waive argumentation, und you let me tell my story ? 1 was inhive, -- and had some old clothes. But this would have been little to the par.: pose, and nothing at all my. present purpose, if Jack Arthington had not been in love, and had sonic old clothes too. Jack and I had gone. through (to gether) the successive, stages of fagging, getting licked, being entered on the col-, lege books,, taking our degi'ee, choosing the Inner Temple for our inn, being called to the bar, and finally falling most 'absurdly head over ears into violently eratic ways. On the same day no fell in love with the same girl, and made con fidants one of the other to the infinite disgestrof.-both.--- But •What-was--to -be done.? We. had taken a set of chambers jointly, always walked together "to West minster and back, together frequently dicussed.stout at the Cock, Mid occasion ally ,(on rencipt of renlittanaes) port wine, atAl4ll,ainbow,,,omployerLtiosli - paidAhe_ same washerwoman,. employed' and did not pay - the saute tnifoe r and' , one:affairs were altogether -so inextricably mingled,. that:to cut ' , each other would tiave been, even mord inconvenient thau .Nay,, were : WO . not .Share-and.sliare-alike ,p_osSesaors of.a boy,,Mtignifiently. , denom mated a eleilt;iit • actillectireexpenditure of five shillingS a: week I?. But what bOund us ttigt‘tlair,,"if pOSsible - ,' mete then niore thanold;reminiseences and' Preeent -stout RainboW port,,wits that neither had . as yet : clients, and. 'both' Prophesied - 'We should - Ormday have 'many.... - "Each had. his - eye on' country'ettOrneya Who, under; , the'paternal yoofiand r •;tWer-the'''patniiial' mtignutusi had Tronilso,dl ,to'bo-the A IMEMIR Ff'o2 'WE% niao‘ asa; amaza. king, of the all-heliming son ; and - .each had complaints to make of vows unful filled or yet to be redeeMed. could open the letter-box with-the evi dent expectation of !'instructions," and the result of a Bond street envelope en closing a "little bill," without feeling scorn of self, or incurring the.ridicule of the other. Plainly, we thoroughly Un detStood each sither; ,neither lotting the other down byinrpatience of Weal:nesse, or intolerance of peculiarities. To be without briefs is bad enough ;.but what is it to be without briefs, and, over and above, without sonic one else who is also without briefs, to whom you can distinctly show that you aro sure eventually to get them, and from whom you - can receive a like demonstration. - Therefore, clearly we must not cut each other. People have given Up blow ing out each other's brains as a, -satisfac tion to the girl with whom they have both happened to fall in love. Duels are considered ridiculous; but, ye heavens: what would be said were two barristers— ay, and briefless barristers—to fight a duel ?• Did one survive (it is more than pro'iable that both would), lie would hive to shunt himself from very shame. Dare he show his face among the wits rather small ones, nowadays) of West minster Hall y I put this to Jack. "f-"oniething in it," said Jack, and puffed at his rutty. "~uuictLinp PIT—I. ''We live in Pump Court—lt's • qui'e handy—sup pw..c We pump each ,idler?'' On the first blush, this might seem a very fair proposal ; a inoment's- explana tion will show it to have been the very reverse. Jack was a Hercules both in size and strength; I am forced to own that 1 am diminutive in stature, and not over mighty in sinew. So that this re sult would ensue : Jack Arthington -would have been able to pump an im mense volume of water by Atrength of arm on to my small .surface; wherehs 1 should have pumped but a sorry stream on to Jack's very wide spreading one. This I pointed out, "No, no ;fair play's n jewel, arid_both... are very rare. I'll take you metaphori cally ; if you like, we will be at liberty to pump, in other words, to throw cold water, on each Wu:l"s, suit. And, saving your pleasure, I'll begin. You! know you have more debts than expecta- 1 tions, and more duns than you will ever! have clients. Haven't you Jack ? You know you have," "I know you owe me three coutres" (he meant sovereigns, I believe, but at! this distant day um not quite oertain),l "and your tailor three times as ninny- tens. It woulthet be a bad plan to have you arresced for your debt to me." "1 would write to Blanche to bail me: I Ictory out." believe you would. If I had your cheek !" "It' I had your whiAers " Su we bantered each other, thou, , b with roil earnestniss underneath : for that we both loved Blanche eluterton is as certain as that we both had old oloth- I give it as my opinion that Blanche had rather encouraged me ; and rather di•countenaneed Jack. \Ver.,. he, not I, writing this story, lie would likely enough give it as his opinion that Blanche had rather encouraged hire, and rather dis -1 countenanced WC. 1 didn't know wheth er he would or would nut be honest enou,gli to confois that I can (or could in those days) talk - him altogether out of time, and dance him altn;.ctlier out, of curl lam honest enough, though temp ted like all auteLiogrupeni to give my self the pus on all occasions, to confess that his personal appearance threw mine into a mean obscurity, his whiskers alone leaving me "nowhere," At Torquay, during the "Long," now just over, had we met Blanche Chatterton and there for live weeks, had he been playing his good looks rgainst my glib tongue. A wonderful girl was this Blanche. Of, (I ) (A A u. 1.0 course she was handsome—all women are; but neither flattery ncr impudence has ever ventured to assert that they are all capable of obtaining universal homage and universally rejecting it. Site would 9sit on the'terrace overlooking that soft sunny sea, or constitute herself front whim a temporary wall flower in the Assembly Rooms, and there accept with an indiscriminately courteous indifference whatever - shells, flowers or incense of any kind male bipeds might choose to offer. I verily believe, if any_of them had • off ded her his head, she would have re ceived it with 'a "thank.you'' as noncha lant as. the "no, "thank y0u,"..--Witli which she had refused most of their hearts. Men seemed to vie with each; ,other in turning theuisolveS into alowns with the everlasting, ."Whet shall I go for to fetch for to carry ?"_ that one re meMbers, at the circus, simply in- her tinreniiirierating behoof.' • They might go. and might fetch, and might carry to any extent they pleased ; what cared she ? Perhaps they we.'e intended- for_.such pUrposes; they had legs ; by all ,means let them be exorcised, I think no one had "fetched". More.than my friend Jaek . , I believe she liked to see him j'feteh" more than all others, he had - such long legs, and such' a - king body. ,It must have been pleasant to her to.see' so Much,. human mechanism, such a broad iurfatio of netivity , litainttLsfir,for..her; thi tO.discover the . name of •-the . w boat-far thest tOT - tho .we st •Soreelfow, never :Yoarried" - I never• offered, and so' . she never asked me, so •to 'JO, •I ,sat and talked, while half u dozon.were away upon the fan cifullest' errands;.• not- lazy, and I am tot very prOad; :1)01 thought I saw the Young lady's • - htrier, 'and Opt my seat accordingly.,— ••‘ certaihly was of the . improssion„that - rid-little kindness , not: tor say tenderness, WO - 7d iSetiVaidile. 'ATM ber, as in mitici„.,witen we .-parted on .the'. beach.; and of..aourety, to:- my *pressed , : hope that might ..ineef-in town, she - had! answered With hat eridorsed , desire to the: Smite effect; was : a annoying - to: find' that jack enteitained Aitiett Bi4lll- • CIMINI CARLISLE, PA., FRIDAY; JANUARY 31, 1862. nr idea about her, _ farcWell.te_him, _gave a minute account of the transaction, and stuck to it like any agricultural, witness. Furthermore, ho asseverated that she had spontaneously "hoped they_Wenld meet in London." _ Altogether it Would have anmed to an impartial auditor and gleamed even upon me 7 -rporhaps on Jack too—that she had been. so kind to both. that she intended no_kin.dness to. either. That therefore she 'did'not par ticularly care for Jack was consoling to me; and that therefore she' - did not par ticularly care for me, Was' consoling to Jack. We could not well make more of it. There was this further comfy-At. The Chattertons wei c not grandees who glided throngh don - irp.. - April - and lay, and hibernated in the country or on the con• tinent for the other ten months. Mr. Chatterton was only a brewer. fate be thanked I and lived substarAlly and visibly enough, the year round; at Bays water. Arid if a barrister cannot get, his legs under the mahogany of a brewer, the days or chivalry indeed have gone. So that it was not a case of "never seeing her more," with attendant wailings, son nets and plaintive ballads. We- were discussing a day on which to call at Bays water, when the post brought, each of us an invitation to ''Mr. and Mrs. Chatter ton's, at nine p M., ISth inst." Now thr the old clothes. They deserve a new chapter; and I want tti go to bad On the morning of the 14th Sack and I were mado more titan usually jocose at our' joint breakfast, 'by the receipt of our Chriqmas tailor's bill from Bond-street. Many smart things did we say about our impudent creditors ; and Jack even quoted a line from Pope—a.very unusu al thing tir him to do—about litlady Who 'mid her trndosmsu once, to mil:6 him stare; and expressed a devout wish in profane language that he eon!d do CVOII that much. There was nothing else for it but what in universally dune when clothes already got cannot be paid for, viz to -order-some more - ,-to get temporarily out of debt by gutting eventually keper in it—a splendid financial feat, by which . , I often console myself, tailors and such like beasts of prey will finally be on the wrong side, and brielless barristers, mili tary subalterns . , and younger auras gener ally, will have swindled them and left them will' their little accounts unsettled, when the world suddenly terminates! Clearly we must give some fresh orders and burn the bills. What did Jack say ,to 11 new ,tai caat.l- . I thoug+ rather seedy in - his the last 'night at. Torquay. What did E — say to a new suit altogether? had never seen such a guy as I was in those brutal bags of mine: he was quite sure Blanche had grinned at them After his desiring me to be suspended very high, and my desiring him to be pitched down very low, we agreed to walk westwards and order new ri;,r.ing for the evening of the 18(11. Our tailor received us with all that admirable display of ignorance and indifference as to the state of our accounts of which tailors alone arc the possessors. We g ave our o r d ers , with u special injuction that our toggery was to Le in Pump Court by four P. on Friday the 18th ; atia, leaving them to cm the cloth, we turned bljek east, wank cutting our jukes. Hat- I any money ? Why—no, I hadn't. I had some a couple of days ago, but somehow had spoilt it all. Han,4 me! I was al ways spending it all, he said. Had lie any ? why—no-o-o; but,—er—he was expecting some. Blow loin 1 he was always expecting some, and never getting it. When was ,it coining Well he didn't quite know ; the "old boy" MIS Such a screw, and always put it, oil as long as Le could. Couldn't [ write fyr some ? 31y govenor always . growled, but always gave. No I should not like to ask fur a fresh supply so soon again. "But, my good fellow, have it we must I want— heaven knows what t want ! I oust have some new shirts'and gloves; and I can't go RI my hosier. 1 owe him .C3G—confound the villain ! And then there's that beast of a clerk; he'll wan't paying to-morrow; he's always wanting paying. Let's sack him. And the laundress and the washerwoman (she hasn't found my shirt yet). I've no money; you've no money; and they've I::tut back my article on "Thumbscrews" from the Gossip, with tho editor's Qom tri plithents, and regret t tat it is •tiot suit able,- . . &c. &e.—you. 1 w .thefromula— you've had - a minion CV' "Never one; ine are always accept ed., "Then set to work and write me' mine, of wealth. Bah I if you could thereintA timo,, now. • I havo fr. danced good,mind to aoll my old olothos." • "The very thing. :sell mine---I've any atnoant." Dictum. Fictum, as the,- Latins said in their'ePitotnising way. -No^ sooner- . said than done. We tosse d tip, who was to 'hunt out an old. tiOle Clon,. dealer and givo .- him our address: -- :The powera-ibe thanked, it . fell ,to Jack. The nest morning I asked hint it"..Tho had, not found one. ..No, •nlorning Lieiterated the 'ho third eke- more. Once' More- , - . . - t-491:11e1Wee4thirking-it,the_liteati. seoundrela toss wake, tos - s;-410-I.would keep.him to itfir. .'l44'.•.last day - had/come —the,morning'ot-tlie4Bthi and I• .don't think- Ave had. tCnpetioo fietwecn' us. After brOakfast Jack disappeared. When he returned he looked uncomfortable and sheepish. Where had ,he _Wen ? . Well he had .beetkslinking about.the • skirts' of oly street; -he -could :not .persuade himself to go into 'tan :f Clo! shop, ! but he had• . nabbed an old sinner:. on 'the pn~'esiiont, loTdc 071 — If e wac guito sure.the'',whole and of llansorne had...been• . watching and' - chaffin. him; liowther,., ho. had all right:; be Ititd, even . arldress;,_and itrictitiiupressCff upon hire that.•he was •to say:Le' 3u.•.0• elerk ho yap 4 :‘,f,riat . 1 the CITA pT Lit Tr tailor's." He- would•_call_ at _noon. _AA I He seemed so -thoroughly in-- earnest, right ; but perhaps it would be better to so determined to carry the Joke out to its send the:Clerk - into the gardens; he might conclusion, that I began to get uncani gness the realerrand of our friend, and so fintable, and to fear that, if' I did not might we be humiliated. So telling use my wits, I should have either to pre- Jones that he might have an *lieut.'s rem- sent myself before Blanche that n ight, reation, we anxiously awaited our honor- dirty gloves, or not at all. I hastened ed guest. lout. I reached Newcastle street. Great Punctual to the minute, he came; a heavens ! All the "Ole Clo" shops where walking, talking,, reckless incarnation ofhermetically sealed ; it was after sunset 'of old, clothes. He looked like the inside 'on Friday; it was the Sabbath! Dolt of an old pocket more than aught else. !and ass that I was ! T. slunk bash. Jack Even now, at this distance of years, sate smoking in the easy chair; he saw I see and—sub rosy (for the sake of the it all at a glance. He jumped up, he scent thereof)be it spoken—smell him. I shouted, he danced, lie sang, he screamed, We displayed our old suits. Amongst Ihe hissed me with ridicule. He lend me them should be named with especial money! he buy me gloves! he take me honor the dress-suits that were to be re- in his cab t By the beard of Mahomet, placed 'from Bond street that afterficien. neVer I giVO - ted The experiences of life have taught me to and he would leave me a shilling—or shrink neither front liming nor - from de- sixpence, rather, for I had one—tu go scribing . good honest factis, he they even half - price to the Adelphi. the sales of 'cast-away finery ; but some- Do behaved like a perfect fiend how my hand - refuses to be nverminute in flowevcr, I bore it as I best could, and description of our haggling with that said that, at any rate, I would accept lily greasy old Jew. He preferred, he said, offer of a dinner. Away we went to the buying our wares in separate lots ; and Mitre. I tried to get him into an argu to my great surprise, and to Jack Ar- nient, .and so inveigle him into it. bet. thireton's still greater disgust, he put a No He would -contradict rue to any much higher price upon mine than upon amount, but he would not bet a farthing; my partner's. Shall I- rto, I will not— he who was always betting me ten thou tell (curiosity need not be gratified so sand pounds, and other unimaginable far) the exact ,price lie put spun the two sums, that I, his dear fellow, was wrong heaps? Bohlen it to say that, whilst he altogether. I threatened t o order sonic seemed to offer too little for Jack's coin- pastry, to swell the bill, and to spite hint ; modities, and more than we had expected he vowed, if' I did, that he would pay his for mine, the two sums together were 'own - gem:o only, and leave me to argue more than we had anticipated we should my pOint with the waiter. Never had I be able to raise between us. Ile had seen Jack in such spirits; he actually just the sum to a sixpence that ho should ran, and made nee run, all down Middle be glad to give for Jack's. Could we Temple Lane, and so to Punip Court. change him a mite ? No, I could not "Now for the new toggery, and to try Could Jack ? I asked with a gravity and on the gloves ! No parcel Conle! It must . and a sincere look of doubtful inquiry have Rne, No clothes from Bond street which, considering that 1 was well aware —impossible l'' Yet so it was. "Oh, his worldly goods in moms were at that they'd be here directly." And he sat moment represented by a fourperrny-bit, down, lit his pipe, and recommenced were deserving of all praise. No ; Jack chaffing ins about the nice long walk I had nothing but notes, lie was sorry to should have. It literally rained water say: Oh, it did not matter, our customer spouts. said; lie would go home fur ehange. And It was half-past seven, and no parcel as they were a heavy lot, lie would pay had arrived. It was' a quarter to eight, for JaelC.s, take them:with him, and then and no parcel had arrived,- -Jack's spir return for wipe, bringing the money. lie it's begann to flag; they sank ; he began Would be back in ten minutes at most usimi- ' abusive languaga ; condemned the Be it so. whole of the tailor tribe to the torrid At the end of the ten minutes we under zone. Wit t the devil was to be looked out for our friend. No knock done: I didn't know, I said ; and ivhat Ten minutes more ; no knock, no sign, was more, I didn't, care. Of uourse, had given up all intention of g - orfi g , Jones would return directly. Jones re added ; walking to Bayswater, or going turned. We told him lie might have another half h our. N o J ew . R ues in a 'bus, and in dirty gloves, being out or time qmistion. But it seemed to me as would be back again directly. dunes was back again; and niy old cl o th es s till irhe had not much chance of gtiing hay cut rho orisi• Light „,bai.gint to da-wn Cher. - nnon ;light - being to dawn - upon This was a skiiVul blow of mine; it Jack; and We both fell a-laughing yid_ • reduced hint to nearly my own meter', elioly level ; rt made him feel that be was a brother in misery. Such a sensa tion puts us un our best behavior—it pu Jack on his. All of a sudden he pre tended, time humiliated hypocrite, that he never had any intention of ,persisting in the cruel joke (I know lie bad), tossed to sovereign and said t "Come, old fellow ! let us get info a cab, bowl off to Bond street, and get our things. As it is, it viii make us awfully late.'' Away we went, as fast as a Hansom could carry us—extra charge for fast driving. , Most of the tailors' shops were shut• By Jove so was ours', The man must have "crossed" us, Jack suggested ; we must bowl back to the Temple. Just a minute. Stop at l'iver's : I must have my gloves. nur calky drove like a Mississippi steamboat; hut it struck the half hour after eight as we alighted at *the Temple gate, Again we ran ; and agau—no parcel I We went to all the porters' lodges; at none of them had anything been left for-either of us ! My turn had come • my triumph 'was here. I brought out my old dress-suit Which had so inifinwly escaped accompanying Jack's, and quietly, very quietly began brushing them under his noset-- - : 7 llmy were brushed'. I walked - with them tow , ands my bedroom. Suddenly I turned. Would Jack buy,theni. _f.tßy_tlli3 i _gods,:_..l'd,light -you for _-thctu --I'd tear them from you—if they'd fit me." And then came plentiful curses on tailors, and use, arid- everybody and. everything. ' lid wished he had, the beg oars .there'• he'd= the the-sen teen was inaudible • from, the bedroom; but what he would bate' done may' ho ,guessed froM the awful tilts . he 'was makingat.the .'bars - :with -- the •ltokei;•: 'came out equipped put on lily gloves',, -z-they-litted - ln - e - :to: - pesrfeation—not a crease- anywhord:. called Jack's par . - tiellar attention to Allis fact;...Again: he commenced swearing again A - te assured me .Im-would_ have- fought me for my clothes, -if 1.. had' not.been such-a diminu- • ativo beast-that he ..would not be-able to get into them.' "What P' .1 exclaimed; 4, 6ght me for a:coat that a . tailor's appreu-. .licewould .not wear, and the lOwest, "Ole. would ,no( hike - at - a Again 'mora - swearing, and a threat; :if I didnot . 'frout• . wiph,the_;tongs. g Lllofin,the.potters Lriotikadsmy. cab :was ready.' -'I-'belieiTe at't'h-at--mo'ruentl-,Ti;:k,':A:rthin'g;tei really hated nic, When - L'got- into the court, r, tapped:a' Che 4Meamo!.to it. and-operied:••• - -- ••• • what.the.cleueo:now • hal4sitie ak• laughed, out - and'flUng-in - -a shilling. - - •..1)own!---deePerdown went, the.window after.,Me,'• rotretited crime the.... 46, nestle ,poltpr, 'Too-lato . l , started' . forl3ays..water. "Clear as mud; the high flavored old ,inner has got toy clothes for touch less than their value, and has not the slight ast intention returning fur your.. fold ity the Lou! Harry I' '•Sold, beyond a question ; law laughed it in its own especial Safi tuafy of minp .2ourt. Bah ! you muff 1" I added; "did you not see through it tle whole time'! 1 did." (Never had I uttered a more im pudent falshood.) new you were being sold. I ant not sold. I have my clothes "Then sull'utu shouted Jack, striving t o i m it a te my coolness. "Sell'ent. indeed ! Who's sold ? Not your clothes, but you.? See through it:' I should think did see throm„;11 it; but with different !eyes to yours, you young greenhorn ! I saw that he was giving a fair price fur urine; and I. was not going to raise a question because I saw he did not intend t , o buy yours nt all. Why, who would i buy them ! Look at 'cm 1" And he held them up scoruludy. "Only just look at this dress-coat: There isn't a tailor's apprentice in all London would wear such a concern, much less buy it. Sold ! Who's sold:'" And he rattled the money he had received from the deep old swind ler. "Sold, forsooth ! You may trot off to Monmouth street in search of another "Ole CIL)" as soon as you like, it' you intend to share my cab to Bayswater. to night. Why, I don't believe_yeu _have a, pair of gloves. Ha; ha, ha!" And again he chinked his shekels. I felt as though I could not have faced another "Ole Clo" that day had the woolsack depended on it. Besides, we had agreed to share between us equally the proceeds of the joint sale. This pointed out, "Certainly, but thero.ls no joint • sale:' You a lawyer.. Go and--sell your _beastly_old rags,-if-You-can-find—an-"Ole Clo" sufficiently sunk in 'his noble pro fession to take 'ent,at Theriwe'll .divide. You think 1.11 giveyoumeneY ? Give you money 1.. What '-l'or,:_pray ?- Shall I pay for •yourfaro to 131an,ehe's feet, where I intend to.. sit..the evening myself ? Pay for gloves, for,You to squeeze her band: With! • Sec yew damned first. Not such an idiot au' that'C You can walk 'your know; your ',oboes won't be, so very dirty,-though devilish intiddy" daY7•;(lio‘ivalked46l window). "It's raining fasteettlian ever. Oh, you'll be-able Iho top of Cbanneery - Litturi: i(fans three-quarters of a mile from'ChattertOn's; and I know 'you have sixpence, or. bad thislnornieg.- . !.Chen sure:you'Vbe able.taxammage outn pair `of ,old :whites _frAtu tkoge,thAw.c*Atf. 4y; I'm oil to Viyor's.for Iknew,bim of old; how it. delight to ~baeter any body; but mere es, genially nie ' in this Off,hand way. ,I. inade sure he would return With a . pair gloves,—he new.toy size -(seven aml,a Oar state)—for me, as.. well. asfor,hinkselt... .110 vetnrne . t.l about half- Past five,..and igclprga;ot}r-things hod' cowo front l!No, not yeL ,:,.Mnti - Wliettt are n t y •• I ; know nothing about them', tell you again, :I' will be TOY to butting-myself out with la belle Blanc*. vearly, time to 'tline. don't mitt. gi : 7iin4you a diunor, but on 'honors uutbin, utox9 ', - CONOLIiDED NEWriVEEK. . -A - Fix in iare a-na s -butter claaidcaily leat plegnanpf -all kluil-pc• - baiter- unigigdosttiut -fellow uo tetArrlp onrds at . ivbisx. G. • itlnt.Ems oan siv, • and? uhistlo,, they are-tiot pleasant music:ins. ' of a great eveut--Digtbpr 4v,e vhen ALP the - alplg. • $1 50 per annum In advance $2 00 if not paid In advance VAI MANIA The value of the meerschaum pipes and cigar tubes imported into the United States in 1.8.18, it is stated, amounted to $200,000 —a great sum to be wasted on a mere shun', This is really getting to be a serious busi ness. It.is bad enough to waste time and money—to sny nothing of breath—in the consumption of the evil weed ; but when to this is added the mania for coloring expen sive pipes, thus increasing the habit of smoking, the fully of it all is really too preposterous. We were ;unused the other day at hearing , a young but ambitious smoker gravely as stnling that his meerschaum was made of the foam of the sea I This impression has probably arisen frotn the German word used to designate the material—mcerschant mean ing sea, foum—a poetical figure of speech, alludin .to itsdightness and whitish appear • once. It is probably magnesite, a 'mineral of soft, earthy texture, somewhat resembling chalk, found in Spain and other countries at the head of the Mediterranean. To produce the yellow'and brown colors so much ad mired in the pipes, and which are brought out. only alter long smoking, the blocks of which the pipes ale made are kept b,r some lime in a mixture of' wax and fatty matters: A portion of these are absorbed, and, being subsequently acted upon by the heat iv.d the tobacco fames, assumes various shades of color. Thus the Smoker, in coloring his pipe.. is employed in the dignified business of mingling tobacco smoke with a mixture of wax and crease _ . .... .- Here we are reminded of a little incident which recently took place within our know ledge, and which amusingly illustrates the folly of ineerscbannteeloriug. A gentleman. had an experoive meerschaum, which he do ted upon, bid which, notwithstanding a I big smoking, he could not color so fast as ho ;desired. In fact, after low; puffing, it only showed one little spot of- brown. Seine ef his friends told him they did not believe it I would ever cder, and the indefutagabl3 'smoker grew quite despondent. One even_ ins; his wife, who naturally sympathised with him in trouble, took up the pipe during his abscence, and, while examining it, brought it over the flame of a lamp. - Im mediately a strong color was brought. out by Ith.: heat, much to the surprise of the lady. Laying the pipe-away, however, she said nothing about the matter. On the follow ing, morning, when the gentleman made his !usual iespection of his beloved pipe, his delight and amazement knew no bounds. (Ifs meersehnum had colored splendidly, and all owing to his indelatagable puffing I Ho displayed it in triumph to his friends, and. became a more firm believer--than ever in the virtues of tobacco smoke. Meantime his good lady said nothing, but shedias im - parted the secret to her female filet:dm, that they mav - be able assist their husbands in their arduous endeavors to color their meer• S,IIILUMS. Sire is a very benevolent lady, and wants to do all the good she can in the world. A LIFE TIMUEIIT.---1 heard a man who had f died in blisiness, and whose furnituro was sold at auction, say that when the erudite and the crib, and the piano went, tears would come, and ho had to leave the house to be a man. Now there are thousands of men whir lost their pianos, Ind who have fr,uud better music in the mined of their children's voices and footsteps going, cheertully down with ilium Ito poverty, than any harmony of chortled in strunients, t,th ! how blessed is bank rupee when it saves' a man's children ! 1 sr•e many men who ar• bringing up their chit • dren as I should bring up mine, if when they were ten rears old, I should lay them nun dissecting table and cut the sinews of their arms and legs, so that they'eould neith. er walk nor use their hands, but only sit still and Inc fed. Thins rich men put the knife of indolence and luxury to their children's ener gies arid they grow up fatted, lacy calves, fitted :or nothinif., nt Uvenly five , Wit to drink deep and stitiander wide ; and the father must be tt slave all his life, in order to crake beasts of his children. How blessed, then, is the strobe of disaster which sets the chil dren tree, and gives them over to the hard but kind bosom of Poverty 'who says to them, "Work!" mid, atockieg, makes them wen:— ficeeher. RIM WITHOUT MONEY.—Many a •man is rich without money.—Thousands of men without anything in the pocket, and thousands without even a pocket, are. rich. .A man born with a good sound constitution, a good stomach, a good heart and good limbs, and a pretty goad head piece, is rich. Good bones are bet ter than gold—tongh mustles than silver, and . nervcs,that flash fire and Carry ener, gy to Avery function, are- better than houses and lands. . -- ItTialettertlian alarided - astate - to taro the right' kind of ;father and • mother. Goad breeds and: bad breeds exist among inn as really do among herds and horses. Education may. do much to check evil tendencies, Or to davelope good 'ones.;-..hut it is a great ttriing to ,inherit the right proportion of, faculties to start. with. .Thatnan is , •richlvlio has a good dish 'position—Who is naturally kind, patient, cheerful, hopeful, :rand'irlio — ban. a 'flavor emit and fun in his coinnosition,„ ',The hardest thing to get tilonywith.in this life is a man'e own A oross,-Scllish fellow, desponding-and complaining-fel low--these have all IMen de - formed • on' the inside,.: Their - .feet • way not' linip tut thcii-thinight.S.do; Joy JONES • has no objection to tha lick . her law when applied to Jane. Julio ;Toties,coutends stoutly for the liquor law as ap icable to John. Jane's argtituent is shook and,conclusi O. When°Jolin does_ don't - liquor; he - don't lick lier. There= fore, if John can't liquor, he wont lick her—the - conclusion shu Wishes to roacll. „A precorlsoLATE LovEtt, who, was discarded, eonsoLos hiwsolf.with the rptiec- • 'Alen that — biSfoved one is married to a , lawyerXas two children aud tbc fevor. A4,Enlrott.says_ when ho xa v p on for libeling a justice of, the peace, he , Was, requested by the' jailer "to, giye the , prison a . .A.J.ovEa r . sweetheart's • right, • band • and. cheek .and •' eye. and ear .are equalled--by nothing, ou.earth , but hcjr left. WgAT is the ditrererfae bet*egn a lila, maid nod it swallow? 'Quo akims the intik and the' other the 'plater. .. . , W= 0 A man pitching tiny likp a, good paymaster 2. Because he forks over. -. Wx.mis it thriving tradesman like..o, 1ig.91? of ioo ? , Becfmso by io PPlirtMt• • NO 5.,