ti:uim or Tin; " .011:111 c ax." II. R. MASS Kit, JOSEPH EIStil.Y. PnorniRTOBi. . It. .n.lSSKH, Alitor. OJJiet in Ctntrt ,1lle, in the rtur'of 11. tt. Mas ner'n Store. TH E AM HUH) A ." in nublishrJ rvrrv Salur day nt TWO UOI.I.AKS per annum In be I paid half yearly in advance. No paper disconlin- ued till all aircnragcs aio paid, j No subscription received for a less period ihnn nix momtiih. All communications or letters 1111 husincsa relation to tho office, to insure attention, ' muni he POST PAID. ! Frnw Ornfmm' Mnnzine. THE PtlltS SI ST Kit. 11V .11 I.OR ()M! 1, Think nut the troo.1. The (leiitle ileeds of merry thou luist done Shall die forgotten ;ill. Uow Why. what's the world hut n wild chnrnel house ? It dead, if not renewed, would swell the irlolie ; Ilevond the irr.isp of tlmn it.-and rotrelhe sjVhf re StrMasliiia in ma.y masses, into chaos. lVnth is onr life-, we live nnd live apiin. l!iin upon our dust, Alas' that fife Knows hut one parent d.-ath r"r.all we are And a II we hop . spi inj; from the isiave. The Past "I'ln- wizard aiant slulVui! "mid tin' tombs ( 'I ccutiii i.-s. points but to dust. And if All nature muuldci s thus, viult 1 the heel Can press no dust that is not of its kind. Why what is lite ? It jrivcii for eaith alonf. fiftter Hot fiivell. l!e!ie i- it li.it '. "nine w 1 1 1 lie I'lito death's chosen temple. Misery keeps His skeloloii oi'.-ies hne. Com h answers com l( ' Willi the death-rattle. lVil despaii elm-s ( To the cold l.i east that knows no other friend. . And vt the h.Mxen.wii.Mlhoi.e that mocks at ill, Is hul. ler hei- than ilia palace. See The -j. nlh' si-t'i of a penile s it ! A lot in would craze a l'hid'.as. and a lace lVmhtcr than dieam-sick lanev limns, in lo e, And y t a km elei hv a la.n eouch ! 1 it an alible ' A v. lor 1 h av i n can lliiej ( )'ei the jmie h art that h'n h makes cai th a hey- en; J'hirk.- peails from Tile's daik depths, and from tli" lave Wins smiles as from a s ttin j summer sun. l'or crief is hut a shaded joy. and life. Without it. were a ill eainlesss leep. What bliss 1 Tii tli more ol li a en than that which thrills tin 1m -. i t ll"tli:tt n:ile iiit.-r' Ml V t -i.tct . I he sc. nr. . ., , -ii- i ii . t- i.i i ' She knelt hesule Ins concli. 1 ler lair, slijrht hands ; AVere clasjv.l iiion her breast ; and tioui her Ii) jailer spirit s p layer l.ioke nieriuui ins;, lh r eyes. J.;.ip'. dark, and treuihlin in their liipiid lii;ht, AVere turned to heaven, in tear ; and through her flame The panic of a In. mi -nt chilly ran. "Twas hut a moment : and aja:n sic lose And bent 1 1 - -1 form a bin e the h 1 oftoitur", Like the uiei-k ( 1 1 - o'er the 1 1 ouhled w , e. 1 1 r eve w as hi i'jht. r. and her eye move calm. As. with imti-iiihliu-i hand, but pallid . heck. Sic min':-1"i ' unto him. fie nv; itiin. The p stileiien had smitten him : and h-. Like to a par. hill 'lit shr'n el led ill th llame. itheved and shrunk h Death it 1 lis fair hiow t o eu ld.ir k on. I Ida-t'd: and h-ie smiles had played. 1 Ion or. ilesiair and auonv at tin one V IH- 1 1 a'li' kllott ' if villi .iy an unsielitly and his soul , and how I- and lump. W1H112 with 111 m- 1 1 1 Ii I v toitnres: Strie.'L'l. d with .1 ath. in shriek" Cllises. Men veiled their eyes an I lied there, Still sweetly calm and imiippaflc Yet nfir stood he stood. Her soil hand smothered his t.titiire-wr'mkled brow. And held the pool draught to his fevered lips. Her swpct Voice blessed him : and his soul jri'W calm. JVnth was iipou him. black and hideous d ath. Ited niiej; his x it.il with a band of llame. And w rem bine nerves, and knitting sinews up With iron finders : yet his soul i cw calm, And while her Voice inmcicl accents spoke, Jxose, with In T prayers to heav en ! One look she "live : lie laid 11 blackening. I011I and hideous poi p-e ! With sickening heart, the pure on" tinned away : To bend ler. (aim iie, o'er another couch. Who would not j;ivea life a life made rich PyaU that fancy nave to w in the thoiejhts, 1'y seraphs fauied, which Waked that nij;ht the riiiilo That. 011 let pillow, told she dream d ol 1 le en ! Ninb Ui'i.kh io nt: oiisi:itvi:o tv l'u -i ir w. J.ii-k. The following rub s were "iveu by Ml. .Lffcraon, in u letter of advice to his namesake, Thomas Jefferson Smith, in : 1. Never put otl'Ull to-morruw wlwl you can Co to day. '2. Never trouble others for w hat you can do yourself. '.I. Never spend your money before you have ' ' ' ' it 1. Never buy w hut you do not want because . . , ' it is cheap. ' . r.. Pride costs us more than hunger, thirst 011,1 co1,1- (J. We never repent eating too little. 7. Nothing w troublesome that wedo will- ingly. How much pains thuge evils coet us which never happened. !. When angry, count ten before you speak ; if very anry, a bundled. SUNBUMY AMERICAN. AND SII AMOK1N JOURNAL: Absolute acquiescence in the decisions of the mnjoriiy, the vilnl principle of Republic, from which there Is no appeal but 10 force, tho vital principle and immediate parent of despotism. Jr.rrr.ns . lly MusNcr & last ly. (tr .Some lime-since our render wore fa vored J witti the sncccsslul courtslirpof Major Jones, . wo below give the proceedings f hia marringo. Mnjnr .lour' MnrrlnRe. ! Dkar Sin : I am Imppy nnd no mistake ; tho twenty-second of February is over, nnd the i consummntion m devoutly wished fhr, is tuck I plnee. In other words I'so a mnrried mnn ! I , mn in no situnlinn to tell you all how tho thing I tuck plncr, nothy no menus, nnd if it wasn't my I pcomisi I lidn't believe Icmild keep nway from i my wile long enough to write yon a letter. 1 Moss her little sole, 1 did'nt think I loved her hull' ns good us I do. Dut to tell the rate truth. I do believe I'm heen out of mv senses ever sense wite before (nst. Iit must he short this time, while the gnls is pluguiu' Mary in t'other room. They are so bnd. j I had the license got mor'n a week ngo, and Jd Mr. Kstnian lirotight home my WTdditrsuit in time. Mother would make mc let cou sin Pete wait on me, and Miss Kesinh was ' liriilfsniaid. Mo her nnd eld Mi.ss Stnnley hod I every thing tanged in A inle style long afore ' the t ime nrriv, nnd mother was wanton but your company to make every thing complete1. Well, 'bout sundown cousin Pete cum roun to my room, whnr we rigged out for the 'casiou, 1 1 "elieve I ever snw lnm look so good, '' I"'''' H took oil" tlioui 'bominnblc grate '"? s-'rr,'l whi.-kers of his, he'd hn.ked a iiion. strous site better. I put on my yajler breeches, and blue ckh c. .to, and white satin jacket, nnd my new heaver hat, and then we ilrnv roun to om .-pure uoger.-es nn.i lorn nun into tl,e car- 11 L' .'... I . ... -.. I I rini-e, nnd nwny wc went to old Miss Stanley's ; plantation. Wli.n we got thur, thar was n most everlastin' githerin' thar waitin'to seethe I .-erremunny, nfore tliey nto supper. Kverybo , dy looked glad, nnd old Miss Stanley wns flying , about like she didn't know which end she stood 1 on. '('nine in, Joseph,' ses she, 'the gals int 'other room.' j Hut I couldn't hein to git in t'other room lor the fellers all ptillui' nnd hauliii' and shakiu' the life out of me to tell mc how glad they was. 'Howdy, Major, Howdy,' ses old Mr. Reers.'l g've you joy yer gwine to innrry the (lower of the country, ns I always sed. She's a mon strous nine gal, Major.' Tlml's n fact,' ss Mr. N mines, 'and I hope you'll be n good husband to her, Joseph ; and that you'll have g""d hiek with your little- ' Thank ye, th ink ye, n-ontlcnien cum nlong cousin l'eie,' ses Insipixkas I could gel n wnv from them. , The ihii.r r.un was ope noil nml in we weni. : I never was so struck nil up in a heap nlijre there sot M iry with three or four other gals, ' henuliftil ns nil cncel, nnd hhlshin' like n rose. When she seed nie.slie kind o'sinih-d and said ' 'iTood evenin'.' 1 couhrnt my n word for my ' life, for in. .re nor n minute. Th.-.r s..t the dear' eal of toy hart, nnd 1 couhl'nt help hut think to ' myself w h it an in'ernal cits a man must be who ; can 1,1 ,rry her and then make her unhappy by treatin'her mean; nnd I determined in my sole to stand Hi ween hemnd t!ie storms oflhe world, i.t 1 ..1 I. 1 1 ami io i..ve tier, nnu i.mko care 01 ner, ami nius her happy, n.i long ns 1 lived. If you could jest sen her as she w ns diessed then, nnd if vou i.-fii, 1. . i.n ..iil.l.. Lln I...I a... I 1. mi t .1 1. ..ill. 111 ii...... foil iimii 111 ni.ij. .i vit- vy my lutl; uftcr nil the trouble I's had to get her. She wns dressed jest to my likin, in a w bite muslin frock, with ,-hort sleeves and white satin slippers, w ilh her hair all hanguf o;er h cr snow white neck nm! thouhlers in licnutiful curls, without n tingle hieas'pin or nny jewel- ry, cejit a little while satin bow on the top her he id. lly uud by Miss ('irulmecuin into the room. 'Cum, sis, they're nil ready,' ses she, and thnr was prate biir tents in her eyes, and she went Hid irive Miss Mary a kiss in her uiouf, and hugeed her a time or two. Wo nll,ot up to go. Mary trembled rnon- strous, nud I felt a sort of f'.iinty myself; but I didn't feel notliiti' like cry in'. When we !"n'. into the room whnr the compa ny tins old Squire I'oL'ers stepped up rite in the rviihlle of the ll.mr nnd uel us for the li cense. Cousin I'cte handed 'em to i.t 11 and he read out loud to tho people who was still as ilcth. Af.er talking a little he went on 'Ifenny h'dy'n got enny thing lo say why this couple thould'nt be united in the holy bands of wedlock,' ecs he, 'let 'cm now speak, or nl ways afterwards hold their peace ' Oh my Lord ! oh my darling daughter! oh : ' - , . , , dear, laws 0 massy :' says old Miss Stanley, as I Imiil m: tin. rtii1l cm mil a rl rttii it ttor It a ml ,4 mill 1 ' 11 cryen and shouten like she was at a camp 1 , , mettiu . .Tnumler ni;(1 life,htnil, thinIu Mother yearth quake.' Hut held on to Mary, nnj Wtt!j 'tarmined that nothin' short of a real ( bust up ot all crtulion bhould ever get her from ,,,c' 'Co nheud, Sijuire,' said cousin Pete, 'it amt nothin. Mary blushed dreadful, and seemed like she , ouid dronou the (lot. tt Suiibiiry, JYortliumbciluii-1 t o. Miss Caroline cum nnd whispered somcthin to hor, and mother nnd two or three other wim- 1 mrn got old Miss Stanley to go in (other room, ' M'!. fc! t i .i.-i i ... j lie cipnre weni inrounn tno oninnce ot me i niitiiicipnm r.iupnrer: business in a hurry and Mary nnd mc was n.ndo j .Siccks.mon of UovKnNons. Thoinns Miff flesh of one bone nnd bono of one flesh before j , ) ycnr8) Thonius McKenn 1, Simon Snyder the old woman got over the highstericks. j)( William Findlay S, Joseph lleietcr !t, J. An When she got better she cum tr. me and hug-' ,irvv shuU (i) r,mT Wolf fi, Joseph Ritner ged ma and kissed mens hard ns sho cotiM 1 )., v;,j ii I'orter (J yenrs, (in Is U ) ritenfore them all, while tho old codgers in the Th0 flowinff is a comnnrntivo view of the room wns snlutin the bride aslhey cnlled it. I ' .l:.l'.. i:i. .i. . e .i ..ii ' i ",UMl ,mc """I"""1 "erruiiiuiiiiy oiuii, niu. wnnieu to ctinngc wim em monstrous mo; ; tu i rccKon i make up tor it sense. After the mnrryin wns over we nil tuck sup per, nnd the wny old Stanley's table wns kivc red with ovi'id things wns astonishin. After piny in nml trolickin till nbout ten o'clocki tlws ' bride' cake whs cut and sich a cake wns never J baked in (ieorgia before. The Stanley's loiii , Wnwhingtoninns, thar wasn't no wirre, but the j cake waif t had . tnke jest so Ik ml twelve o'- ' clock the company begun to cut mt home U of cm jest as tuber as when they cum. I had to shnke hands with 'cm all and tell 'email good night. 'Ciood nipht, cousin Mary,' ses Pete, 'good night Major,' ses he 'I sposo you aiut gwine back to town to-night,' and then bust rite out in n big lungh and nway lie went. Tint's jest the wny with Pete, he's a good '; feller rnnir, lint he nint got no better keno. 1 Mary ses she's sorry she could'nt send yon no more cake, but it's all Mr. Montgomery's .addhdmn- would hold. Don't forc-t to nut our marriage in the papers. No more from your friend till ileth. JOS. JONES. Itorim mid (lie Kit) nmtrr. One Andrew Homer, n resident in Curlis'e, ' went to tilasgow to publish a volume of poems, much admiied by himscK Oddly enough, on his wny homo, lie strayetl out of the direct mad into Ayr, where he met with Hums at u public house, nnd soon boon Companions ect the poet errant, nnd the 'poet resident (whoso fame was then nnninde) to try their strength in a tnntch of versc-nmkinnr. An ctvirram was the subject chosen, because, ns Andrew internally argued, 'it is the shortest of nil ki. iiis." In compli ment to him the company resolved that disown merits should supply the theme. lie com- j nieneed, I "In seventeen hnii. ler thr. -tty nine" nnd he paused. lie then said, "Ye sec I was born in 17H!t, (the real date was some years earlier.) so I nuk thai the comnienceme:i'." lie then took pen in hand, folded his paper with n conscientious mr of nulhorship, stpmred him self to the table like one who considered it no trifle oxen to wnU n letter, nnd slowly put 'own, in giKid round hand, ns if he had been mnking nut a bill of pi reels, the line, "In seventeen Inui. ler thretty-nine ," tmt l7 artl,r ri.1Cill0,l nM,.mpt) ,c Was U,.,,;,: t(1 (Vani-e. Tlic second line was the l',,..,,, CM , 11K!S M lnrt w. An,Ire.v tt,....,. r-illP,.llti- dm,it,.,l that l was not quite in the vein, the pen, ink, nnd pa- t per were handed to his nntn-ronist. Itv him j l0y wcrc r,.j,.c,0d, for he instantly gav the followin', 1 in ritre : ' 111 seVeteeil blinder tlll'ett V-llillP. The lleil eat stull'to 111.1k' a swine, And pit it in a nn n.-r ; V.ut. shortly after, changed hi plan. Made it to sorii. tliiiiL' like a man. And called it Andrew llornei f" The subject of this stinging stanza had thegood s.'iise mil to be offended with its sntirc, cheerful- ly paid the wnger, set to for a iiiyht's revelry ' with his new Iriends, and thrust his poems be- j tween the bars of the grate, when "the mint' j hours" came on to four in the mnruiii". As his , isetio rival then kindly rolled 1111 the hearth ' ruir in a on iet corner of I he room, to servo as a pillow for the vanquished rhymer, then, literal- ly, a rurnl kniuht, the old man, better prophet than poet, exclaimed, 'Hoot, 111011, hut ye'll be a ! yreat (met jet." Aiunitoi Ill's Mugaiinr. j A fioon I!lM The celebrated lr. Aber u ilhy once said: "I tell you, honestly, what I ! think is the whole cause ofthe complicated ! maladies ofthe human frame. It is their for- inaudi.ing, ami shilling, and stimulating the di 1 epstive nrenns to excess, thereby creating irn It.tion. The state of their minds is another grand causc-tho fidgeting nud discontenting themselves about that which cannot ho helped passions of all kinds; malignnnt passions and world's cares pressing on the mind, disturb the central actiun, and doa gr en ideal of harm." Dam inu. Tho following is the way they call out a figure of a reel" in (Ieorgia : "Ha ncc to the gal with the yellow shawl on now down outside and up the middle turn to your partner laac Smith and now to thai entire 6trangcr sachca to the light and left ra, do dan, da, da, do now to Peter Switch- cll' daughter turn to your partner every one set to the ual w ith tlio (hiring frill balance one and spin about to the gal with a hole lu the heel of livl blocking." ln. Saturday, Jan. is 1 1. Political fttatlttlc. Wo copy tho following useful article, con taining facts worth remembering, from the tu ... . . . lv,T,l,,at wtcs ,.!,,,;., for (;Vernor of ' ' the Cominonwenlih, trom the udoption of the Constitution in HitO, to Total No of Votes polled J 1. ' -' ' 2,f "lurality or ma jority. Year. 1 ;!() liididnTes, I'hos Mullin. A St. Chiir, i7'.'i :nt.,V.'7 t'...V.m in,mi an. .'.mi :io.:nn f .01 l 3l,:r,M :i7.ill .1?.''.13 1'.HI 4 7.S7-.1 IT.o'i" I'.l.UHi i:t.i; tt v,'.f.'7 .'.L! '7'. :!';..);.) I.OIIIi riv.w; .v... '!t;i n.iio'.i .'..'i.'.ejs .M.U'.iti Mi.iir..i f.r,.:i.Ti 2f,0?.1 'flio, Miflln. V. A. Muhlenberg. Thos. Mi til m F. A .Miilileuher:, Tho M' K.sin, .tallies 15. s, 'I'hos. l ICenn. James Ko.-s, Thus tlk'iMIl Simon Snx .I. i , tT'.'ii S'.i.O'.e.i IT'.'O 1,".nl 1 .'tn c; .lf. I Simon So vd.-r, .lames Koss. John Spsiyd. Simon Snyder, Win. Til:l.m..ii. Simon Snyder, Isaac Wayne, Win. Vindlay, .1 Heister, .T lliester. Win. rindlav, J Shull, A lit.";, Si. fun 1H I , , isi I , 1.7IU JL.VI.'I IM7 l'.'.'i.i'.n.t fiT.nn.-i r.r.,:;iio ril.vn.- ST .'.e.'S C I .' 1 1 i.M.n.i 7 J.7 1 1 1,17 1 7.0.1! I 1 ,llll.-l lv'l ;I7 is:.-. Sbult, Serjeant. T ls TV.'.'I'.l .'.i 7 7 r. I .".i.'.ei.i t'l 5.' li V-.lsi". km i ;i '.1 1. ou.i ".."mi 10.7:17 Onn.c.o..i l's'7:i ls".'..'l-.'"i 'j.".i. 1 -I l:to..'.Tii 1 1 :t iT"i tie. 1 Wolf. J Kitnei, .III lT! Ceo Wolf. ,f Kitu -i , f.nt'i ls.'l.'i .1 Kitmr. lieo. Wolf. II A Muhl.nher 2S I H 1! Torter, J. Kitnei , '. J'.e'i I vll IV K Porter. John I'.auks, J.'ill.l 111 V'i.Oll.l l".xclisi I- of Scattering otes. Mlicial. The ii. tii.il majority , iuchidiu ct rejected, was T.'i.'l lor Poller. Ihisii Wrr u Himoh The poverty of th Irish is not cxnger ited neithi r is their wit "or their jroo I hiiinor nor their whimsical ah surd it v nor their courage. Wit 1 envt1 fellow a shilling on some occasion whensi.V' , pence was the fee! Ueinember, you owe me sixpence, Pat !" "May your honor live till I pay you !" There wns Courtney ns well as art in this, nrul nil the clothes on Put's Illicit Would have been dearly lumlit by the sum 111 quest ion. Hi moii There is perpetual kindness in the I risli cabin ; buttermilk, potatoes ', 11 stool is ol lered, or a stone is rolled, thut your honor may ; sit down and be out ofthe smoke, and those who beg every w hen1 else, seem desirous tocMercise free lio-iuliilit v in their own bouses. Their I . ,,,,:.,. : ,. . , .,, ,,,, ,M I B l I piuess; w hile Scotchman is thinking about the term day, or, if easy on that subject, about hell in the next world, while an Knglishinan is making a little hell in the present, because his 1 muffin is nut well rousted. Pat's mind is always, 1 turned lo fun ami ridicule. They are terribly ! excitable lo be sure, mid will murder you on j eIiht tuspiciou, ami find out next day thnt it was all u mistake, nnd that it was not yourself j u,t.y meant to kill ul all ul all. The (it 11111$ j UJ M iui of Sir W alter Scutt. i J A law in Scotland, passed K'VNi, gave the girls the right tu chooce nhoui thty pleaded tor husbands. Vol. I.o. l--1Vliole o, 11 1. rirli. .tnrksnn lit Hnyliontl. In passing through Anderson district, some yenrs since, I heard Mrs. Stephenson, a vene rable matron, who had heen the youthful nc (pinintnncc of Oen. Andrew Jackson during the revolutionary war. I was induced by curiosi ty. ns well ns respect for the chnractcr of this estimable old lady, to visit one who had been the companion of our illustrious Kx-President, in the days of his boyhood snd obscurity. I found Mrs. Stephenson all that she had been represented to be nn intelligent, kind heart ed and fine looking old matron full of conversa tion nnd anecdotes of the "old war." She was horn in the neighborhood of the Wnxsaws, in Iioieester district S. C. and there grew up with the future "hero of New Orleant." The mo ther ot Andrew Jackson, and her three sons, were well known to Mrs. Stephenson. Andrew wns the youngest, and about her own ngc. They were sent to the same school, and their parents lived very near toench other. Thcfa- ther of Gen. Jackson died before Mrs. Stephen- sons recollection, j:id shortly after his settle ment in South Carolina. He and his wife wcrc mth from Ireland. At the commencement of the revolutionary struggle in South Carolina, Andrew was going to grammar school, kept in the meeting house of Wnxsaw neighborhood, As the contest grew warm the school was tlisi- oiiimued, and the meeting house burnt down 11 the mean time, one of Andrew's brothers lied, and the other entered the services of his country. I luring the war this other brother also died with the small pox. The axsaw neighborhood, at one period of the revolution, wns the sent of war in the South- r it country, and wad laid iilmost entirely deso late, and lei! without inhabitants. It was du ruiy this distressing period thnt Andrew him self, then a youth of 1 1 or !." yenrs of age, j lined the army. The pnrticulnrs of his ser vices were unknown to Mrs. Stephenson. She understood, however, thnt he wns taken priso ner by the Rritish, nnd heard thnt he hud re ceived a blow from nn oflicer with his sword, t'or not performing some menial office during his imprisonment. There wcte two cousins of Amltew'g in the army with him. One of them wns killed and the other tnken prisoner. Whilst a prisoner of war in Charleston he was taken sick, nnd his aunt, Mrs. Jnckson lost her life in nttcinpting to visit him. She fell a vic t m to the climate and sorrow, and her nephew soon followed. This left Andrew without a re lation on this side of the Atlantic a boy and utmost n stranger in a new country. The lit tle property which his family possessed had hern plundered nnd destroyed. When the country was restored to pence, he found himself in no very ngreenble situation destitute ot a home, relations, friends and mo ney, l.'mlcr these circumstances, he made the hou-e of a Mr. White bis home. White was the uncle of Mrs. Stephenson, and n saddler by trade. Andrew remained with him twelve or eighteen months, and during that lime assisted him in working at Ins trade. What progress thr future President ofthe United States made in his humble but respectable occupation, is not known. B'lt the fact of his bein-" thus en ggid for that length of time, is well known lo Mrs. Stephenson. Becoming tired ofthe busi ness of making saddles, and finding an opportu nity of doing better, he left Mr. White's nnd went to North Carolina, where lie afterward commenced the Btudy of law, and was admit ted to tho bar. The old Russian custom of the bride on the evening ofthe wedding day, taking oil' her hus band's boot, in pledge of obedience, is still re tiined hi some parts ot that country, as also that of the huiband depositing in one boot a sum of money, and in the other a small w hip. If the young wite happens to hit first iihiii that containing the money, sho keeps it if not, her husband gives hef two or three light cuts with the whip. There is much truth in the following maxim, by one ofthe ancient sages "A small neglect often breeds great mischief tor want of u nail, the shoe is lost for Want of a shoe, the horse is loi tor want of a horse the rider is lost.' Never trust a married man with a secret, w ho loves his wil, for he will tell her, nml she will tell her sister, and her sister will tell any body and everybody. The letter ' enters into the composition of mminu's title in all the relations nt reifi', widow, rrirgin and icixen. An iuix.r t;iut letter, that ir. Tho pnfh Hint leads lo fortune t- often pas ses through ihe narrow defiles of meanness, which a. man of an eaalted spirit cannot stoop to triad. Ot a certain singer, the I.tnlon Satirist says It luth had uny power o'er voice, miht of pleasing tone rejoice, 1'i.r whether solo i rilo. tlo, Hv'd uUays hate a inwtilne ..' t, ritici:s or aiitertisi.. I s.pmre 1 insertion, . . f r 50 I do '2 do . . . o 75 I do 3 d.i . ) 00 Fv.iry fuhseipient insertitsj . . . 0 S5 Yearly Adertispmrnts : one column, f 25 j hnff rolnmn.flS, thref squares, ft?; twosqunres. f9 ; one square, $.ri. Half-yearly t one column, f 18 ; half column, f II ; three squares, f8 ; two p.piarrs, .r) ; on square, $3 BO. Advertisements left without directions as In hn length of time they am to be published, will he continued until ordered out, and charged accord ingly. CTi xtey n lings make a square. The Mule Coqaettf, There is nothing on earth more despicable: than your ncknowledged mnlc coquette. He ia nn anomaly in the human character, a mon ster in tho world. He plays a part for which, nature never designed him the Joan d'Arc of civil life. Coquetry, with a female is pnrdon- ublo for it is nnturnl. We believe till the sex nrc ntore or less inclined to it. It. is not con fined to one country nor one religion: It is per ceptible in the tawny Indtnn girl and the dark faced African. It flaunts in the atmosphere of fashionahb extravagance, and looks out from a pair of roguish eyes, beneath the drab bonnett of tho Quakeress. It is a pnrt ot the femnle) chnractcr, -and, with some restrictions, a very excellent part. It promotes personal neatness and decorum ol habit it bends every faculty of the mind to the desire of pleasing it devclopes every Intent charm of intellect. It is that which renders the conversation of women, even of or dinary talents, frequently far more agreeable than thnt ot a man, whose mind has been highly cultivated, and whose powers of fancy are bril liant and superior. Woman's wit is seldom ex erted for tho mcro purpose of shining in con versationit is rather called forth by a pre dominant desire to please, and this is co quetry in its legitimate sense, in its proper spere. The idea ot La Rochefoucauld "ic f mnu pciivenl moinc surmnnlrr Irvr oujurl leirr, que hum passions," is not true, at least so far as our observation has extended. Co quetry and passion arc almost always united in the femnle heart. They hold a natural anil salu tary check over eachother. And it is well that they do so. They prevent alike premature and. disgusting fondness, and cold-hearted vanity nud self-love. Hut your man coquette (Heaven forfend m from him)- he is undeserving ofthe least cha rity. With him the words ofthe Treacher are verified, "Vanity, vanity all is vanity." It in a cold and selfish purpose a hallow hearted love of triumph a brutal carclcssnessof wrong ed and outraged feeling a morbid desire 0! in teresting in himself, hearts, of whose pangs and, struggles ho recks not whose affection ho would call forth, that the multitude may envy him its possession, not to meet its full flow of confiding tenderness, by the sympathy of his own colli and indurated bosom. It is nn un profitable monopoly ot that attention from tho other sex, w hich he scorns to repay with hon orable love. lUxnm HtMsr.i.F. A rather peevish sort of a wife, nested herself at her husband's side, and asked why he was like a crazy man. llo gave it up, and she answered,"! am your other self so you arc battle yourstlf." "Not tho more so now," said he, "for if I had not been beside myself while a bachelor, I should never have been placed in this situation." A person aske 1 Zeno, the philosopher, if v. o ' men ever fell in love. "His answer was;' It wise men do not fill in love, beautifiil w.imeii must be very unfortunate." A New Vrmtos. Hawthorne y the old spirit-stirring app 'nl to 'fi.'lit for your heirths, hns become obsolete. It is now fight for your stores. I'l.Mst v Distppoivrru. A foolish young fel low came dancing, whistling, and singing, into, a room where old Colly Cibber sat coughing, nnd spitting, nnd cutting a caper triumphantly exclaimed, "There you old putt, what would you give to be as young a I am !" "Why, thith, young man," replied he, "I would be al most as foolish." A beggar boy having asked alms of a gen tleman, was told that he would give him some thing when he came back. The boy replied that the gentleman would be surprised if ho knew how much he lost by giving credit that way. A farmer who occasionally accommodated a neighbor with a tlitch of bucou al a killing sea son, being applied to, as usual, replied : "liaunu yet made up my mind whether 1 shall kill my scT this yenr, or take a side of my leyther." A naval surgeon who used to prescribe salt water for his patients in all disorders, happen ed to be drowned one evening. Next duy tliei captain, coining on board, i in pi i red for the doc tor, and was coolly told by sailor thnt he wan drowned lns.t night, in the tnetJicint thr$l" A butcher boy in New York says that he has often heard of th fort quarters of the glole, hut never henrli any persow say anything -hunt the AlV'. quartets. (Vi'.a ins. ' What are the of IVovi deiiCv !" mid a Sunday school teacher to M boy iu m .lus, other day. "Uttlrutd lo UUm, and bteau.Uil U .icW Yoik'unswcicd the urchiu,