TERMS OF THE " A9IERCIAN." H. D. MASSER, ? Pcstiasiica as JOSEPH EISEI.Y. 1 1 PROMIIRTOkt. . It. V.1SSKlt, KiHfr. Office. In Centre Alley, in tie rear of . ll. Mas ser's Stare.) TUB A MB RIO A N" I. pubiihrd every Satur day it TWO LOLI.AI5 per annum lo be paid half yearly in advance. No paper discontin ued till all airraragrs art) paid. No subscription received for le period than i moxth. All communication or Icliei on busines relating to the olBce, to insure attuniion, muatbe POST PAID. SU'NBUMY AMERICAN. iRici:sor AnTr.nTlsiSQ. I square 1 Insertion, . ffl 50 t do S do , 0 15 1 da 9 dj . . 1 00 Evry subsequent Insertion, 0 2! Yearly Advertisement: one column, f3S half column, $18, three aqnare. f.I3 two squares, f9 ; one square, $.r. Half-yearly I one colamn, f IB ; half column, $12 t three square, $fl ( two squares, $.1; one square, $3 f0. Advertisements left without directions s to the length of time they ire to he published, will ha continued until ordered out, and charged accord ingly. CrjSiteen lines make a square. AND SHAMOKIN JOUANAL; Absolute acquiescence in the decision of the majority, the vital principle of Republic!, from which there i no appeal hut to force, the vital principle and immediate parent of despotism. Jamaso. ly Mnsncr & lMclr. Sunbury Northumberland Co. Iu. 8a1urlnj, Stay tlo, 1813. Vol. a--o. 3 1 Whole No, 134. IPtllKO. r eT. Now the golden mom aloft Wmn her dcw-bcspang'e.1 wine, With vermeil chrek and wisprroft, She tni the tardy Spring : Till April start and call around The steeping fragrance from the ground, And lightly o'er the living scene Scatter hisfrehe'it. tendeiest green. JVcw l orn dork in mtie dwee, Fri-kinu. ply their fertile feet, Forgetful of thrir wintry trance. The liird hi presence greet ; Hut chief the sky latV warbles high Hi trembling thiil'inc cctacy ; And, lessening from the dazzled right. Melt into air and liquid light YeMerdav the nllen veir Saw the snowy whirlwind fly Mute w.i the mn-ic of the air, The hrrd itood drooping by ! Thrir rsp'urc now. thit wildly flow, No yetrrdy or morrow know ' Pi mnn almr thnt joy descries With fur ward and reverted eyes. Smile on pit misfortunes brow Siilt reflection hand can truce. And o'rr the check of sorrow throw A mcl mcholv gr.ee ; While hope prolong our hnppirst hour, Or drrpet shade thai dimly lower, And blacken round our wr ary way, liilili wi h a glemn ofdistint day. Still where rov p'easnre lead, Kre a kind'ed erirf pursue, Beliin 1 ibr steps that mis- ry tread Approarhine comfort view ; The hues of hli-s more brightly glow f Tha.ten'd hv a dder tint of woe : And blended, form, with artful stiife, The strength and harmony of life. See the wretch that lone has tost On the thorny bed of pin, At Irnath repair his vigor lost And breathe and walk acain. The mcanei flowret ef the tale. The simplest note that a v eil the cale, The common sun, the air, the skies, To him are opening Patadise. A Villain Mitfl Ills Victim. A correspondent of the Boston Bee gives the following account of one of the inmates of the Vermont Lunatic Ayliim, ntBrattleboro' : Porn of wealthy parents, idolized in youth, gratified in the indulgence ofher fondest hope, and perfected in every accomplishment of the day, she was tin pride of her f.unily anil the belle of the social circle, whose destiny she con trolled. One of ilmsc enthusiastic being's, who ore never satisfied with divided affection, her mind wassoexqui: itely strung thatthe least dis cord afflicted it, and marred the music ol the whi!e. Some three year since, she was in troduced to a young naval officer, who soon wooed and won her, but villein like, having sported awhile with the choice flame which nothing hut summer and suusliitio should glad den, and after having hy sedulous attentions appropriated tiie rare gem to himself, left ilex posed to the rude blast of winter, until chilled and crushed, it has fallen to the ground, scared and blasted like the withered leaf of autumn. The story of hi perfidy reached hei car, hut woman-like, she would not credit aught agiinst the idol of her heart, till her own eyes perused in the papers of a neighboring city Ire marriage to anoth-r. The news came like a thunderbolt upon her, withering and destroying her. In vain did her friends endeavor to cheer her de sponding heart by travel and the kindest at tention. Now a blighted and spirit-broken thing, bhe no more bounded on the green like the fawn, or carolled in the sunshine like the lark winging it flight to heaven's gate ; a fearful change had came over her, and reason soon deserted its throne, leaving her a maniac. She takes no interest in the movements of the other patients, but sits apart, all the day, look ing from a window, upon the boundless prospect before her. Every attempt to direct her mind lias been, ns yet, unsuccessful, and though passionately fond of music in her moments of reason, the least sound is now displeasing to Iter, and she retires to her apartment, closing the door after her, as if to seclude herself from the society of others. What has the man to answer for, who has thus destroyed a virgin flower in the pride of iu bloom and beauty! Evety Inch a Mas. Tlie Louisville Ken tucktan has been furnished with the following item by the gentleman who is taking the ccn its of the city. lie came across a man w ho is 53 years old ; he has been married three times : by his first wife he had eleven, by hit. second wife ten, and twelve by his last wife, making thirty-three children, and his wife now in a most interesting stato. Twenty-three of his children were boys, and ten girls; nineteen boys and six girls are living. He married in his eighteenth year, and remained in a state of celibacy three years. A man cannot potsess anything that is bet ter than a good woman, nor any thing that is worse than a bad one. From the llottan Traveller. Cnrlotie Method ofPlantlns; Corn. Mr. John W, Sweet, of Tyringham, Berk rhire co, informs us thnt he plants hi corn, in the following manner, and tins realized 110 bushels of shelled corn to the acre. He spreads what manure he intends for the field on the surface of the green sward J then he ploughs the land into ridges about 3 feet apart in the fall each ridge or row being made of two back furrows turned upon a narrow strip ofswnrd which is not disturbed. In the spring he rolls and harrows these ridges, and on the top of each ridge, 12 or H inches apart, he plants his hills of corn, 3 or 4 kernels in the hill, and cultivates it through the season with the l.oe, cultivator and plough as much as he efeems necessary. In this method, he remark ed that ho was not troubled with weeds or drought In the Fall, as soon as his corn is ripe, he gathers the cars, then pulls up the corn stalks and lays them down lengthways between the furrows, and then splits his ridges with the plough and covers these stalks up complete ly. Thus is made his ridges for his second crop of com, to he planted the succeeding spring. The 110 bushels was the second crop, planted over the buried stalks. The above is sufficient to give the reader an idea of this system. He contends uflcr the first crop he wants no ma nure for his corn, except the stalks applied as we have described. It is quite probable, the sods and manure lie ing under the corn the first year, thot while these are undergoing decomposition, being the whole periixl of the growth of the corn, the crop will suflcr less from drought than it would were there no vegetable matter beneath it to attract and detain moisture until this decompo sition is completed. As to the fact thct corn-stalks are tho best manure for corn, the idea is strictly philosophi cal, and is folly sustained by chemical analy sis. The doctrine seems to be well settled, thnt each crop requires its own peculiar food, and unless the soil contains this, the crop will not flourish. Hence the necessity of rotation of crops or the well established fact with par ticular men, that potatrcs will not thrive for many years in succession on the same piece, because the crop has almost exhausted the soil of the peculiar fiaxl of the potntoc, while some other crop, requiring a different kind of food from what tho potatoe requires, will succeed well on the same lond where the potatoe crop hns f..iled thus as the ox and the sheep, when put to the same stack of hay, the one will cat w hat the other leaves : so it is with plants. Now, if yon shoot a partridge, and cut open his crop and find in ita corns and buds you at once infer that acorns and buds are the natural food of the bird. So when by chemical analy sis you ascertain precisely whst kind of food the corn crop requires. Now, as corn stalks contain the very elements of the food required by the corn crop, ond return to the soil, the Mih.-tnnees of which they exhausted the soil, the chemistry of agriculture teaches us that corn stalks, while undergoing decomposition, furnish the growing crop with those very gas es required fur the elaboration of the solid stock and cuts. Hut this is not the only conclusion of sci ence, hut a universal law of the vegetable world, by which nn all wise and bountiful God ha provided that each precise species of plants shall he reproduced and perpetuated. Thus the frc:-t land, fur centuries subject to a migh ty growth, from year to year, not only increases in fertility, and an annual top dressing, fitted to the very purpose for which it is wanted, and composed by the unerring hand of Deity, but also, from year to year, has something to spare for tho good of man and beast Thus, in the vegetable as in the animal world, there is a wie provision, that each shall be sustained and reproduced; and as these natural laws are more and more developed by science, we may expect the purpose of Infinite Wisdom, as to the vegetable world, will be less and less frustrated by the hand of unskilful culture. Trees. It is a custom in Turkey, says Dr. Walt.li, to plant a plat ur nut vr it n talis (button-wood-tree) on the birth of a son ; and a cypress on the deutli of one. Were this custom adop ted in the United States, it wou'd give us, at the end of forty years, about twenty millions of trees more than we shall probably have ; a con sideration of no mean importance to posterity. And were the trees to be planted by tho road side, most of our public highways would at the end of that period, be converted ir.to delightful avenues. Let it bo remembered that the road from Strasburg to Munich, a distance of 250 miles, is already an avenue of fruit trees. We find the following conundrum in an ex change paper, it contains more truth than wit : "Why ia a newspaper like, a tooth-brush t D'ye give it up! Because every body should have one of hie own, and not borrow his neighbors." lis Rrsinni for Planting; an Orchard. Orchard. We have recently met with the following "Sis Reasons for Planting an Or chard," which will apply, with some modifica tion, to planting trees of all sorts ; 1st. Would you leave an inheritance to your children ! plant an Orchard. No other in vestment of money and labor will, in the long run, pay so well. 2d. Would you make home pleasant the nbodoof the social virtues 1 plant an Orchard. Nothing better promotes among neighbors a feeling of kindness and good will, than a treat of good fVuit, often repeated. Hd. Would you remove from your children the strongest temptation to steal ! plant an orchard. If children cannot obtain fruit at home, they are apt lo steal it; and when they have learned to steal fruit, they arc in a fair way to learn to steal horses. 4th. Would you cultivate a constant feeling of thankfulness towards the great Giverof all good ! plant an orchard. By having constant ly before you one of the greotest blessings gi ven to man, you must be hardened indeed ifynu are not influenced by a spirit of humility and thankfulness. 5th. Would yon have your children love their home respect their parents while living and venerate their memory when dead in all their wanderings look back upon the home of their youth as a sacred spot an oasis in the great wilderness of the world 1 then plant an or chard. 6th. In short, if you wish to avail yourself of the blessings of a bountiful Providence, which arc within your reach, you must plant an or chard. And when you do it see that you plant good fruit. Don't plant crab apple trees, nor wild plums, nor Indian peaches. The best are the cheapest. A new amp valuable Grass A gentleman connected with the British expedition under Capt Ross, to the southern polar sea, has pub lished the description of a new grass found at the Falkland Islam!, and callad Tussac grass, which promises to become a most valuable ad dition to the farmer's store of food for all sea sons, especially in these northerly latitudes and in the colder and moistcr lands. It is very possible that this Tussac grasi may be among the valuable things brought home by our own exploring expedition in the same seas. The splendid Tussac grass is the gold and glory of these islatids It will, I Inpe, yet make the fortune of Orkney and Irish landowners of peat bogs. Every animal here feeds upon it with avidity, and fattens in a short time. It may be planted and cut down like the guinea grass of the West Indies. The blades are a bout six feet long, and from 200 to 300 shoots spring from ono plant I have proved hy seve ral experiments that one man can cut 100 bun dles in a day, and that a horse will greedily de vour five of these in the same time. Indeed so fond of it are both horres and cows, that they will eat the dry tussac k thach from the roofs of the houses in preference to good grass. About four inches of the root cats like the mountain cabbage. All the smaller Island here, though some of them are as large as Guernsey, are covered with tussack, w hich is nutritious all the year. Wc cut the following item from undei the head "Married," in tho Concord (N. II.) Courier: "In thi town, hj Deacon John B. Chandler and Miss Maria French, Deacon John B. Chand ler to Miss Maria French two non-resistants married by themselves to themselves all on the Sabbath day at the brcokfaist table, calling upon God and tho family present to bear wit ness to the act. The lady who has in this case adopted the creed of Fonny Wright afturding a most strik ing illustration of the old maxim, that "ex tremes meet" is a highly respectable young lady, formerly a resident of this town, and a member of the Rev. Mr. Campbell's church. The IU'Nter and Monkey Sportsman. A singular and diverting occurrence took place near Taunton in Somersetshire. Some time ago, a favorite old hunter, belonging to Joseph Farsely, Esq. being locked in the stable, on hearing the noise ofa French horn, and cry of the hounds, began to bo very restive : the ost ler going into the 6table, judged that the spirit ed animal wanted some sport ; he instantly saddled him, to which he affixed a large monkey and turned him loose, who, following the 60und, joined the pack, and was one of tho first in at tho death of poor reynard ; but tho a mazement of tho sporting gentlemen was great ly heightened, by observing the monkey holding tho reins with all tho dexterity ofa true tporl man. "Girls ! remember that the man who bows, smiles, and cays soft things to you, hue no gen uine love; while he who loves most sincere ly, struggles to hide the weakness of his heart and frequently appears decidedly awkward." The Slaver oftlie Ile of Pine. Tho following taken from the New York Commercial Advertiser. The eharacterof the vessel chased hy the Boxer, is still a mystery, and whether she is what she has been represen ted to be, or whether she is indeed the missing Texian vessel, tho companion of the would be pirates of the Somers, theSnn Antonio, her cap ture alonccan determine. That vessel has ne ver been heard of ; she has been reported s lost, but no evidence of her loss has yet been seen. Extract fioma letter received from an officer of the United Slates brig Boxer, Lieut. Com manding Oscar Bui I us. The detailed account of our chase of tho pi rate off the Isle of Pines was furnished you in my last. In a New York paper I observe that our report of the clmracter of the craft in ques tion (based upon occutar demonstration, viz : her build, armament, crew, her evident attempt to overhaul us and then bearing away when our disguise was delected,) is objected to, on tho ground that a slaver had arrived in Cuba repor ting they had been chased by a United States Our belief as lo the character of 'The Chase' linsj been strengthened from various sources, and recently confirmed by the relation of a de serter from her, with whom I conversed, ns al so by the captain ofa vessel who spoke her in a heavy gale of wind, and such a sea as rendered it dangerous to float a boat. Their description corresponded in every particular with our ob- servptions of her. The former stated that when he shipped he w as led to believe he was enter ing on board a Texan man of war that she is armed with a long 32 pounder amidships on a pivot, six carrnnades, ond a crew of 80 men appendages unusual for a slaver. A gentleman who comes passenger in the Adelaide informs us that a vessel arrived from the Canaries a day or two before she sailed, with 73 passengers. She reports when off the Ba- Itama Banks, nhe was chased a whole day by a piratical looking schooner, manned hy blacks, and nearly overhauled, when at last the Captain of the Spanish vessel mustered all his passen gcrsas well as the crew upon deck, armed as thoroughly as possible, and prepared for a con flict, when the suspicious stranger, seeing her decks crowded with armed men, hauled off hois ting llaytien colors. The Spanish Captain has no doubt that she w as a pirate. If so, we shall doubtless hear from her. A'. 1'. Tribune. The Pirate oir Ct da. The follow ing ex tract from a letter dated at Mansanilla, April 6th, gives another story of tho pirate or pirates lui king at the south of Cuba : "A Fisherman from the Twelve league Keys, (the first to the westward of Cape Cruz.) come here last evening to inform the Cjptain of the port, that about tho 1 1th of March, a pi rate brought a vessel (hermaphrodite brig) close into the Keys, and in the course of the night burnt her. What became of the men he knows not Saw her burning in the night, and nothing in sight next rnorninj."' Cannibalism. Captain Sir Edward Belch er, in his book just published on voyages round the world, says of Ihe Feejee Islands : "Cannibalism toa frightful degree still pre vails amongst this people, and, as it would seem, almost as one of their highest enjoy mento. The victims of this lerociotis slaugh ter w ere regularly prepared, being baked, pick ed and distributed in portions to the various towns which furnished warriors, according to their exploits ; and they were feasted on w ith a degree of savoge barbarity nearly iner'.ilible ! They imagine that they increase in bravery, hy eating their valorous enemy. Garingaria is a noted cannibal, and it is asserted thit he killed one of his wives and atelier. Thishe denied, and accounted for her death (which took place violently by his order) on other grounds. He did not attempt a denial of his acts at Ban ra nor did Phillip-. -Theso occurrences are of late date. I am told they threw one or more of the heads (which they dv not eat) into the missionary's compound. The population of the Feejees are very tall, far above the height of any oilier natitin I have seen. Of five men assembled in my tent, none were under six feet two inches. It was rutber an awkward subject to lax Garingaria with in his own house and solely attended by bis own dependent, our interpreter ; but ho took it very quietly, and observed that he cared not for human flesh, un lets it was that of his enemy, and taken in battle. When he used this expression, I could not help thinking his lips were sympathetica'ly in motion, and that 1 had better not make my self loo hostile. I therefore bid him good even ing. AnsKNCK op mind. The last "modern in stance" ia that ofa Vermont wagoner going to mnrkf t, who lifted his horse into tho wagon, and tackled himself up in the traces. an. I he did not discover his error until he endeavored to neigh. I.ocast Year.'' The Hartford Cotirant contains the following communication in relation to IicusU : Wc frequently sec it announced in the news papers, that this year ns Arm "Locust Year," followed by the story of their returning only once in seventeen years ; and as these an nunciations appear in dilTerent parts of the country oftencr than once in seventeen years, it has been stated that there are dificrent tribes of Iicuslp, and that although the appearance of Ioctists in different places, may be oftencr, yet each trilie appears but once in seventeen years. What people in general think of these stories I do not know ; but I should think they would le read with doubt and indifference, at least I well remember three "locust years," in the ycnrH 1702, l.SW, and 120, and my father told me that he remembered one in the year 1753, another in 1775. There being seventeen years between each of these dates, is strong evidence that they return once in seventeen years, and accordingly the present year 1?43, may be ex pected to be a hKVKt yt nr. I wish you to pub lish this at this time, that the etymologists may have an opportunity to make observations, and if it should be a locust year, publish the result of their observations. "If a prophet prophesy, ond that which he prophesieth cometh to pass, then fIibII ye know that he is a true prophet. The Richmond Whig has an article on this subject, a portion of which we subjoin : The Skvestefn yeah Lch.tsts! This is the year and this the month, for the sppearance of the 17 year Icust. In a few days the woods will be thronged, and he who hears their accu mulated hum for the first time, will be aston ished. Unless prepared for it, he will not know how to account for it Formerly, they appear ed in such countless multitudes as to fatten the swine of the country, to whom they are as a chosen food, as they are also to foxes, raccoons, squirrels, cows, Rnd every forest bird. At their two last appearances, in 1926, and 1809, their numbers had much diminished, compared with former periods, owing doubtless to the clearing up and cultivation of the face of the country. This remarkable insect is fully described by naturalists. It closely resembles our autumnal fly of the same name. Its wings have the ap pearance ofa W, and hence appearing in the midst of the Revolution, the superstitious inter preted those venous resemblances of a W to im ply "War and Want." The gentleman's Ma gazine for 1761, contains an exact cut of the in sect, and an accurate description of its habits. It bores through the earth in the chrysalis state, and, climbing the next tree or fence, there de posits its shell and takes wing. The singular part of its history, is its appear ance only once in 17 years no fact is better established than this. Why it should be so whether the eggs require that period of incuba tion, or whatever tho cause, tho fact is certain. The writer of this remembers them in 1S20, and in 109 His father and grandfather re membercd them in 1792 and in 1775 Hii grandfather in 1753 They appeared at no other time in the intervals of these periods, except a few stragglers in the succeeding year, left by chance or injury. This theory has been doubted. This year will test its truth, and as assuredly verify it. as that the sun will set to night A Stbanoe Mfetino. A letter from Alex andria says : A curious meeting took place last month in tho desert between Suez and Cairo. A Mr, Fawcett who arrived hero bytheOri eutal, on his way to India, when at Cario, heard that his brother was expected by that month' steamer from Bombay. The two brothers had never seen each other, the ono being born in England whilst the elder brother was in India, where he had lived thirty-two years. As the younger Mr. Fawcett was proceeding arm the desert on his donkey, he called out to the groupa of travellers he met coniinj? frotn Suez, whether M.ijnr Fawcett was aiuo'i them, and towards midnight a voice answeid to Mr. Fuw- cett's call, and the two brothers shook hands in the dark ; they both expressed a wish to see each other's face ; hut no light was to ho had, and the two parties they belonged to bavin? pone on, they were obliged to part again, not having been together more than three or four minutes. ihi.oox. i ne ttsnn lever is raging in almost every part of the Union. Companies are forming in the Fast, and in several part of Ohio, which, added to those of Illinois, Iowa and Missouri will, make a pretty formidable army; tho larger portion of thes will proba bly join the companies at Fort Independence, Missouri, and proceed together acrct the mountains. It would bo reasonable to suppose that there will be at leist five thousand Ameri cans went of the Rocky Mountains by next au tumn. ' A philosopher asserts that the reason why la dies' teeth decay sooner than gentlemen's is be cause of the friction of the tongue and the sweet dcsb of the Hps. Personal Appearance. This is one of the things ot accident, resting with nature. No man or woman can form their own persons, and none should be praised or bla med on this head. The disposition for looking well, is ruining half the young people in tho world causing them to study their glasses, and paint or patch, instead of pursuing, that which is last ing and solid the cultivation of the mind. It ii always a mark of a weak mind, if not a bad heart, to hear a person praise or blame a nolhcr on the ground alone, that they are haml- somo or homely. Actions should be the tost and a liberal source of conduct pursued to all. It matters little whether a man is tall or short- whether the blood stains tho cheek or runs in another channel. Fashion makes the difference as to the beauty. The lily is as sweet, if not so gay, as the rose, and it bears no thorns about it. As to appearance, fashion should not bear upon that w hich cannot be changed, except by deception, and what indeed, in reality, is not worth the trouble of being so, even if it could. The sight ofa white man in Africa, is much more homely than that of an African here : and in Scotland at one time, according to Walter Scott, tho fashion to judge of a handsome man, was in a broad face and red nose. Tacr FusiAtc Nobility. The woman, poor and ill clad as she may be, who balances her income and expenditure who toils and sweats in nnrepining mood among her well trained children, and presents them, morning and eve ning, ns offerings of love to her husband, in rosy health and cheeiful cleanliness, is the most exalted ofher sex. Before her shall tho proudest dame bow her jewelled heart, and the bliss of a happy heart dwell with her forever. If there is one prospect dearer than another to the soul of man if there is one act more like ly to bend the proud, and inspire the broken hearted it is for a smiling wife to meet her husband at the door, with his host of happy children. How it stirs up the tired blood of an exhausted man, when he hears a rush of many feet upon tho staircase when the crosv and carol of their young voices mix in glad confusion and the smallest mounts or sinks into his arms amidst a mirthful shout It was a hallo from every countenance that beamed a round tho group ! There was joy and a bless ing there. London Journal. Management. You will always observe one thing among interior women. They will make more noise in endeavoring to keep their children quiet than tho children themselves, and yet the little ones will be forever iu an up roar ; while a woman of intelligence not only keeps her family quiet, but herself aleo. If you meet a man who is your debtor, don't abuse him but take him kindly by the hand, evince an interest for him, part with him good humored. If he is not a scoundrel, ho will re solve to pay you the earliest possible moment When shall we all learn that kindness ever ac compliehcs more than anger ! As sore throats are somewhat prevalent at present, we give tho following remedy which wc find in an cistern paper. If a gentleman be affected, "let him take the sleeve of a young lady's dress, and pass it gently round his neck." To give greater efficacy to the remedy, there must be a soft, white arm in the sleeve. As a looking-glass is true, and faithfully re presents the face of him that looks in it, so a wife ought to fashion herself to the affections of a husband, not to be cheerful when he is sad, nor end when he is cheerful. An editor of one of our city popcrs w as re cently in the midst of a crowd, gazing at somo passing pageant, when the juvenile namettake of the father of evil, (i.e. Printer' Devil,) belong ing to the office, found him, after edging hia way tor vn time through the crowd, and de manded "roy." "Ah," said the editor, "how did yon know me among so many people V "Oh! yer honor," said a little Patlander stand ing by, "sure the divil always knows hia own." New IU:arsY "Ah, John," said the minis ter, "what is the matter with you thatyou'vo been so remiss in attending the kirk of late; is it atheism, or deism, or that sad rowdyism that's the cause!" "Faith.no sir," said John, "ita something a thousand limes worse than a' that !' "Save us," exclaimed the minister, "what can it be 1" "Ah ! sir," replied John, in a spasm of agony, "it is n rheumatism I Stay Laws. "What do they mean by tlia 'Stay Law,' the papers are talking about so much!" said a young married lady to her bet ter half the other evening. "It is a law against wearing corsets my dear." "Well, they may pass it and re-pu&s it as much as they please, but I'll never give up mine. V hat business has legislators to med dle with such affairs,! should like to know ?-r- Uuyune. '..